anyone been to amsterdam after 2007?

jackherer713

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I got back from a trip to France and the weed capitol of the world. I can't say I was disappointed with the weed there, but I was and am pretty pissed about the mushroom situation. They are somewhat difficult to find where I hail from, and no are copletely illegal in amsterdam. Instead they have these truffles that range in quality, but not so much in price. Me and my friend got 10 grams of this silver diamond truffle shit and it tasted like unsalted unbuttered popcorn. After I went to the bar in my hostel, had a euro shot of Jägermeister and a beer, then went to the closest smoke shop and got a pure joint to smoke. This was all between 1-2 hours after eating the tasteless balls of shit. Right when we finished the joint I was getting bad vibes all over and feeling sick. Then My vision started to go, like black walls closing in all around and I took a seat right on the curb, I wasn't in the way of anyone and I really needed to sit down so I plopped my ass down there and my freind was tugging at me telling me to get up while I'm sitting there saying "I can't see, I don't know how you expect me to walk." But against my better judgement I stood up and stumbled into a building, made my way around the corner onto one of the many side streets and once again my legs went horizontally in the air and I went ass first towards the brick apparently into the window of a coffee shop. One bitch walked by me and said "looks like someone smoked to much, haha" yeah, right haha you fucking cunt I'll see you tonight in the window and shove a cocktail of little truffle terds down your ass as I fuck your throat. Some dude was actually concerned though, and since my friend wasn't really doing much stayed and watched until I was coherent and told me to drink some water and sugar.


Yeha, the truffles suck. It wasn't like I tripped at all, just got fucked up to the point where it wasn't enjoyable. I imagine it was similar to the first effects of a daterape drug. Even though 10 grams was only somehting like 20 euros or a little less it's not worth it, no trip at all. None. I don't mean to sound like a prick, but it's too bad that dumb bitch jumped out the window. The only reason to go to amsterdam is because weed is legal. But I have a few connects who deliver the same quality. And that's all that matters because the selection is the same in every coffeeshop.
 
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jackherer713 said:
One bitch walked by me and said "looks like someone smoked to much, haha" yeah, right haha you fucking cunt I'll see you tonight in the window and shove a cocktail of little truffle terds down your ass as I fuck your throat
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LOL oh fuck, that's too much LOL.
 
AnarchyOriginal

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Shrooms are hard to find in TX! Maybe not for everyone but for me they are difficult to find...so usually just stickin with the herb! :weed:
 
shepj

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If you're really from NH you're full of shit about shrooms being difficult to find man.
 
jackherer713

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No I just fell back into a coffeeshop window.

and shep, ok i'm full of shit about shrooms being hard to find. Even when I was at PSU up in NH i couldnt fin shrooms. It's not like I go around asking every person on the street if they have shrooms, whenever I meet a new dealer or someone who I know has connections I ask, and still I have yet to get shrooms up in NH. That to me is hard to find. If you'd like to drop some off at my house you're more than welcome.
 
stonedmetalhead1

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jackherer713 said:
I got back from a trip to France and the weed capitol of the world. I can't say I was disappointed with the weed there, but I was and am pretty pissed about the mushroom situation. They are somewhat difficult to find where I hail from, and no are copletely illegal in amsterdam. Instead they have these truffles that range in quality, but not so much in price. Me and my friend got 10 grams of this silver diamond truffle shit and it tasted like unsalted unbuttered popcorn. After I went to the bar in my hostel, had a euro shot of Jägermeister and a beer, then went to the closest smoke shop and got a pure joint to smoke. This was all between 1-2 hours after eating the tasteless balls of shit. Right when we finished the joint I was getting bad vibes all over and feeling sick. Then My vision started to go, like black walls closing in all around and I took a seat right on the curb, I wasn't in the way of anyone and I really needed to sit down so I plopped my ass down there and my freind was tugging at me telling me to get up while I'm sitting there saying "I can't see, I don't know how you expect me to walk." But against my better judgement I stood up and stumbled into a building, made my way around the corner onto one of the many side streets and once again my legs went horizontally in the air and I went ass first towards the brick apparently into the window of a coffee shop. One bitch walked by me and said "looks like someone smoked to much, haha" yeah, right haha you fucking cunt I'll see you tonight in the window and shove a cocktail of little truffle terds down your ass as I fuck your throat. Some dude was actually concerned though, and since my friend wasn't really doing much stayed and watched until I was coherent and told me to drink some water and sugar.


Yeha, the truffles suck. It wasn't like I tripped at all, just got fucked up to the point where it wasn't enjoyable. I imagine it was similar to the first effects of a daterape drug. Even though 10 grams was only somehting like 20 euros or a little less it's not worth it, no trip at all. None. I don't mean to sound like a prick, but it's too bad that dumb bitch jumped out the window. The only reason to go to amsterdam is because weed is legal. But I have a few connects who deliver the same quality. And that's all that matters because the selection is the same in every coffeeshop.
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ROFLMFAO! Truffles aren't even psychedelic mushrooms. Maybe do some research next time, truffles are mushrooms that grow deep underground near the roots of deciduous trees and are considered a delicasy and widely used in the culinary industry.
 
jackherer713

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you need to do your research. Go to amsterdam and see what they sell in smartshops. They add something to the truffles that is supposed to make you trip. I FELL FOR IT

"Truffles are mushrooms that grow deep underground and are considered a delicasy and widely used in the culinary industry."
you sound like a fudgepacker/a huge fucking prick.
 
stonedmetalhead1

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jackherer713 said:
you need to do your research. Go to amsterdam and see what they sell in smartshops. They add something to the truffles that is supposed to make you trip. I FELL FOR IT

"Truffles are mushrooms that grow deep underground and are considered a delicasy and widely used in the culinary industry."
you sound like a fudgepacker/a huge fucking prick.
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If your talking about Philosopher's Stone mushrooms they don't add anything to it. Philosopher Stone mushrooms are Psilocybe Atlantis, Psilocybe Tampanensis, Psilocybe Pajoritos and Psilocybe Mexicana and wont make you hallucinate. Some places do call them magic truffles but you still should have known what you were buying.
 
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stonedmetalhead1 said:
If your talking about Philosopher's Stone mushrooms they don't add anything to it. Philosipher Stone mushrooms are Psilocybe Atlantis, Psilocybe Tampanensis, Psilocybe Pajoritos and Psilocybe Mexicana which have similar effects to psilocybine but are not the same and wont make you hallucinate. Some places do call them magic truffles but you still should have known what you were buying.
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I thought the first shrooms Hoffman ever tried were Psilocybe Mexicana?
 
jackherer713

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I'm talking about magic truffles. Whatever you looked up on the internet means nothing to me. That's what they are sold as in every smart shop I went into in amsterdam. Saw nothing about philosophers stone mushrooms anywhere and they didn't look like msuhrooms. As I said in the original post, they looked like little balls of shit, which is what most truffles look like.
It oculd be that they can't call them philosophers stone mushrooms because shrooms are against the law over there. Really that is the point of the post. The quality of weeed is the same over here so the only reason to go to Amsterdam is to be able to smoke in a coffee shop. But I have also been to Prague where you can smoke in the basement of this one shop, and outside any bar that's not in the square.

But now I'm done with the topic.
 
stonedmetalhead1

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jackherer713 said:
Whatever you looked up on the internet means nothing to me.
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It's called a book. Maybe if you read one every now and then you would have known what you were buying.

That's what they are sold as in every smart shop I went into in amsterdam. Saw nothing about philosophers stone mushrooms anywhere and they didn't look like msuhrooms. As I said in the original post, they looked like little balls of shit, which is what most truffles look like.
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While they call them truffles they are not.
 
jackherer713

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So dry, I even went to walmart and hung aroudn the parking lot looking for sketchballs who I could ask. Too bad I was the only sketchball there.
 
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stonedmetalhead1 said:
ROFLMFAO! Truffles aren't even psychedelic mushrooms. Maybe do some research next time, truffles are mushrooms that grow deep underground near the roots of deciduous trees and are considered a delicasy and widely used in the culinary industry.
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Haha you dumbfuck, he never said they were psychedelic.
They sell them in shops, so they obviously have some sort of psychoactive effect.

Do YOUR research.
 
marcoze

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Bottom line is TRUFFLES are an UNDERGROUND GROWING FUNGUS. and ARE NOT HALLUCINATORY

The candy industry has abominated the word TRUFFLE somewhere along the line. ANYTHING THAT IS SWEET IS NOT A TRUFFLE. no arguments. bottom line. nothing else.

Philosopher stones ARE NOT TRUFFLES.

I use TRUFFLES here and there in the CULINARY world. and They are indeed NOT hallucinogenic. Nor would i ever ever buy anything called a "TRUFFLE" anywhere.

If you do, then you deserved to get beat hahahaha.
 
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