Boy Oh Boy Am I An IDIOT!!!

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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lmfao this is pretty damn funny actually...


This just happened to me...

So sometimes while my phone is sitting in my pocket it'll do random shit when I lean against things, it'll unlock and change contact numbers around and do other random irritating shit.

So I get this text simply saying "hows it going?"... I think it's my friend, it's just got the number listed the text is coming from and at a quick glance, that's my first reaction... So I say "good". Then inform them of my upcoming weekend with another text... "getting some e this weekend if ur interested"... then I get back... "some what?"... ... ......... !!! Then I start to think... uh oh! Who the hell is this!? Maybe I should have confirmed that before I started talking about this...

... only to discover it's my DAD!!!

OHHHH SHIT!!!@!

I quickly think!!! and decide to go with "oh this new stuff from work, I'll show u"...!! To be as ambiguous as possible to leave room for wondering, and to buy myself a little more time!

Then I decide "e" could really be anything... lmao! So I go with that and now I have to bring home some new coffee product shit that could be anything, and what the hell should "e" stand for!??! hahhahaha!

Damn, one of the dumbest things I've done in a while...
 
Benassi

Benassi

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At least you didn't call your dad while you were rolling balls... and have him wonder "why the fuck don't you sound the same?!"
 
rzza

rzza

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E=everclear, you meant that text for your friend, your all getting drunk on everclear this weekend:)
 
mrboots

mrboots

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My pocket texts usually just end up some shit like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
purplehazin

purplehazin

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or i send voicemails to people... 5 minute long voicemails of my phone scratching against my pants pocket :D
 
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You could of just played it off as a joke.
Or just say you need some extra money so your selling it.
 
K

Kodank Moment

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Or just say your phone is a pos and you ment condoms and it just put e. He won't ask for proof and may give you money for some helmets...magnums I hope...
 
PuffinPurp

PuffinPurp

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lol iv never done that 2 my parents before, but i have been so baked i called my gf my side girls name..... she new excatly who i was talking about 2 XD XD.

none the less, that relationship didn end 2 well lol.
 
Big P

Big P

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when i was a kid i was baked as hell and had to eat dinner with my parents we sat down to eat and my food wasnt as warm as i like it so i put it in the microwave and try to hit start but the fucking thing would not start. so im thinking wtf?


finally i turn to my parents and say, "hey whats wrong with the microwave its not working?"

right when i said that i realized that i was still holding the microwave door open and thats why it wasnt starting lol

then i go "just kiddin" close the door to the mic and hit start lol

they just gave me this weird look lol
 
napa23

napa23

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Big P said:
when i was a kid i was baked as hell and had to eat dinner with my parents we sat down to eat and my food wasnt as warm as i like it so i put it in the microwave and try to hit start but the fucking thing would not start. so im thinking wtf?


finally i turn to my parents and say, "hey whats wrong with the microwave its not working?"

right when i said that i realized that i was still holding the microwave door open and thats why it wasnt starting lol

then i go "just kiddin" close the door to the mic and hit start lol

they just gave me this weird look lol
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Haha nice going. I was high around my parents all the time. I would come back from my friend's house and go straight to the snacks.
 
poplars

poplars

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lol wow that's fucking hilarious . . . jesus christ . . . .

maybe read before you text eh? hahah
 
Louis541

Louis541

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If you and your dad joke around a lot I would go the route of saying it was a joke, but keep it going.

Say "It's extacy, what did you think I meant? I'm all out of crystal meth. Just jokin, it's everclear want a shot?"
 
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