The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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I went down my city centre today and everything was covered in thick, dirty ash and the air smelt like sulphur.

I fucking hate living in Dundee.
 

dura72

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What goes Nissan sunny, Nissan Micra, Nissan, Almera, Nissan Micra, Nissan Sunny, Nissan Primera, Nissan Micra ????

A paki funeral procession.
 

dura72

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My wife wanted me to surprise her on her birthday.

So, I had sex with a different woman.

She was very surprised.
 

bobbybigbud

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Dura I hate them stuck up English cunts myself I say am a scouser wen ya think of a Englishman u think stuck up tea drinking tit. most people are sound but that's just lower class people
 

rainz

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woah! EASY mate im english and believe me im no cunt, ive gota admit there is a lot of em about lol London aint london no more everywhere i walk round my way looks more like fuckin IRAQ than london. I swear there fuckin everywhere i'll be dodgin IED's next! fuckin muslims takin evryfing over, but oh well the middle east wont have any oil left in the next 20 years, Ive got a bullsey on it with my mate that we will wipe em out when it does DELUDED FUCKIN MUSLIMS ITS THEM THAT CANT WIN i mean youve really gota be a CLASS A CUNT to blow urself up and believe your goin anywhere but gettin scraped off of things, PFFFFFFFF i feel all good about myself now lol
 

tip top toker

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easy boys, i'm one of those politely spoken well mannorerd tea drinking chiz chiz whatho fello's :lol: quite seriously, get me on the phone and i'm like fucking royalty! get me drunk and i'll cuss the sky black and blue!

i emailed my local lib dem MP, he replied to say that he has been anti-prohibition since about decades back, still not voting for them though!
 

dura72

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im not anti english rainz far from it mate, i lived in england and holidayed there for donkeys years, and yeah bobby i know waht you mean , the truth is that scousers, geordies and every one north of the watford gap have more in common with me than the do with london and home counties. i dont actually dislike the tea drinkin stiff upper lip brigade or the little country dwelling middle englanders although i fuckin seriously resent fuckin wish washy london based liberals forcing there fuckin lifestyle choices on my country such as no hunting with dogs , cant smack ur own kids and banning the belts from schools to name a few, its the same with the race relations act of 77, they took away our freedom of speech, if i want to use the word NIGGER i fuckin well will and fuck any 1 who disagrees .
 

RiffiX

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Round here seriously blows, my main dealer who just sells ozs says he can't get any for another 1 - 2 weeks and BOTH guys I get the odd 20 bag from are both out and don't know when they will get more :( would happen on Friday night when I've got NOTHING left in the house :(. AND it's 420 next week!! :( :(
 

SM4RT3

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What up ma Niggers < for Dural lol

What a fuckin gorgeous day, and the heat hasnt even fucked my room temps us, so bonus...

My mate was supposed to be flying to ireland today to see this bird he been chattin up for the last month... spent £100 on flights n now he canni fly, fuckin piss funny... so he now on his way down with a bttle of vodka, n we gonna get slightly sozzled in the back, catchin some rays n annoying the neighbours... Happy Days

How is every one this fine fine fine friday
 
Thanks for the reply dora and also ultimate bud i seen the plans of a grow cabinet. much appreciated

Are the carbon filters good ? i reckon 4-6 sog plants will get me enough for my 2mnths inbetween grows and will veg in a seperate box and light as veg dosent seem to need a big a set up . and will mainly be buying seed to grow diff strains to try just want it to be as stealth as possible , hence being against 400w and 600w lights .

go for 250 watts hps if u got the space, u can get dual spectrum bulbs that will veg and flower( it not really as good as metal halide but it works perfectly well). the light issue is ur main concern , think about heat seriously. i use a grow tent myself, just bought a new one, got it from e bay for £230, fuckin well worth it, u can grow five or even 6 full size plants and it comes with carbon filter,extractor fan, 600 watt light and ballast and few other odds and ends.basically everything u need apart from pots and soil and nutes.
u will need a fan and some sorta extraction system and unless u live sumwhere out in the country u WILL need odour control, this shit stinks heavily especially halfway thru flower. ur house, clothes hair, and skin will become covered in it and u will stop noticing but others wont.
u dont need to pipe ur air outside if u get or build a decent carbon filter but i think its handy to keep a window open with my fan ducting running over to, this allows clean fresh air into your grow, the plants like this and constant air change/movement aids growth and cuts down on mildew and other fungal problems, it also reduces humidity( better for the plants and equipment)
i dont do hydro but either don gin and ton or tip top toker made a cheap as fuck dwc set up that i'm gonna have a shot at myself. certain it was tip top now that i come to think about it.
 

RiffiX

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What up ma Niggers < for Dural lol

What a fuckin gorgeous day, and the heat hasnt even fucked my room temps us, so bonus...

My mate was supposed to be flying to ireland today to see this bird he been chattin up for the last month... spent £100 on flights n now he canni fly, fuckin piss funny... so he now on his way down with a bttle of vodka, n we gonna get slightly sozzled in the back, catchin some rays n annoying the neighbours... Happy Days

How is every one this fine fine fine friday

My parents are stuck on holiday..... In Amsterdam! Lucky buggers.
 

DevilishlyKatt

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Round here seriously blows, my main dealer who just sells ozs says he can't get any for another 1 - 2 weeks and BOTH guys I get the odd 20 bag from are both out and don't know when they will get more :( would happen on Friday night when I've got NOTHING left in the house :(. AND it's 420 next week!! :( :(
:sad::sad:
 

SM4RT3

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My parents are stuck on holiday..... In Amsterdam! Lucky buggers.
Of all the places to be stuck thats one place id like to be lol...
last time i was in the dam was my 25th, dont remember much of it, all i do remember is spending about £200 in one pub, n that was just me, mates spent about the same lol, some hunnies in the dam lol (n not the red light hunnies, i dont pay for that shit lol)... i need to go back some time soon, got a nice gal close to the dam, she a gabber freak aswell, gotta love the gabber chicks.
 

tip top toker

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Thanks for the reply dora and also ultimate bud i seen the plans of a grow cabinet. much appreciated

Are the carbon filters good ? i reckon 4-6 sog plants will get me enough for my 2mnths inbetween grows and will veg in a seperate box and light as veg dosent seem to need a big a set up . and will mainly be buying seed to grow diff strains to try just want it to be as stealth as possible , hence being against 400w and 600w lights .
carbon filters work juet great, but only if you set it up propperly :)

as to 2 months between grows, well i'#d seriously sit down and re-think that one. that was initial plan. grow 4 plants, harvest, re-plant, smoke harvest repeat. the 2 month wait after my first harvest was actually well, more lik 4-5 months. 1 month germination/vegging, 8-10 weeks flowering, week drying, month curing.

the cure is optional, but heavily advised unless you enjoy harsh hits.

you might want to consider having a second area for vegging your plants (if i plain didn't read you saying this just slapo me a few times) so you can be getting new plants ready for flowering while the flowering cabinet is in use. then you would cut it down to about 10 week harvests, and then you could also stagger it so the tent is only half full of fully flowering plants, and then half way through their flowering cycle you add another lot so you then have 5 week turnarounds. although that might be a little extreme for a first time.

you're first grow should be nothing more than finnishing the grow, yeild and quality be damned, it's about nothing more than the experience, the learning curve, and looking at how the plants grow. after that first grow you'll have a lot more insight into how to grow better palnts and generally improve on yourself. :)

good luck
 

sambo020482

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evening all getting me bake on lol just made triple choc cookies,flapjacks and a lemon cake with some cannabutter i made the other night gonna munch a load of em for brekfast should be intresting lol
 

tip top toker

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my canna butter was shit :( didn't do nowt. ate like the entire thing in a few days, shoved an ounce of trim and crap in. i'm not quite sure about my opinion on edibles. i like joints bongs and pipes because i know exactly what i'm taking and how long i'll be fucked over for :lol:

i'm busy trying to smoke down some crappy strawberry haze. granted i'm fucked but it wasn't an enjoyable smoke, much retching :P although that might just be the hunger
 
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