Better find a huge bloke to move in! Ubee sticks...gotta get too close for my liking, be ok if I was a large man...don't want an illegal gun, but something legal along those lines, some kinda distance weapon...will be shopping....
Good, Easy 2 Obtain, Fairly Accurate Distance Weapon is a Speargun. Grab 1 @ ur local fishing shop. Bout $150 for a decent 1.
Range is about 5-6metres (with the cord attached) or upto about 10metres without it. After 10metres u'd struggle to hit any1 (unless u practice) and if you did it would definately only b a wound shot.
You can get a single barb tip called a Mako tip (it expands after it goes through, so it can't come back out). A Mako would punch clean thru a person, so if you aim for the chest/stomach then u can pretty much garuntee a kill shot. If you just want to wound some1 then get urself a 6-barb tip. It won't penetrate as far as the pressure is dispersed across 6 different points.. But it will make for a messy hole that will definately stop ur would-be attackers (& probably leave them requiring surgery) as each barb has a suicide hook on it.
The plus side of this is:
Guns + Drugs = Jail.
Speargun + Drugs + an old set of flippers & mask = legitimate.
Double plus: Nobody will hear a thing (so long as u stifle their screams quick enough).