The expendables

I just got finished seeing the expendables and I thought it fuckin sucked!
I had super high expectations for it but Sylvester stalone fucked this one up. They didn't really develop any of the characters at all, most of the lines in it were really cheesy and lame, and it was like a monkey was filming it, I couldn't tell what was goin on the majority of the time. This movie could have been way fuckin cool, it had the right storyline and actors in it but I guess they realized it was gonna make a shitload of money no matter how little effort they put in to making it.
Thumbs down expendables!!!
 

Don Gin and Ton

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i thought exactly the same.all the good characters got about 20-30 seconds screen time bruce willis, arnie, the rest of the movie was about comparing who had the most surgery on screen at any one time. story was near non existant the chick interest was butt ugly. special effects were meeeh passable. stallone wrote first blood and a couple of other decent flicks but this was just a disaster.

if he'd had the cast and someone else write it it could have been great. go watch salt instead its like someone took jason bourne, the story from die hard 3 and butt fucked angelina jolie good action romp.
 

`SoA || Asi

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I found it funny as hell when SS runs and dives on to the plane
Seeing an old man run LMAO

i seen the movie online it aint bad good watch all and all :P
 

doowmd

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I found it funny as hell when SS runs and dives on to the plane
Seeing an old man run LMAO
i seen the movie online it aint bad good watch all and all :P
Apreciate ur review as well, now i'm on the fence about watching it, good idea w/ the online thing tho, that's wat i'll prolly do too. plus rep for the idea!
 
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