So it was my friend and mines 7th grade year, and we were going back to class from an assembly where there was a professional ukulele artist (this is taken place in Hawaii, obviously). The class was our sex-ed seminar, where we were allowed to ask questions. My friend raised his hand, and he made a serious look as he asked to the teacher, "Have you ever broken a G-string while fingering a minor?" We all laughed and he was suspended for 3 days. It was a had to be there kind of moment and our bunch of buddies still joke about today.