All your buds like rocks!!!

[gudkarma]

okay.
the research whore that i am...

below is a pic of your beloved, & quite tastey looking, powerkush.

fucking sorry bro' NOT fluffy at all.

swollen calaxes, yes.
slight foxtailing, yes (probably environment in this case).

fluffy, nope.

dinafem notes the genetic to be afghan x skunk #1 : which is pretty damn phat

i grow & bow down to the alter of afghan (right this very second, 18 plants going 12/12), not fluffy

trust me when i say, a bong hit from my dense, nuggy, delicious buds will split your fucking wig in two

i've grown cheese, not fluffy.

cross them together = not fluffy (cause that's not a trait either of them have to give).

PLEASE dont get into breeding... or in your case... mr. skittle buds ...pollen chuckin.

it HAS TO BE something you're doing to your nugs/plants.

i think you may need humbolt's gravity.
get some & let me know if it solves that fluffy fag nug issue you keep having.
or, if you're broke, i'll score & send you a bottle.


i'll score you a bottle of gravity, that you'll probably not use correctly, if you send me a few PK beans.
i promise to grow it right & show you how it's done.

 

[gudkarma]

hold up, wait a minute... there's more.

i just checked out ALL the strains you are rocking : blue widow, blue hash, and power kush.

fluffy not a one.
come on!!!!

i smell a dickface.

now, i just have to change up my garden. the kush & ak48 moms need to rest.

i want to grow what the master, fruitrollup, grows.

if you can't send me beans, no problem.
i'll order them this week. when they come, i will journal up, & we'll let the people decide.

i have these beans cracking now & going down next : http://www.sanniesshop.com/jack-berry-f2.html
does the pic on sannies page look fluffy to you?

if a brick hits you in the face, does it feel soft?
if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a fluffy sound?

 

[Bud Stankalot]

The comment about splitting the wig in two was fucking righteous.

 

[gudkarma]

thanks mr. stankalot , much love & respect.

fruitsack, i refuse to drop over 100 euros on dinafem bullshit. if you got even ONE PK bean we can deal.

anybody?

i did even know about these dina-vaginas till' i got a freebie from attiutde... sour cream @ 5 weeks old & only 2" tall.
you want a picture of it?

it'll be march, and take 7 months till that crap reaches 12", before i can put that dina-shit into flower.
not even worth my AMAZING talent to clone.

but, to switch up my pitch up, i will buy this : today : http://www.everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Dinafem_Seeds__Dinafem_Collection_2.cfm?iProductID=8421

let me know fruity.

karma don't fuck around.

remember : in my 'hood : me = dense nugs which = legendary smoke.

i am NOT saying i am the greatest or best or most knowledgable grower.

but... my grow game is tight like the sweetest virgin va-jay, popin fresh like all damn day, & getting respect every which way.

 

[fruitrollup]

Dumb ass the same size plant one dense one fluffy exact same size though right.
How could they possibly yield the same?
Therefore you can get way more weight in the same space with compact tight rock hard nugs.
And since the tight buds were grown correctly they will be more potent why don't you get it?

because fluffy plants go bonkers putting out HUGENESS in 45-50 days compared to the heavy cannonballs. the yeild is about the same but fluffy takes it because they just nug so big. green plant is green plant if it was unhealthy it would be unhealthy not green and huge nugged.

 

[fruitrollup]

okay.
the research whore that i am...

below is a pic of your beloved, & quite tastey looking, powerkush.

fucking sorry bro' NOT fluffy at all.

swollen calaxes, yes.
slight foxtailing, yes (probably environment in this case).

fluffy, nope.

dinafem notes the genetic to be afghan x skunk #1 : which is pretty damn phat

i grow & bow down to the alter of afghan (right this very second, 18 plants going 12/12), not fluffy

trust me when i say, a bong hit from my dense, nuggy, delicious buds will split your fucking wig in two

i've grown cheese, not fluffy.

cross them together = not fluffy (cause that's not a trait either of them have to give).

PLEASE dont get into breeding... or in your case... mr. skittle buds ...pollen chuckin.

it HAS TO BE something you're doing to your nugs/plants.

i think you may need humbolt's gravity.
get some & let me know if it solves that fluffy fag nug issue you keep having.
or, if you're broke, i'll score & send you a bottle.


i'll score you a bottle of gravity, that you'll probably not use correctly, if you send me a few PK beans.
i promise to grow it right & show you how it's done.

my pk looks similar. i call that fluffy looking. you kids are misinterpreting what i mean by fluffy. my buds look like that pic, and they are way fluffyer that the bwid who nugs look nothing like that but weigh about the same at the end

 

[Bud Stankalot]

I think you're misinterpreting what we mean by dense. You keep saying how my bud turns all black and clogged up my bowl. Never happened, ever.

 

[fruitrollup]

thanks mr. stankalot , much love & respect.

fruitsack, i refuse to drop over 100 euros on dinafem bullshit. if you got even ONE PK bean we can deal.

anybody? quote

buy your own shit... are you serious?

 

[Bud Stankalot]

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Sounds like a worthy challenge.

Fruit, what's your best dry weight at harvest? What light are you running? I'm expecting he grows two lbs with a 400 watt light. He is pro.

 

[gudkarma]

proof of my recent score below.

fuck lights & all that... no excuses.

i do me my way. fruitsack rocks his way.

we can compare our best plant, or a number of plants.

best bud(s) . nicest pics . best total weight from equal number of plant(s).

karma ===> 2 @ 600w of air cooled HPS in two flower closets with additional side lighting (750w per closet) : 250w MH in the veg closet : and a 150w HPS & 250w MH in my overflow tent : proper intake & exhaust : seperate clone area : and 6 dwc buckets in my basement under another 600w MH/HPS : all the necessary meters , my own mini hydro store with nutes from AN, house & garden, quick grow (ebay) , dutch master , and more : back up for all equipment : money to burn

if i go DWC, you'll loose straight up.... cause i will clone off & take the best & strongest ladies for the buckets.

if you dont know shit, you gotta know hydro will produce a plant in 20-25 days that will take 35-45 days in soil (strictly size).

i will roll soil for this beat down... still cloning off for the best ladies.
oh yeah, i ammend my own dirt.

jackberry has 50% purple phenos.
your fluffy fag nug clients will shit themselves (sort of) when they see the bags.

do it. do it. do it.

 

[riddleme]

Most entertainment I've had in months, thanks everyone!

 

[fruitrollup]

Sounds like a worthy challenge.

Fruit, what's your best dry weight at harvest? What light are you running? I'm expecting he grows two lbs with a 400 watt light. He is pro.

i get about a pound and a quater hard to tell exactly as i would have to weigh it all and i dont i keep it in jars but its 12 plants with a z and a half-2zs apeice. i have a 400 a 600 with a 150 on the side. 2 pounds from a 400 is well over a gram a watt more than 2 grams a watt actually, so i doubt hes a "pro" running a 400 w

 

[fruitrollup]

i do me my way. fruitsack rocks his way.quote

im up for it schwaggster... ill have nug pics soon... looking good this morning! it will be like comparing your crabapple to my amsterdam oranges but whatever

 

[RavenMochi]

if you really grew why bitch about a 10 dollar seed... your lucky i even told you about this company

†LOL† You pompous fuck, lucky you told him about the company, huh? Like he wouldn't have ever seen there products on any of several websites to buy seeds...like, I don't know, Attitude which this site advertises like a sponsor?
Karma, thanks for doing the check on his seeds, I wasn't going to bother, but the verification that not one of them was a fluffy indica made me laugh my ass off. I knew none of them were, but it still made me laugh to see him called on it and not respond. Your the shit karma.
Though I'll have to say, despite the massive amounts of various animal feces that this thread has produced, I have been seeing a few grav products i sure as hell don't mind trying. especially for my bubblegum, I got my grow dialed enough to add shit. Probably be adding the CO2 first though...

So yea, Fruit, whats up with this challenge? Put up or shut up time...though somehow I have this overwhelming feeling you won't do either....I could be wrong. I guess its also possible I could learn to grow without a light source...but I really really don't see either happening.

 

[RavenMochi]

i get about a pound and a quater hard to tell exactly as i would have to weigh it all and i dont i keep it in jars but its 12 plants with a z and a half-2zs apeice. i have a 400 a 600 with a 150 on the side. 2 pounds from a 400 is well over a gram a watt more than 2 grams a watt actually, so i doubt hes a "pro" running a 400 w

Fruit, you failed math class didn't you. Like all of them. 12 plants x 2z = 24oz. 2lb = 32 oz, so at most your talking 1lb 1/2, unless its 1.5 oz per plant, in which case thats only 18oz which is just 2 oz over a lb. Neither is 2lb's. Not to mention you said you don't weigh it, meaning we can't count on your numbers.This is one of the many reasons so many people find it hard to take you seriously. But whatever. just learn to add, subtract, multiply and divide before you try talking numbers, thats all I'm saying...

 

[MrStickyScissors]

†LOL† You pompous fuck, lucky you told him about the company, huh? Like he wouldn't have ever seen there products on any of several websites to buy seeds...like, I don't know, Attitude which this site advertises like a sponsor?
Karma, thanks for doing the check on his seeds, I wasn't going to bother, but the verification that not one of them was a fluffy indica made me laugh my ass off. I knew none of them were, but it still made me laugh to see him called on it and not respond. Your the shit karma.
Though I'll have to say, despite the massive amounts of various animal feces that this thread has produced, I have been seeing a few grav products i sure as hell don't mind trying. especially for my bubblegum, I got my grow dialed enough to add shit. Probably be adding the CO2 first though...

So yea, Fruit, whats up with this challenge? Put up or shut up time...though somehow I have this overwhelming feeling you won't do either....I could be wrong. I guess its also possible I could learn to grow without a light source...but I really really don't see either happening.

I use humboldt gravity and I know for a fact that it gives at least a quarter ounce per plat yield for me at least. gud shit you should try it

 

[MrStickyScissors]

i stoped reading at page 4 but this thread is hella funny

 

[RavenMochi]

Most entertainment I've had in months, thanks everyone!

Riddle, we aim to please

 

[MrStickyScissors]

Wow I guess I been doin it wrong.
I should make my buds less dense.
How do I do it you farking morons?
What am I using too much light?
Maybe I should stop the Co2?
Less nutes?
Maybe keep the lights 4 to 6 ft away from the plants?
I see why your name starts with fruit.

lol no shit huh

 

[RavenMochi]

I use humboldt gravity and I know for a fact that it gives at least a quarter ounce per plat yield for me at least. gud shit you should try it

I plan on it...sounds like it could be of some major benefit to me...I was surprisingly happy about how dense my amatuer ass first attempt came out, but I'm sure as hell not opposed to more density, I'm all about making my whores produce.