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[hardroc]

A BC Indian picks up a hooker off the streets of Vancouver.

'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks.


'$100,' she replies.


He says 'You do Indian style?'


'No' she says.


'I pay you $200 do it Indian style'


'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.


'I pay you $300'


'No', she says.


'I pay you $400'


'No', she says.


So finally he says,​

'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style.'


She thinks,​

'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Indian Style be?'


So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.​

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Indian style'?'


The Indian replies 'You send bill to Government'​

 

[hardroc]

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THE OLYMPIC EVENTS,4 HOTEL ROOMS, FOOD,
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FOR 21 DAYS IN VANCOUVER . GOOD LUCK

Answer the following questions
to win tickets to the Olympic games.

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?

 

[hardroc]

We should get a rub/pat/lick damn it

 

[hardroc]

WHEN TO START CUSSING!



A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing.." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

 

[CrackerJax]

This one is off the top of my head..... although I heard it a long time ago.

A cloistered priest from the country goes on a small pilgrimage to NYC and is staying at a church rectory while visiting. So the Priest is out walking along one of the busy sidewalks and as he passes a girl, she whispers .... Hey, Blowjob 10 dollars.

Well, he has no idea what to make of her, so he keeps walking. It happens again on the next corner, a girl says Blowjob 10 dollars.

Perplexed he finally arrives back in the rectory and promptly asks the Mother Superior, "What's a Blowjob?"

She quickly replies.... "10 bucks, same as downtown."

 

[hardroc]

The biggest police bust in history

 

[hardroc]

CHECK THIS OUT

 

[hardroc]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG backflips

 

[hardroc]

Brave kid, not to bright though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChES0Aeo9xw&feature=related

 

[CrackerJax]

Now watch ppl who CAN do the back flips...

[youtube]C0wgp9f5fP0[/youtube]

 

[tip top toker]

oh cracker you star. i cannot counbt how many years i've been looking for that video again. some wicked shit. like 1 minute 14 maybe where that butch darker topless guy just totally effortlessly doe some crazy one hand backflip. mad. my goaal one day is to be able to do the whole support yourself horizontal, that is just sick. but hell, i can't even do 10 pull ups in a go

 

[CrackerJax]

He's jumping upside down with ONE hand!!

 

[goten]

man i can do that shit....



ahh shit never mind reality just kicked in..

 

[tip top toker]

He's jumping upside down with ONE hand!!

say what you like, either that or i can't make heads or tails of what your real meaning is, just in from smoking, but i have respect for that for the simple matter of it is utterly and totally out of my league.

how about the guy in the polo shirt and baseball hat hoppping on his hand, i'd have face planted about the time he's making a smiling like a fool at the start

i really do need to start growing some good sativas. once i get done atm i won't even eat, let alone cook! fuck that for effort!

 

[CrackerJax]

say what you like, either that or i can't make heads or tails of what your real meaning is, just in from smoking, but i have respect for that for the simple matter of it is utterly and totally out of my league.

how about the guy in the polo shirt and baseball hat hoppping on his hand, i'd have face planted about the time he's making a smiling like a fool at the start

i really do need to start growing some good sativas. once i get done atm i won't even eat, let alone cook! fuck that for effort!

What I mean is that guy has incredible upper body strength..... it's one thing and easy to hop on one leg.... but to hop on one hand is impressive.

 

[hardroc]

What!? Ya'll can't do that shit?

That was some crazy shit right there.

Now watch ppl who CAN do the back flips...

[youtube]C0wgp9f5fP0[/youtube]

 

[CrackerJax]

I'd love to see that kid get into boot camp..... want some push ups Sarge?

 

[That 5hit]

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[That 5hit]

best movie of all time

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