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bongspit

bongspit

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Erniedytn said:
Well that's pretty cool. You don't get tired of all those screaming ass kids? What's the strangest request you have had for a present from a kid?
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hell yes I get sick of the little bastards...but I pick up $6000 for one months work.
the strangest thing that has ever happened was not from a kid...the kids are usually pretty freaked out:twisted:...I work for a company that takes the pictures and most of time I do not know the person taking the pictures. The mall opens at 10 am and I try to get there early because the mall is usually hot, I got all these clothes on, so I get there early so I can cool off and mellow out before all hell breaks loose. I get there one day and there is this lady taking the pictures and she is 35-40 and hot, so we start talking and she says "your stoned aren't you" and I am like what do mean...stoned? She says if we are going to be working together you are going to have to share, so we went out to my car at break and smoked a doob and I got my dick sucked...sort of a bad santa...huh
 
tckfui

tckfui

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haha! pretty bad ASS!!!
man thats some pretty good monet too!
maybe I'll be santa next year :D :P
no little kid ever pees on you??? or smelly little kids??? :P
 
tckfui

tckfui

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I will never lok at santaclause the same :P
I'll be like that fucker was probly just banging some hot chick and smoking a j man!
 
bongspit

bongspit

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tckfui said:
haha! pretty bad ASS!!!
man thats some pretty good monet too!
maybe I'll be santa next year :D :P
no little kid ever pees on you??? or smelly little kids??? :P
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I got grabs one year from some little varment...there was lady with 3 nasty ass kids they acted like they did not know what planet they were on...smelled terrible...that night when I got home my beard was itching like crazy and I did not think anything about it because I have to bleach my beard out before the season and it itches sometimes, but the next morning when I got up the itch had spread...had get some blue ointment.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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I shall live bicuriously... I mean... you know that word... the hard big word... not that slightly homosexual word? through my cat... this is my cat... looks like I do right now :P
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
I knew you would have some crazy ass Santa stories..... But you forgot one thing.....What's the strangest present you have ever had a kid ask for?
 
bongspit

bongspit

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Erniedytn said:
Well now that's just sad:neutral:

I said strange Bongspit....I wanna laugh not cry:eyesmoke:
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this boy...probably 5 years old wanted a stun gun because his next door neighbor was always stealing his bicycle...but this is really a hard question because to be honest I don't listen to what they are saying...it goes in one and ot the other...
 
tckfui

tckfui

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Erniedytn said:
You've obviously never been to Redtube:hump:
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pornography??? :P
I think theres a few black people here, but not many. never really noticed before... thats pretty weird... I know we have some asian people, and spanish, and potheads
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

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BSIv2.0 said:
Yep its me....Lost password...New acct.
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Damn man...... WASSUP!!!! How ya been? I haven't seen you on here in a loooooong time. I have been away a while myself, but you weren't around before I left. Dude you are a total 180 from what I thought you would look like:blsmoke:
 
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