sambo020482
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was thinkin the same? lol
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was thinkin the same? lol
tip top toker
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yup, and considering it's dry cured, that most certainly shouldn't be water 
wait, just looked at back of pack, second ingredient is none other than water. at £8 a kilo or whatever it is, they should be adding wine to it or something, not pissing tap water!
wait, just looked at back of pack, second ingredient is none other than water. at £8 a kilo or whatever it is, they should be adding wine to it or something, not pissing tap water!
DevilishlyKatt
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The first ingredient on a Slim Jim is 'mechanically separated chicken' ....
DevilishlyKatt
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Ripped apart whilst still alive by giant robots, obviously
DevilishlyKatt
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Do you think you can taste the robo rage?
tip top toker
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taste it, hell yeah, often it hikes upto the next level and cuts you up in the form of crushed bones in yer fooood.
oh god, i've got to see if i can remember that product, wtf was it, basically it was " processedshittymeal chicken X" and the primary ingredient was pork.. what was it, go brain. arg. thought too hard
oh god, i've got to see if i can remember that product, wtf was it, basically it was " processedshittymeal chicken X" and the primary ingredient was pork.. what was it, go brain. arg. thought too hard
HAGGIS N HASH
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Hey guys,just got 3 seeds from a friend who got them in the dam.The seeds are Sensi seeds Black Domina,any info on this strain,ie smelly, good smoke,yield?.Going for barneys farm lsd from Speedy soon but going to grow out the domina first til I build my veg area.Cheers for any info folks happy growing.
dura72
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i watched a tv show about bernard mathews stuff it concentrated on the turkey drummers and the meat(?) is refered to as mrm( mechanically retrieved meat, basically u get ur chicken/turkey take off all the good bits; legs, wings, breasts and then stuff the carcass into a big machine with sorta wire brush attachments that literally strip all 'chewable' leftovers off, this includes gristle, bones chips, odd and ends of skin, presumably its asshole, and all manner of crap u wouldnt feed to a policeman, add loads of spices and breadcrumbs and voila!! feed it to ur kids in amusing dinosaur shapes and a few decades later theyll be shitting there pants with early onset alzheimers.......this explains a great deal about certain sections of the usa
DevilishlyKatt
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Haha, that's good. I guess I'm glad I do most of our cooking myself
May not be the most health concious, but at least I know wtf itis!
dura72
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also watched a show where thay take perfectly good chicken breasts and kinda pressure wash them and then immediately freeze the fuckers, adds about 20 to 25% on in weight. .....until u cook the fucker and it looks like it came outta fuckin quail. word to the wise here peeps, when at a festival NEVER eat from the vans ....i worked in them and did all the big gigs and sum of the stuff i saw would make u throw up ur spleen.....man i actually saw burgers cooked i london, thrown into a chill box with no lid , driven back to scotland, left in a garge for a week with no cover taken back down to london the following week ,reheated and sold.
DevilishlyKatt
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Yeah I know those kind of breasts, the cheap ones you get in the bag lol. Same with high fat mince, you cook it and it goes to half it's size.
The food you cook is only as good as the quality ingredients you use, most important thing!
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well said Katt!
got a friend who for one is a madmannnnn, came over on saturday, we got KFC, he got a large towered up zinger meal, 9 extra hot wings, 2 of those wrap things, 2 big sharing bags of dorito's, finnished the lot then and there. worst thing he buys though, it's sainsbury's basics Chicken Roll (as in a half kilo of round "chicken" slices). for like a pound. i can't even contemplate eating one of those, let alone eat the whole thing in a sitting
got a friend who for one is a madmannnnn, came over on saturday, we got KFC, he got a large towered up zinger meal, 9 extra hot wings, 2 of those wrap things, 2 big sharing bags of dorito's, finnished the lot then and there. worst thing he buys though, it's sainsbury's basics Chicken Roll (as in a half kilo of round "chicken" slices). for like a pound. i can't even contemplate eating one of those, let alone eat the whole thing in a sitting
sambo020482
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what he will eat the whole half kilo of ''chicken roll'' in 1 sitting? that stuff is fucking gross im not too fussy but even i wont eat that lol
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yup, must be like 50 slices. i won't even eat one! i know what that is. it's not even bernard mathews chicken slices. mmmm, white label basics, mm, mm, mmmmmmmmm
dura72
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jeez, chicken roll, i worked for a few weeks in a local meat factory during one of the periodic downturns in the decorating trade and i worked on the meat slicer cutting the plastic wrapper of large 'sausages' of various cold cooked meats and puting them into the slicer, the chicken roll was like huge jelly albino cock, all slimy and the fuckin smell was horrific, i never met anyone in the entire factory that would eat it, it was truly disgusting and believe me i'm the least fussy guy in the world, christ u wanna see sum of the things ive muff dived.
DevilishlyKatt
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Lmao
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hehe, i think i like the film i am virgin. first scene is a strip bar, second scene is him walking through a building, third scene is just a bunch of really hot lesbian nymphomatic vampires wearing skimpy panties, nowt more scissoring and moaning on a bed. haha, i assume this is a for real film 
