The UK Growers Thread!

SM4RT3

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who was it was gonna try and take there filter to bits btw, ive forgotten, my short term memory's fucked!!!

All them chemicals mate, mines the same... i blame all the e's ive munched my way through... n not sure mate, i think Dragon, but could be wrong.

How u doin anyway mate?
 

sambo020482

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your jokes u post r funny dura, i see the yanks didnt quite apreciate them as much as we all do tho when i saw fdd2blk accuse of hijacking his thread lmao
 

dura72

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BBC News - "Nine killed in Dagestan bombings".

I don't know where the fuck it is, but it ends in 'stan', so it's all good.
 

dura72

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All them chemicals mate, mines the same... i blame all the e's ive munched my way through... n not sure mate, i think Dragon, but could be wrong.

How u doin anyway mate?
probably is the 'e' or maybe the glue sniffing, possibly the morphine pills, dope, charlie ,crack, acid, mushrooms, lighter fluid, moonshine, aftershave(yes i did, i know , im fuckin stupid), smack, fuck me the list is bloody endless.
doin fine mate, gaggin for adrink though...and i really, really mean gaggin.....i think it was dragon though.
 

SM4RT3

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2 guys on a night out bowling, after a few beers and few a games they decide to head home, they jump in the car and set off, on the way home they accidently hit a black kid on a bike, in there panik they throw the bike and the kid in the boot of the car with there bowlin balls and carry on the journey home but soon get pulled by the police, the police man asks them to step out of the car and open the boot for him... soon as the lads open the boot the copper sees the black kid and gets on his radio..... quick sarge send re-enforcements ive found a niggers nest, one of them has allready hatched and nicked a fuckin bike.
 

SM4RT3

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probably is the 'e' or maybe the glue sniffing, possibly the morphine pills, dope, charlie ,crack, acid, mushrooms, lighter fluid, moonshine, aftershave(yes i did, i know , im fuckin stupid), smack, fuck me the list is bloody endless.
doin fine mate, gaggin for adrink though...and i really, really mean gaggin.....i think it was dragon though.

Pick a chemical any chemical n blame that one... u have enough to choose from lol.... just gotta think how nice ur first drink is gonna taste after ur detox... i say detox its more abstaining from alcoholl, i think uve had everything else since u started ur detox lol
 

SM4RT3

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your jokes u post r funny dura, i see the yanks didnt quite apreciate them as much as we all do tho when i saw fdd2blk accuse of hijacking his thread lmao
Yanks never see the funny side of anything mate, they all had a sense of humor bypass i think.
 

dura72

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your jokes u post r funny dura, i see the yanks didnt quite apreciate them as much as we all do tho when i saw fdd2blk accuse of hijacking his thread lmao
yeah, huffy fucker, i picked up an infraction last year coz i went seriously off on an anti yank rant, fuckin told the cunts they deserved 9/11 becoz of all the cash the wankers had given the ira. i'm not a huge fan of the usa, i know there not all the same but too many of them think there the saviour of the fuckin planet, arrogant arrogant fuckers.........oh dont get me fuckin started, fat fuckin bucket eatin, planet raping, boneheaded, democracy bending turds...i mean this is a country that voted dubya in .....twice!!!fuckin guys got an iq of about 95 and they fuckin give him the presidency.................aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh......go on osama have another go and with any luck the fuckin yanks and muslims will fuckin destroy each other and we'll all get left in peace.......then we start on the chinks
 

SM4RT3

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yeah, huffy fucker, i picked up an infraction last year coz i went seriously off on an anti yank rant, fuckin told the cunts they deserved 9/11 becoz of all the cash the wankers had given the ira. i'm not a huge fan of the usa, i know there not all the same but too many of them think there the saviour of the fuckin planet, arrogant arrogant fuckers.........oh dont get me fuckin started, fat fuckin bucket eatin, planet raping, boneheaded, democracy bending turds...i mean this is a country that voted dubya in .....twice!!!fuckin guys got an iq of about 95 and they fuckin give him the presidency.................aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh......go on osama have another go and with any luck the fuckin yanks and muslims will fuckin destroy each other and we'll all get left in peace.......then we start on the chinks
lolol.... im quite partial to a chinky girl, only been with one, they taste mmmmmmmm lol
 

sambo020482

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the cash they gave the I.R.A is just 1 of many good reasons for 9/11 it was about time they got there arsed slaped taking the piss the world over for the last 70 yrs!

on a lighter note see Rangers ad a good game last night dura lol
 

dura72

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A woman is in labour, shouting the usual stuff.
"Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her husband & says, "You did this to me you bastard!" Husband replies casually, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, "Fuck off it'll be too painful!" Not laughing now are we darling?"
 

dura72

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the cash they gave the I.R.A is just 1 of many good reasons for 9/11 it was about time they got there arsed slaped taking the piss the world over for the last 70 yrs!

on a lighter note see Rangers ad a good game last night dura lol
chers sambo for reminding me, yes it was a shit score but we're still getting the title mate...and i hope ur next shite is a hedgehog:shock:lol
 

tip top toker

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cannabis planet show 4

now just where te fuck in england is there a 30,000 plant government sanctioned grow..!!!!! WHY THE FUCK HAVE I NOT BEEN INVITED TO THIS BEING MR TAXPAYER!

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dura72

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cannabis planet show 4

now just where te fuck in england is there a 30,000 plant government sanctioned grow..!!!!! WHY THE FUCK HAVE I NOT BEEN INVITED TO THIS BEING MR TAXPAYER!

told ya, these cunts are planning on decriminalising it for medical use and there gaunna demonise the home growers and call us dangerous amateurs who's weed can make u go blind, deaf, leprous or ur cock will go green and drop off. watch the fuckin press for more and more stories about home growing busts so that it'll get to the point if ur seen with a bag of compost u'd be as well having a row of syringes hangin out ur balls. be warned, we're gaunna be the new single parents/muslims with backpacks/ dole dodgers.
 

tip top toker

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mate, every day since having that "epithany" about boycotting the ellection, the more and more i really feel inclined to try it. i mean rage for christmas, shit song kinda but it happened. and for any who don't care enough, a pledge ofa a 1/2 ounce through the door once magic happens, how i'll gorw a million ounces of weed i don't quite know :lol:

but i honestly think that with propper education and such for the people, they'll start to think twice about how sensibble it was to fire prof nutt. i had lunch iwth my mother which ended up being a 3 hour (dare i say it) pleasure. thourout which we discussed cannabis and such, to other diners earshot which she wasn't too happy about :lol: but i asked her what was so bad about it that she resented the fact my brother and i do it, to which she said it was meerly the fact that we were smoking something anything into our lungs, she just saw it as bad health 101. so i told her about edibles. think i'm gonna make her some hash oil teriyaki :)

it's only going to be so long though either way. friends of mine, crazy political professional people, well they just can't get enough bud, and every time i see them i normally have them passed out on the couch :) and i guarantee that these people will be knwon naitonwide within a decade, they're the next gen so to speak.

and fair play on the woman standing down from the drugs board, amking it illegal to illegalise methadrone, as opposed to restriction and control of sales. hells yes!
 

speedyseedz

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mate, every day since having that "epithany" about boycotting the ellection, the more and more i really feel inclined to try it. i mean rage for christmas, shit song kinda but it happened. and for any who don't care enough, a pledge ofa a 1/2 ounce through the door once magic happens, how i'll gorw a million ounces of weed i don't quite know :lol:

but i honestly think that with propper education and such for the people, they'll start to think twice about how sensibble it was to fire prof nutt. i had lunch iwth my mother which ended up being a 3 hour (dare i say it) pleasure. thourout which we discussed cannabis and such, to other diners earshot which she wasn't too happy about :lol: but i asked her what was so bad about it that she resented the fact my brother and i do it, to which she said it was meerly the fact that we were smoking something anything into our lungs, she just saw it as bad health 101. so i told her about edibles. think i'm gonna make her some hash oil teriyaki :)

it's only going to be so long though either way. friends of mine, crazy political professional people, well they just can't get enough bud, and every time i see them i normally have them passed out on the couch :) and i guarantee that these people will be knwon naitonwide within a decade, they're the next gen so to speak.

and fair play on the woman standing down from the drugs board, amking it illegal to illegalise methadrone, as opposed to restriction and control of sales. hells yes!
there is no such thing as proper education. The government pays what it pays for education, if they weren't getting what they paid for they would fix it, but the truth is, they are getting exactly what they pay for.
 

tip top toker

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there is no such thing as proper education. The government pays what it pays for education, if they weren't getting what they paid for they would fix it, but the truth is, they are getting exactly what they pay for.
i'm not talking education as in education. maybe i should have phrased it differently. just raise awareness. i now all too man older people who see it as this ghastly substance, they are stuck under these false illusions.

stop trying to squash me, i'm being positive! :P haha, looking bak on it i seem to have ranted? don't even know what i wrote an hour after posting :P good shit
 
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