A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to Little Johnny playing with his new toy train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and Little Johnny say, "All of you fuckers who want off, get the fuck off now ' cause this is the last stop; and all of you wankers who are getting, on get your fucking arses in the train 'cause we're leaving."
The mother went into the living room and told Little Johnny, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out you may play with your train. But I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later Little Johnny comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and mother heard Little Johnny say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with
you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
"For those of you just boarding we ask you to store all your luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us."
"And for those of you who are fucked off about the two hour delay please see the cunt in the kitchen."
i like 5 minutes onwards of that vid 
especially the cheese song!
