45%!!!!!!!!! shit!!! thats nothing! For example, I grew some weed last year that reached a hight of 80feet and just grew one huge 250pound thc resin ball!!! took 12 years to grow and when it finally came time to harvested it, a giant rainbow appeared over my head and skittles started to rain down on me, but apon a closer look, I realized that it wasent skittles, it was little colorefull nugs of weed of the dopest dope i ever smoked! Shortly after that, jesus stoped stoped by my house like he does every sunday befor church, he say he cant stay awake during churh with out first burning one and getting ripped. but as always i welcomed jesus in my house for a little chat. so we sat a talked about life for a while and drank coffee and smoked fatties all day long. After he descrebed how the earth was made and the meaning of life and the smoke finally started to clear, jesus said it time for him to go back home "heaven". He said god gave him a curfew and he had to be home befor 11! but befor he left he asked if he could chip off a nug of my 250lbs thc rock to take back to heaven with him! I really didnt wanna give him any but com'on, it's freakin JESUS, how u gonna say no to jesus??? so i said fo sho, why not! so as i began to chip off some of this mind blowing ganja, i heard the sound of a shot gun cocking, i turned around and their stood jesus with a 12guage in my face!!!!
can u believe that shit!!! I GOT JACKED BY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S-BC is full of shit, jesus told me so..