The paranoia thread, what are you scared of when your high?

Keenly2

Keenly2

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personally, one of the only things i get paranoid about is my bumper sticker


im afraid that while sitting at a red light, the person behind me is going to get so angry at it they get out and try and fight with me or break into my car


its happened before so i have my reasons to be paranoid


what scares you when you baked? :leaf:
 
JustAnotherFriedDay

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Now you gotta tell us what your bumper sticker says.

I'm not really paranoid of anything while high, except getting pulled over and getting a DUI...however I'm a fantastic driver and this has never happened. Maybe if I grew my own bud or slanged I'd have more reason to be paranoid...but for possession? nopeee not at all.

I do get a little paranoid after I just smoked and someone important like my employer calls but honestly...this is PURELY PARANOIA and it takes an experienced pot smoker to know the difference between paranoia and a real threat.

If you start feeling paranoid take some deep breaths
 
doctor.j

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i also want to know what your sticker says keenly, i really only get paranoid of the laws, but if they come around, but over the years, through trial and error and a few nights in jail i've learned how to act cool and not raise any flags...i still get a fast heartbeat every time i see a 5.0 though
 
one11

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Keenly2 said:
personally, one of the only things i get paranoid about is my bumper sticker


im afraid that while sitting at a red light, the person behind me is going to get so angry at it they get out and try and fight with me or break into my car


its happened before so i have my reasons to be paranoid


what scares you when you baked? :leaf:
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yeah what the hell does your bumper sticker say? I don't get paranoid at all honestly. Unless I'm incredibly high and a family member comes up into my face to have a conversation. but when I'm really really high and I dont have eye drops so my eyes are droopy and red and I walk into walmart or some big store I start feeling like everyones looking at me and they all know I'm high as hell just cuz I can tell when other people are stoned too.

once I hadnt smoked for close to a year due to a rehab kinda thing. and I was sittin at a bustop with this dude in oregon. he asks me if I want to smoke a joint with him, i was like...sure. inside i was like "HELL YEAH". he showed me his medical bag, dankest shit I ever touched/laid eyes on. this bud was so fucking greasy. like someone sprayed pam all over that shit. so we took our drags on the joint and before long he got on his bus, and i was left on a bench at 10pm at night in god knows where waiting for my bus. this was in a really bad neighborhood might i add. I felt the need to walk so i started walking even though it didnt feel right. my legs were noodles. and i laughed at myself for how i was walking. i wanted to go into a convienience store but just couldnt. i didnt want to be seen as helpless and get mugged. so i just sat on the curb outside waiting for 11 oclock to come. of course it took forever. i walked back, and laid on the bench and pulled out my blanket that i had and wrapped up in it and fell asleep. then BOOM I woke up and 15 people at least were around me smoking n shit. my bus stopped there and ppl took a smoke break. I came onto the bus, still higher than a giraffes pussy and i had some bud from the guy that i had bought for 10 bucks a gram. the driver stops me gets 3 inches from my face and asks for my ticket. he was a short round fat man. i go onto the bus go as far back as i can where no one was and curled up in a seat. it was so cold. people started getting back on and everyone startd staring at me and laughing because they could smell this weed i had. it was that stinky. then i passed out.

the end.
 
doctor.j

doctor.j

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people are friendly with their weed in oregon, i went up there for a a while on a snowboarding trip and i stayed a few days in portland. so i was outside this concert with a chick i had just met and this guy came up and asked if we wanted to blaze, she didn't know him, i didn't know him but he just saw us and offered
 
Keenly2

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lol my sticker says 9/11 was an inside job


on about 4 occasions i have had people follow me, to my destination, and threaten me with harm

cops... when i see a cop when im high my heart jumps
 
GrowSpecialist

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Sometimes if I smoke too much, I feel like I'm not breathing normally and that I'm not getting enough air... and that if I try to change my breathing pattern, I'll hyperventilate. It makes me paranoid that I'm gonna have a heart attack or something. Thats why I limit myself to 2-3 tokes at a time.
 
Keenly2

Keenly2

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GrowSpecialist said:
Sometimes if I smoke too much, I feel like I'm not breathing normally and that I'm not getting enough air... and that if I try to change my breathing pattern, I'll hyperventilate. It makes me paranoid that I'm gonna have a heart attack or something. Thats why I limit myself to 2-3 tokes at a time.
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ahaha thats funny
 
GrowSpecialist

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Keenly2 said:
lol my sticker says 9/11 was an inside job


on about 4 occasions i have had people follow me, to my destination, and threaten me with harm

cops... when i see a cop when im high my heart jumps
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Seems like something that causes you so much paranoia should be removed. No?

Its an extremely controversial statement. Actually its absurd. Take the tinfoil hat off and think logically for a moment.

Anywho, I'm not in the mood to get into a debate about that subject. My original point is that maybe driving isn't the best time to advertise your offensive beliefs. Getting from point A to point B (safely) is the name of the game.
 
Keenly2

Keenly2

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GrowSpecialist said:
Seems like something that causes you so much paranoia should be removed. No?

Its an extremely controversial statement. Actually its absurd. Take the tinfoil hat off and think logically for a moment.

Anywho, I'm not in the mood to get into a debate about that subject. My original point is that maybe driving isn't the best time to advertise your offensive beliefs. Getting from point A to point B (safely) is the name of the game.
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the location of the sticker is great, it allows the message to be heard, and shall not be removed

i only worry about the irrational behavior of others upon reading it
 
GrowSpecialist

GrowSpecialist

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Keenly2 said:
the location of the sticker is great, it allows the message to be heard, and shall not be removed

i only worry about the irrational behavior of others upon reading it
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Well then you're just a glutton for punishment.

Seems to me that you wouldn't put yourself in the position to be worried all the time.

Personally, I don't use my vehicle to advertise my controversial beliefs.

For instance, I smoke weed and I firmly believe that it should be legal... but I'm not gonna put a bumper sticker on my car that says so. It would be the same as holding up a sign that says "Hey cops!! Pull me over and search me!! I probably have weed!!"

Just like YOUR message is the same as holding up a sign that says "Hey crazy people!! Follow me home and beat the living shit out of me in front of my girlfriend!!".

But whatever.
 
JustAnotherFriedDay

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GrowSpecialist said:
Well then you're just a glutton for punishment.

Seems to me that you wouldn't put yourself in the position to be worried all the time.

Personally, I don't use my vehicle to advertise my controversial beliefs.

For instance, I smoke weed and I firmly believe that it should be legal... but I'm not gonna put a bumper sticker on my car that says so. It would be the same as holding up a sign that says "Hey cops!! Pull me over and search me!! I probably have weed!!"

Just like YOUR message is the same as holding up a sign that says "Hey crazy people!! Follow me home and beat the living shit out of me in front of my girlfriend!!".

But whatever.
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What an accurate post. Listen to this man.
 
Keenly2

Keenly2

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OR you can relax and worry about yourselves instead of me?

this is a lighthearted thread, stop taking it so seriously
 
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