How to sell weed? First-timer.

[CultivationArt]

bud is about to be straight up legel out here lol

i believe it. thats the natue of the game out here. people will sell you some shit out a tree especialy at the taste of chicago. but if you know the right people its not that much more than out there but we do gotta pay to play. i mean it sucks, but id rather pay 400 an oz then smoke some of this mexi-brick shwag that these gang-bangers try to sell you for a stack a pound, when they pay no more than 500 for the garbage. i just gotta save up then im outta here. unless illinois passes their med bill. its on the table for next year still. then i might stay

 

[dr. greenthumbz]

Damn boy, y'all muhfuckaz giv this tard three pages, dumbasses like this need to be shunned from the start. If u have to ask u r not cut out for it kid. If u proceed have fun in the pen cuz that's where goofies like u end up. Y'all must be bored as hell to keep this thread goin. (Lmao, I'm doing it too, fukit)

Fukit, hit a lick cop sumshit and serve serve serve,
Thumbz

 

[WanderingGrow]

more stoned than bored, plus there is some funny shit in this thread. as far as cali going completely legal go prop 19 if it does im movin in a heart beat.

 

[blueberrykush1995]

This is why I dont sell anymore!!! To many little fuckers

All I got to say is thats why you carry brass knuckel but 4 guys one time mugged me in a drugdeal they snatched my dub bag of weed and started run to there car.. I ran after them ready and pumped up ready to crack some bitches up reamember now I was by myself against 4 guys!! Well they tryed getting in the car I go for the driver I wouldnt let him get in the car I grabbed him yanked his ass out of the car and started beating the mess out of him!! this shit was happening in my frontyard/driveway.. While I was beating the mess out of the driver one other dude that jumped in the passenger seat he jumped ut fast pull me off his friend threw the baggy of weed bck at me they got bck in the car terrified!!! Anddd then I remembered I had my knuckes in my pocket haha I put them bitches on and punched that niggas window out he speeded off!!! That was one of my bad times!!

 

[coldme]

are you 4real

I will not post my name for privacy reasons, so just call me jay.

I've been smoking weed for 2 years now, I started smoking regs and then moved on to some grade A if not B+ grade weed. People have told me they've smoked the same strain but not as strong as mine, so I know I'm smoking fire stuff.

A few weeks ago I lost my job, plus I gatta study and go to school so my schedule wasn't really flexible. I know the dealer I buy my goods from also grows it indoor and even makes new strains by cross breeding, so I know I have a hook up their. But my problem is I don't know where to start like:

how do I get customers? ( I can't just ask anyone to buy )
secure locations for the exchange? ( off and on campus )
a quarter is 80$ how would I make profit from that? ( math.. )
and in the case I get busted, how do I get rid of it? ( eat it?? )

I know alot about herb but not about this sorta business I accept the danger and jail time involved in this so i don't need to be reminded.

Please and thank you guys first post.

 

[NoobGrower416]

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[nl3004.kind]

also: dime stretching is f-ing stupid! you don't want to rip your friends "aka your walking advertisements" off, scales are cheap, and you can only rip someone off once... then they'll never trust you again... set yourself apart by giving full weight, extra whatever, premium buds as opposed to more of the same crap everyone is trying to get away with, and you'll get a good rep in the set... don't listen to these fools, they want you to go nowhere... the risk of someone coming back to you about being light is real, and then what are you going to say "oh, sorry, i didn't respect you enough to weigh it properly?" think before you go listening to these fools...

 

[kricket53]

also: dime stretching is f-ing stupid! you don't want to rip your friends "aka your walking advertisements" off, scales are cheap, and you can only rip someone off once... then they'll never trust you again... set yourself apart by giving full weight, extra whatever, premium buds as opposed to more of the same crap everyone is trying to get away with, and you'll get a good rep in the set... don't listen to these fools, they want you to go nowhere... the risk of someone coming back to you about being light is real, and then what are you going to say "oh, sorry, i didn't respect you enough to weigh it properly?" think before you go listening to these fools...

hes right. plus, if you rip people off, you'll be more likely to get snitched on. sell good weed at a decent price, you won't have to worry about that.

 

[NoobGrower416]

you dont rip off friends...people you dont know, and if you dont have the heart dont do it.

 

[neenie1956]

I will not post my name for privacy reasons, so just call me jay.

I've been smoking weed for 2 years now, I started smoking regs and then moved on to some grade A if not B+ grade weed. People have told me they've smoked the same strain but not as strong as mine, so I know I'm smoking fire stuff.

A few weeks ago I lost my job, plus I gatta study and go to school so my schedule wasn't really flexible. I know the dealer I buy my goods from also grows it indoor and even makes new strains by cross breeding, so I know I have a hook up their. But my problem is I don't know where to start like:

how do I get customers? ( I can't just ask anyone to buy )
secure locations for the exchange? ( off and on campus )
a quarter is 80$ how would I make profit from that? ( math.. )
and in the case I get busted, how do I get rid of it? ( eat it?? )

I know alot about herb but not about this sorta business I accept the danger and jail time involved in this so i don't need to be reminded.

Please and thank you guys first post.

Hi, Jay...

Some folks in this arena are just rude...don't pay any attention to them. If you want to grow for a living and don't want to end up in prison, I strongly suggest you check out whether or not your locale is a medical marijuana state with the appropriate laws to protect you. Then get your medical records in order making sure they reflect conditions that would benefit from therapeutic cannabis, i.e., migraines; glaucoma; loss of appetite; chronic pain; and insomnia (to name a few) and find yourself a reputable doctor licensed to recommend medical cannabis. We boast several wonderful 215 doctors here in northern California. An appointment for a first-time MM patient can be a little expensive...at least here in northern California...averaging around $150 (I know they're a bit less expensive in southern California and a bit more expensive in the SF Bay area) and yearly renewals average around $100-125...but they are well worth it! The next step is to purchase "top-shelf" reading material such as the "Marijuana Grower's Handbook" by Dr. Ed Rosenthal ($29.95) and/or "Marijuana Horticulture: The Indoor/Outdoor Medical Grower's Bible" by Jorge Cervantes ($29.95). Both of these books are excellent and will answer pretty much all of your questions. They helped me out tremendously when I was starting out. Any questions you have that these two books don't address, can be researched on the internet. I hope this helps. Good luck to you, dear. Neenie

 

[NoobGrower416]

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[Retris]

Buy a scale. Buy an ounce. Sell G's, 1/8's and quarters. It doesn't really matter if you have bags or not and might possibly be better if you get raided that they arent there. haha Sell to friends and it usually branches itself out. People are always asking where the bud is...

 

[nl3004.kind]

If you have premo buds you don't give full 1.0's anyway...where have you been? in a box? if you're chopping an ounce of a strain that would normally go for 320 you're going to lose 40$ giving proper counts.

and that is the only proven method to establish yourself as unscrupulous... seriously, think before you "contribute"... noob

 

[CultivationArt]

dude your a fuckin idiot NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE will ever pick up from you you must be some broke ass fool who smokes to much tryin to score extra cash i weigh out 1.3s all fuckin day 20 a g 60 an 8th rippin fools off just get you into more shit espessily out here in la
i dare you to ripp someoff out here even if its the homie youll prolly still get jumped and jacked and if you pick up 320 an oz witch out here is premum buds 20 a gram times 28 thats 560 off just grams your never losing money 8 8ths in an oz=480 still stacking it up
i range between 450-600 an oz and about 2900-3200 a half p do the math noob grower your a noob exactly and should not be sellin buds

If you have premo buds you don't give full 1.0's anyway...where have you been? in a box? if you're chopping an ounce of a strain that would normally go for 320 you're going to lose 40$ giving proper counts.

 

[Thor1911]

1. You are getting a quarter to become a drug dealer, thats some serious weight. Tell your grower buddy to lend you a shipping frigate.
2. Set up shop in a Port City, like LA or Miami. You are getting a quarter after all, maybe both coasts would keep the heat to a minimum.You can live on your boat.
3. Secure locations? Your buddys will be doing the selling. Pay a bum $20 and have him show up when your army of street dealers brings you your cake. Have the bum whisper something in your ear, and then beat the shit out of him where your soldiers can see. Tell your soldiers he came up short.
4. Weve spent the $20 profit you were going to make on beating up the bum. Give 1 of your soldiers a half gram, tell them its a gram. They are afraid of your crazy kingpin ass now! Remember?
5. After all that grindin, you now have $100 and seven soldiers who would die for the cause.
6. Your new street name is J.
7. You have some serious cash now. Where did you get all of it? Time to launder that lucci through your growing buddys shipping business.
8. Now you have $90 bucks. Why $90 playa!? Bc we had to pay 10% to your buddy to wash it clean.
9. Buy another quarter. Whats that in your pocket gangsta? Its $10 fuckin extra bucks, street life!
10. After a few years of grindin, retire in Costa Rica, you should have at least a $100.

+rep'ed lmfao

 

[NoobGrower416]

dude your a fuckin idiot NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE will ever pick up from you you must be some broke ass fool who smokes to much tryin to score extra cash i weigh out 1.3s all fuckin day 20 a g 60 an 8th rippin fools off just get you into more shit espessily out here in la
i dare you to ripp someoff out here even if its the homie youll prolly still get jumped and jacked and if you pick up 320 an oz witch out here is premum buds 20 a gram times 28 thats 560 off just grams your never losing money 8 8ths in an oz=480 still stacking it up
i range between 450-600 an oz and about 2900-3200 a half p do the math noob grower your a noob exactly and should not be sellin buds

20$ a gram doesnt fly here, so just do 10$ a 0.5-0.6, simple adjustment that works for customers who have less money but wanna try premo. its the exact same thing but you're gonna flame me? lol, its alot easier to hand sum1 a 0.6 for 10 than a 1.2 for 20.

 

[socalbuddha420]

I will not post my name for privacy reasons, so just call me jay.

I've been smoking weed for 2 years now, I started smoking regs and then moved on to some grade A if not B+ grade weed. People have told me they've smoked the same strain but not as strong as mine, so I know I'm smoking fire stuff.

A few weeks ago I lost my job, plus I gatta study and go to school so my schedule wasn't really flexible. I know the dealer I buy my goods from also grows it indoor and even makes new strains by cross breeding, so I know I have a hook up their. But my problem is I don't know where to start like:

how do I get customers? ( I can't just ask anyone to buy )
secure locations for the exchange? ( off and on campus )
a quarter is 80$ how would I make profit from that? ( math.. )
and in the case I get busted, how do I get rid of it? ( eat it?? )

I know alot about herb but not about this sorta business I accept the danger and jail time involved in this so i don't need to be reminded.

Please and thank you guys first post.

wtf is wrong with you?stick to your day job dummy.I could track you down and have you arrested and im not even a cop so why post this on here.you should be banned for this type of shit now go and do something else like read a fucking book its people like you that go and make stoners and growers look bad cause you posted the dumbest shit i have ever read on the internet and i think you owe every1 on here an apology

 

[NoobGrower416]

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[NoobGrower416]

wtf is wrong with you?stick to your day job dummy.I could track you down and have you arrested and im not even a cop so why post this on here.you should be banned for this type of shit now go and do something else like read a fucking book its people like you that go and make stoners and growers look bad cause you posted the dumbest shit i have ever read on the internet and i think you owe every1 on here an apology

how the heck can u track people down and have them arrested off a forum post? I think every police service would have a crazy geek squad selecting raid targets if that was the case...