The UK Growers Thread!

SM4RT3

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mines half sleep realted and half security. i'm gonna have a go at adding in a few computer fans a couple of inches above the lids of the totes pointing up. only now do i apreciate how stupid most of the first time grow threads are, "i only want to be doing this" boy, give it 12 months and you will be crying for more space!
lol.. my newby ness was more about costs... i was doin it cheap and now £600 later i think im set... for this grow anyway lol

To silence the HVK/RVK just wrap a pillow round them and tape the fucker up... mine seem pretty quiet though n i got the 100A and 125A running, but then i dont sleep in the same room as them lol
 

tip top toker

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haha, i jumped into this all guns blazing and with total ignorance in miund and ended up spending just stupid amounts of money on shit i didn't need :lol: i've a hundred peat pellets in a bag with nothing to do with em. i've bags of soil, bags of coco, coco nutes soil nutes more totes than i can carry, more pots than i have space for, you name it i bought it and realised i wanted something else :lol: i get there in the end though!
 

SM4RT3

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haha, i jumped into this all guns blazing and with total ignorance in miund and ended up spending just stupid amounts of money on shit i didn't need :lol: i've a hundred peat pellets in a bag with nothing to do with em. i've bags of soil, bags of coco, coco nutes soil nutes more totes than i can carry, more pots than i have space for, you name it i bought it and realised i wanted something else :lol: i get there in the end though!
lol.. mone was more the opposite, didnt want to buy it till i really really had to buy it, kinda worked for me though, coz everythin i have is now in full use... but the more u have the more u can grow lol
 

tip top toker

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have you all written to your local MP's by the way? i had a big smoke then wrote an essay of an email to my local lib dem MP (it's either them or labour at the end of the day and labour sacked proff nuttt for speaking the truth about cannabis so they can fuck riiiiiiiiight off)

but yeah, sent him a realllly good email. i'm a stoner at heart, but a "schollar" in secret, bit of a know it all clever apnts i'm afraid, so made it very formal and propper. anyways, he knows for sure that he won't get my vote unless his party takes some decisions based on responsibility to the people they serve, as opposed to bickering over whether labour is telling porkies or not.

do it! :) i would post a copy, but due to it's fantastimagical properties, i'd be afraid of it going onto the news for email of the millenia and getting bsuted :P (no geunuinely, i get very paranoid about secrecy for good reason. my old flatmate was over again and decided to take a look at my grow, while i was talking to him about setting up his own, cus he really wants to, so he just plain opened the cab all windows and curtains open, light stream out so i jsut told him to get the fuck out of my flat and not to even contemplate growing)

and man, i'm feeling skank. don't want to drink, don't want to smoke. havn't wanted too all weekend

or eat now i think about it. havn'e eaten since saturady which was a single kfc burger which i threw up. yay
 

SM4RT3

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have you all written to your local MP's by the way? i had a big smoke then wrote an essay of an email to my local lib dem MP (it's either them or labour at the end of the day and labour sacked proff nuttt for speaking the truth about cannabis so they can fuck riiiiiiiiight off)

but yeah, sent him a realllly good email. i'm a stoner at heart, but a "schollar" in secret, bit of a know it all clever apnts i'm afraid, so made it very formal and propper. anyways, he knows for sure that he won't get my vote unless his party takes some decisions based on responsibility to the people they serve, as opposed to bickering over whether labour is telling porkies or not.

do it! :) i would post a copy, but due to it's fantastimagical properties, i'd be afraid of it going onto the news for email of the millenia and getting bsuted :P (no geunuinely, i get very paranoid about secrecy for good reason. my old flatmate was over again and decided to take a look at my grow, while i was talking to him about setting up his own, cus he really wants to, so he just plain opened the cab all windows and curtains open, light stream out so i jsut told him to get the fuck out of my flat and not to even contemplate growing)

and man, i'm feeling skank. don't want to drink, don't want to smoke. havn't wanted too all weekend

or eat now i think about it. havn'e eaten since saturady which was a single kfc burger which i threw up. yay
I'll prob get slated for this but.... i dont vote, they all lying fuckers out to get what they can and fuck the people they are supposed to serve, so bollocks to them all.
 

tip top toker

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i don't vite either, but shhh, make them think they just lost a vote. i let him know that there were 2 million smokers, all who probably got offended by the sacking :lol:

as you say, they're all a bunch of wankers, but i couldn't care which wanker it is so long as there's some kind of change in drug laws. other than that it's just the same shit different day, doesn't matter who i vote for so i won't give any the satisfaction. i'm actually pretty amazed by how many people i chat to who refuse to vote at work i think it must be about 80% of the employees don't see reason to vote for who is available. and of 18-25 year olds i know, i don't know a SINGLE one who votes aside from my ever vigialant friend the decendant of everyone and everything who campaings and votes and get's involved with evrrrrrryi8htg because he'a a large nosed italian penisssss, so yes, 1 out of just how many people have i talked to in the alst few years :D

if politics wasn't so full of fucking asstards, i'd be damned tempted to join, but anyone with common sense would know joining the political world to makle a genuine positive impact, fuck off you're joking right? :lol:
 

SM4RT3

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i don't vite either, but shhh, make them think they just lost a vote. i let him know that there were 2 million smokers, all who probably got offended by the sacking :lol:

as you say, they're all a bunch of wankers, but i couldn't care which wanker it is so long as there's some kind of change in drug laws. other than that it's just the same shit different day, doesn't matter who i vote for so i won't give any the satisfaction. i'm actually pretty amazed by how many people i chat to who refuse to vote at work i think it must be about 80% of the employees don't see reason to vote for who is available. and of 18-25 year olds i know, i don't know a SINGLE one who votes aside from my ever vigialant friend the decendant of everyone and everything who campaings and votes and get's involved with evrrrrrryi8htg because he'a a large nosed italian penisssss, so yes, 1 out of just how many people have i talked to in the alst few years :D

if politics wasn't so full of fucking asstards, i'd be damned tempted to join, but anyone with common sense would know joining the political world to makle a genuine positive impact, fuck off you're joking right? :lol:
Your secret is safe with me mate ;)

Well im off to bed, work in the morning and i dont recall sleeping this weekend, so im gonna be fucked gettin up at 6.

Take it easy TTT, All

Peace
 

tip top toker

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ahhhh, lovely migraine. i move my head, my eyes well up with pain, i don't move my head, my eyes well up with pain. i look at any kind of light, my eyes well up with pain. that CUNT of a stone mason running his cicrular saw at 7am outside my window, mind melt.

too much work to do to be ablt to call in a sickie either :(
 

dura72

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McDonald's drive through.

Because eating your burger in the drivers seat of your car, sat in a bleak, uninspiring industrial car park is still infinitely preferable than having to be near the kind of person who sits down in the restaurant.
 

dura72

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to all u out there suffering from the noise of ur extractor, oscillator, ballast, etc i have the perfect solution, follow my example, it works absolutely perfectley, 100% guaranteed, even better it makes it impossible for the neighbours to find out......... put it in sum cunt else's house. fuckin works a treat and if the plod comes callin ur safe as fuckin houses. sorted. that wot i do.
 

RiffiX

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he had started making homebrew beer and recond it was gaunna produce 40 pints at around 6%abv and this was only costing around £25 for the whole set up, now last nite i was sitting in my mates garage with a group of my mates, mostly married guys in there 40's with kids, jobs etc and it got me thinkin. why the fuck do we bother going out and about, payin crazy money for piss poor pub beer, surrounded with loud obnoxious monkeys and you cant even have a cig , far less a joint or sniff a line comfortably. seriously considering doing a 'good life' kinda setup for the 'wasted generation, just turn my house into a half booze making and half dope growing sanctuary, no fuckin tax to pay and u dont need to deal with random spastics, maybe nip out every now and then to pick up a scrubber but just surround yourself in ur own little bubble with good friends. maybe i'm just gettin old and bored with it all.:?:
homebrewing is good, I havnt done one in a while as I've hardly been drinking and I dunno what I'd do with 25liters or beer. It will never taste the same as pub beer but it's not bad, I made a nice one that tasted similar to corona. I couldn't be bothered to do everything to work out the % of it all but a few pints knocked ya on your ass pritty fast. I think I spent £60 on the setup which included my bucket, keg, other shit and my first brew which got me 25L and after that depending on what I wanted to brew £10 - £20 per 25L
 

tip top toker

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and i'm back home from work already. fuck. that. stepped outta the car and collapsed in pain, i'm gonna run my 3rd bath of the day and roll up a joint and see if i can fall asleep
 

tip top toker

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it really isn't. and that seems to be just the tip of my hea;lth issues at present. oh welllll, i just bought new air hose so if i feel upto it i'll throw my air pumps up into the attic
 

dura72

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this actually leaves me confounded. are Americans genuinely so stupid that they don't understand why all criminals have guns? i honestly can't believe there are people this dumb in 1st world countries

sod it

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/318923-what-fuck-hes-only-helping-2.html

someone come and bash this shit for brains yank a bit would ya :lol:
i just went and let fuckin rip there mate, bet ya i get an infraction for it, fuck them , fuckin spastic yank cunts.... i fuckin hate the muther fuckers...aaaahhhhhhhrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggg.:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:
 

RiffiX

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i just went and let fuckin rip there mate, bet ya i get an infraction for it, fuck them , fuckin spastic yank cunts.... i fuckin hate the muther fuckers...aaaahhhhhhhrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggg.:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:
Americans arnt allll bad, I did marry one after all lol.
 
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