The paranoia thread, what are you scared of when your high?

[GrowSpecialist]

what is your problem exactly? this is why i didnt originally say what it said, but after 4 or 5 people asked, i reluctantly told them

this is a thread of what people are paranoid about when they are high

I don't have a problem. Its YOU who has the problem.

Someone said that they are paranoid about sharks and I said it was a reasonable thing to be paranoid about... you then porceed to say "please don't derail my thread".

Btw, you've successfully derailed our OWN thread.

You have some issues. Seek help.

 

[theonetitty]

the po po, yo

 

[Keenly2]

I don't have a problem. Its YOU who has the problem.

Someone said that they are paranoid about sharks and I said it was a reasonable thing to be paranoid about... you then porceed to say "please don't derail my thread".

Btw, you've successfully derailed our OWN thread.

You have some issues. Seek help.

i wasnt even talking to you with that message, im trying to keep the politics out of this thread

 

[Zeplike]

haha yeah the shark thing has been while surfing mostly or just swimming. I certainly hope I never have to be paranoid of sharks on land

 

[jfgordon1]

Grow, quit being a dick.

Cops.... man I hate them bastards.

 

[Keenly2]

sometimes i get paranoid about sharks in non oceans =/

 

[JustAnotherFriedDay]

How is anyone derailing your thread? The posts here have been nothing but ON TOPIC posts...if you think GrowSpecialist is rude then you need to nut up, for real. He hasn't insulted you or anything..

 

[Keenly2]

the message was to cpl. cornb33f

moving on...

paranoid of my neighbors complaining about the smell of weed

 

[jfgordon1]

Like someone said above...going places with terriiibly red eyes. Feels like ppl are staring sometiimes lol

 

[d.s.m.]

paranoid of my neighbors complaining about the smell of weed

Fuck! That shit's catching. Stop it.

 

[juleswinnfield]

Like someone said above...going places with terriiibly red eyes. Feels like ppl are staring sometiimes lol

red eyes are the worst man I can't look into any ones eyes and the feeling of everyone watching you at the same time... horrible.

 

[JustAnotherFriedDay]

the message was to cpl. cornb33f

moving on...

paranoid of my neighbors complaining about the smell of weed

You need to be more clear, quote the person next time.

good to see you're getting back on topic...I get paranoid when my dog starts barking like crazy, my gut reaction is oh shit theres a po at the door. even if there was however, most i'd get is a fine MAYBE jail for a day.

 

[jhopkins34]

I used to be very paranoid whenever I smoked being way over cautious, but then I realized how many people smoke and I felt much more comfortable, it's kind of like when your a kid and watching the news is scary when there are murderers on the loose and I would think they would be coming after me very soon, only later to foolishly realize that although yes you should lock the door at night you don't have to put the dresser in front of the door, and my smoking was much the same, at first I thought only about being caught then once you get a few smokes under your belt you chill out, I think most smokers go through some similar experience

 

[duke23]

I don't have anywhere to smoke so i get paranoid about getting pulled over while am smoking in my car.

 

[Keenly2]

getting walked in on while beating off

 

[MrSoloDolo]

Because the windows are open to let the smoke out I am afraid that the neighbors will know we are smoking or that they hear us laughing- even though it's only old people that live on either side of me and a good 50 yards away from the living room. They can't even hear me when I say hi while checking the mail, so I know their old asses can't hear me laughing when I am in my living room... but when I am stoned all logic flies out the window!

Funny thread when people aren't being dicks! +rep Keenly

 

[d.s.m.]

Neighbors! It's the goddamn neighbors that are gonna fuck us, and it's gonna go down when we are too high to answer the door, but they won't stop knocking man, because they know fucking everything, and they've brought the cops, and you're gonna have to answer the door

 

[worm5376]

I only get paranoid when I don't smoke enough.

 

[JN811]

that my landlord is gonna come in my place while im not here... also, like others have said that my nieghbors will smell it and call the po-po... fuck the po-po....

 

[JN811]

Neighbors! It's the goddamn neighbors that are gonna fuck us, and it's gonna go down when we are too high to answer the door, but they won't stop knocking man, because they know fucking everything, and they've brought the cops, and you're gonna have to answer the door

fuck that shit... I wouldnt answer the door to any cops. Id say I have swine flu and if they have a warrant to slide it under the door otherwise come back when you do...