The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

that sure dont sound like the dura whos posts iv been readin the last few months "organised"wtf do you reckon that month of being sober has done some permanent damage lol ! if you keep expandin at this rate youll be supplyin half of scotland !!!
2 quick question 4 ya
your la woman u got 7 oz off how long did you veg that bitch ? (7 oz wow )

an i read somewhere you had problems with hermies quite a while back an used reverse is that stuff any good does it actually solve the problem or just control it ?

oh an 1 more the treacle u use is it the light golden stuff or the black nasty shit
thanks in advance an keep them jokes comin you crack me up

yeah mate i do sound a bit off my head being sober, thats one of the reason i drink so fuckin much, i'd drive everycunt up the wall if i stayed straight constantly!! i'd end up taking over the world.( think nuremburg rallies)
ok first question; i vegged her for about 5 weeks with maybe another 2 weeks of seedling time on( then around 9 weeks of flower)
not too sure what u mean about solving or controling, the plants in question stopped producing male seeds and no other plants became affected, i began with one plant but i moved it totally away and i sent away for the dm reverse stuff, that took maybe 3 days to arrive so i sprayed them all with but i believe that the original had pollinated at least two others as they quickly showed signs of seed growth. i still noticed occasional seed during the last few weeks of flower but only a few. personally i'd say the stuff worked( if u want a really detailed run down of the product ive got a link to a couple of threads that give extremely detailed info on it) it cost around £30 but i'd say its worth it, i'll always keep sum of it around and if i remember correctly one guy on the thread i mentioned actually sprays his as soon as his plants go into flowering coz he believes that it will negate the chance of hermieing.
its the nasty black shit mate , put sum boiling water in a measuring jug put ur amount of treacle in by the spoonful( its not easy being exact but it doesnt really matter) mix it up and add it to ur feed/water.

 

[dura72]

Cocaine...... Because its cheaper than sniffing petrol

 

[dura72]

Hi All

Need so me advice , weed here is costing £20 for half a eigth if that and want to build a stealth cabinet.

I no i need lights and was hoping to get either a 175w hps or the 250 son agro id prefer to keep the light usage low and want to grow 4 plants under SOG technique.

Do you think this would work ? under 175w hps (flowering btw i no i need a blue light if i dont go with the son agro for veg) and also what else do you really need ? odour controls . fan exhausts etc ? do you need to pipe your box to out side your house ? sorry if i sound like a idiot but smoked weed for yrs never grew it but its getting to much to afford at present.

Many Thanks .

P.s Id like to make one like a stealth cabinet they sell on the net small as i can manage without the $1000 extra for the fact they built it . Also i would like to use hydro in my grow

Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated

go for 250 watts hps if u got the space, u can get dual spectrum bulbs that will veg and flower( it not really as good as metal halide but it works perfectly well). the light issue is ur main concern , think about heat seriously. i use a grow tent myself, just bought a new one, got it from e bay for £230, fuckin well worth it, u can grow five or even 6 full size plants and it comes with carbon filter,extractor fan, 600 watt light and ballast and few other odds and ends.basically everything u need apart from pots and soil and nutes.
u will need a fan and some sorta extraction system and unless u live sumwhere out in the country u WILL need odour control, this shit stinks heavily especially halfway thru flower. ur house, clothes hair, and skin will become covered in it and u will stop noticing but others wont.
u dont need to pipe ur air outside if u get or build a decent carbon filter but i think its handy to keep a window open with my fan ducting running over to, this allows clean fresh air into your grow, the plants like this and constant air change/movement aids growth and cuts down on mildew and other fungal problems, it also reduces humidity( better for the plants and equipment)
i dont do hydro but either don gin and ton or tip top toker made a cheap as fuck dwc set up that i'm gonna have a shot at myself. certain it was tip top now that i come to think about it.

 

[dura72]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Swedish lesbian who was seen licking her partner's volvo?

 

[dura72]

Man comes home with a cock-sucking frog and gives it to his wife. 'What am I supposed to do with this?' she asks. Man replies, 'teach it to cook and then fuck off!'

 

[dura72]

Sky News: Emergency services were afraid they could be "swamped by a torrent of melted ice."

I believe the technical term is "water".

 

[Tholt88]

I have a 400 w hps hood system but i need to know the time schedule from a seeling to a plant pleas help me out

 

[tip top toker]

you need to get reading a good amount. that is probably the most simple and basic thing to know about growing. so sounds like you have a lootttttt of homework to do

for your infrormation though, you use 18/6 on/off for your vegetative stage and 12/12 on/off for your flowering stage

the FAQ at the top is a good source or if you're friday morning lazy then you na youtube mr green i grow chronic

 

[dura72]

if ur bringing on a seedling from germination i would advise being very careful that ur 400 watt is too strong at first( i use fluros for seedlings for the first couple of weeks, until there maybe 10 to 12inches tall). i have lights on 24/0 for the first two weeks, then i have 18/6 (usually but this time i just went 24/0) for the veg period, for me thats usually around 4 to 5 weeks until the plants are around 2 to 3 feet tall then i put them into 12/12 for flower, for the stuff i grow thats usually around 9 weeks. remember that when u start flowering ur plants that they will double in size at least, so only veg depending on the room ur gaunna have for flowering.

 

[del66666]

i see weed world posted the liberal democrats drug policies, looks good, best all vote for them on 6th of may peeps

 

[dura72]

the lib dems have always had the most sensible drug policies outta all the major parties my only concern is that the seem a bit naive and wish washy over other issues, they never seem to project a sense of strength and resolve, they always come across as trying to please everyone and it would seem that it results in a dillution of purpose. i do like there ideas but i feel that in order to gat anywhere they would really need to form a sorta shadow cabinet of strong purposeful 'charcters' and grab some headlines by being a bit more outspoken. im not overly keen on gordon brown but i hate that fuckin smug pompous cameron prick, as a scotsman that wanker stands for all i hate about england, fuckin upper class public school boy arrogance that trys to cover his background with a tranparent veneer of the everyman look, its a fuckin sham. i dont like tories full stop but i have to admit if enoch powell were still with us id consider a vote in that direction." our streets will run with rivers of blood...."

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

fucking rights DURA im with you old enoch wouldnt have had all the suasage rolls in taking the jobs no fuckin way. if only that cow maggie thatcher hadnt set him up we'd not be in europe.

 

[dura72]

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in
Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man
here will buy a lady a drink?'


The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!'

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, 'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
calling her a ballerina?'

The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
be a ballerina!

 

[dura72]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.

God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill responded " your sitting on my fucking chair".

 

[dura72]

So a guy returns from work only to find his wife packing her things.

"Sooo,where do you think you are going now,"he asks.
The wife replies:" I am sick and tired living with a paedophile like you"
He says:" My my, harsh words for a 9-year-old."

 

[lozac123]

dura, where are you getting these from, theyre amazing!

 

[dura72]

just went outside and got hit on the head with a lasagne and a black forrest gateux. must be the fallout from iceland.

 

[lozac123]

im sitting here trying to work out that last one, then i got it. lmfao. +rep

 

[dura72]

dura, where are you getting these from, theyre amazing!

lol. i trawl adult humour websites, or get them via txt or occasionally make them up. i'm a bit of a comedy nerd, i watch all the stand up i can, get dvds and i come from one of those familys where humour is a strong trait, im the guy that sits in the pub and tells all the jokes, for some reason my mind retains that kind of info. i like the darker side of comedy there are VERY few areas i wont tread.

 

[dura72]

I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time.

It was absolute carnage.