Great harmless pranks!

KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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ckckck said:
my mate once was upsairs sleeping been up all night getting high so i stuck my finger up my arse and wiped it under is nose a couple ov hours later hes shouting downstairs calling my name saying he thinks my dogs shit in the bedroom pmsl that will teach him to fall sleep
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thats fucked! i would never put my finger up my ass, let alone smear it on my friends face
 
estesj

estesj

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KaleoXxX said:
drawing on the first person to pass out with shoes on is fine; party fouls and penalties. just please have the respect to use a washable marker (ANYTHING BUT SHARPIE!!!) because people need to do shit in the morning! i woke up on a school day with cocks and a mustache and random doodlings all over my face. i had 15mins to get ready and get my ass out the door, do you know how i spent 12 of them? if you guessed scrubbing my face you win! i had a purplish hue to my skin all day atleast i didnt have a cock on my face...

some of my fav april fools pranks are putting rubber band on the spray thing on the sink and aiming it where someone stands, putting plastic buds in the bottom of peoples cereal, putting rocks in peoples shoes, setting all the cars on a street alarms off at 1:23 in the morning on april first (has to be the most daring) and the old bucket of Styrofoam peanuts above a door gag

if i had made it to be a senior in highscool(dropped out, got my ged and went to college a year before my class ) my senior prank was going to be this; get a bunch of pigs(or chickens or any other illusive animal) and label them 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9 and release them in the school

damn they would spend hours, maybe days searching for that seventh animal
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I might do that rubberband on the sink trick to my wife but it will most likely ruin my day worse than hers.
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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estesj said:
I might do that rubberband on the sink trick to my wife but it will most likely ruin my day worse than hers.
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yeah i did it to my parents every year with the sink, they expected it after a while so i stepped it up and did something similar with the shower. oh man was my mom pissed! i dont know why, because mom was just about to take a shower. why did she flip because she got a little wet?

people tend to be irate when they get pranked and then spend weeks/months/years plotting revenge
 
estesj

estesj

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KaleoXxX said:
yeah i did it to my parents every year with the sink, they expected it after a while so i stepped it up and did something similar with the shower. oh man was my mom pissed! i dont know why, because mom was just about to take a shower. why did she flip because she got a little wet?

people tend to be irate when they get pranked and then spend weeks/months/years plotting revenge
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I always wanted to do the chicken broth powder in the shower head so they they get a chicken soup shower in the morning.
 
grow space

grow space

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Hahahah..some nice reading in here...


One time, when i was in school, this class mate and a old friend boasted how he was a big shot getting all the ladys( yeah right:lol:).He was speaking to this girl, who is like the non sinner and never even kissed a boy.We had PE and it happened on our school stadium.So my friend blabbered with this girl and i just sneaked behind him and pulled down his pants...But not only the pants came off, but also the underwear....many ppl and the girl as well saw this and alll started to laugh..the girl was shocked cas i think it was the first time she saw penis.Her face went all red and she also screamed..IT WAS MASSIVE..then my friend started to chase me when he pulled up his pants...i was laughing so hard, but i still out ran him:lol:
 
estesj

estesj

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grow space said:
Hahahah..some nice reading in here...


One time, when i was in school, this class mate and a old friend boasted how he was a big shot getting all the ladys( yeah right:lol:).He was speaking to this girl, who is like the non sinner and never even kissed a boy.We had PE and it happened on our school stadium.So my friend blabbered with this girl and i just sneaked behind him and pulled down his pants...But not only the pants came off, but also the underwear....many ppl and the girl as well saw this and alll started to laugh..the girl was shocked cas i think it was the first time she saw penis.Her face went all red and she also screamed..IT WAS MASSIVE..then my friend started to chase me when he pulled up his pants...i was laughing so hard, but i still out ran him:lol:
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That's a really good one. I would be so pissed off if that happened to me!
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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grow space said:
Hahahah..some nice reading in here...


One time, when i was in school, this class mate and a old friend boasted how he was a big shot getting all the ladys( yeah right:lol:).He was speaking to this girl, who is like the non sinner and never even kissed a boy.We had PE and it happened on our school stadium.So my friend blabbered with this girl and i just sneaked behind him and pulled down his pants...But not only the pants came off, but also the underwear....many ppl and the girl as well saw this and alll started to laugh..the girl was shocked cas i think it was the first time she saw penis.Her face went all red and she also screamed..IT WAS MASSIVE..then my friend started to chase me when he pulled up his pants...i was laughing so hard, but i still out ran him:lol:
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atleast you made the most of PE haha

all i did was check in for attendance and smoke pot in the loker room
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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i once fed my best friend an entire bar of exlax chocolate.
he had it coming too him tho, lol... we were always fucking with each other hard core like that.
i did it too him because he gave me the super bowl treatment like 4 times in one week, it was getting old, lol.
(the super bowl treatment- find the biggest container you can carry fully loaded with 1/3 water and 2/3 ice... wait till your victim is taking a nice hot shower. its soo cold it hurts)
 
estesj

estesj

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IAm5toned said:
i once fed my best friend an entire bar of exlax chocolate.
he had it coming too him tho, lol... we were always fucking with each other hard core like that.
i did it too him because he gave me the super bowl treatment like 4 times in one week, it was getting old, lol.
(the super bowl treatment- find the biggest container you can carry fully loaded with 1/3 water and 2/3 ice... wait till your victim is taking a nice hot shower. its soo cold it hurts)
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I always wanted to pull the exlax prank but only after I took my victim to an all you can eat buffet high as hell and watched them fill there colon with plates of food and then get on the interstate and go far from home so they have to use a gas station bath room. hahahaha!
 
CrackerJax

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Back in College we had a kid who was going bald...and I guess at that age...it is a big deal....back when no one shaved their heads.... but I guess we were ahead of the times.... one night he got so f'n drunk and kept going on and on how he couldn't get a GF becuse he had no hair.

So when he passed out...we laid him in his bed...got some Nair hair removal cream and soaked it into his scalp. Removed his hair and dried it and placed it all around his head on the pillow....and left the room. When he woke up the next day he was very bald. He thought he lost it all in one night! :lol:

Yes...he was very pissed off.
 
estesj

estesj

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CrackerJax said:
Back in College we had a kid who was going bald...and I guess at that age...it is a big deal....back when no one shaved their heads.... but I guess we were ahead of the times.... one night he got so f'n drunk and kept going on and on how he couldn't get a GF becuse he had no hair.

So when he passed out...we laid him in his bed...got some Nair hair removal cream and soaked it into his scalp. Removed his hair and dried it and placed it all around his head on the pillow....and left the room. When he woke up the next day he was very bald. He thought he lost it all in one night! :lol:

Yes...he was very pissed off.
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If he really believed that his hair fell out overnight then that is funny as hell! either way it's a good one but nice touch leaving the hair around the pillow.
 
AhighPIPER

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This is a bad one, but it was hella funny. It was at a house party a few years back. This kid I knew from school was there, and he had never had even a sip of beer before. My bro knew about this fact, and decided to exploit it by giving him an ice cold bottle of piss. The poor kid drank every last drop. When he finished, we asked him how it was... In wich he replied "it was good, a little salty though":lol:
 
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