Absolutely disgusting!

[Hekinsieden]

I I'm toking it up out of my bong and I'm getting a little up if you know what I mean.
btw still high.
I went to get my fleshlight (I had it locked in my safe)
and noticed... what are these little tan pod things.. theyre like... larvas...
SO I dipped it in my distilled water and alcohol mixture for paint reducer for my water based paints.... It kept floating so I unscrewed the back end to make it sink.. AND TINY LITTLE BUGS FLEW OUT OF IT!!! I FORGOT TO WASH IT FROM LAST TIME!

These little bugs were living in my _______ juice stuff and oh jesus lord christ almighty it was the most disgusting thing ever like I was in a horror movie!

Then I posted it on a forum.

 

[BongHits4Jesus]

what. the. fuck.

 

[blazin256]

you are the devil and i hope to remember your name as to not form a later friendship with you. for a forum, even this is TMI.

 

[Karmapuff]

I don't know whats more disgusting you using a fleshlight or the bugs o_o

 

[rucca]

wow... had to read that more than once.... i thought it was a flashlight you were looking for...... gross..... but.... weren't you expecting it to be disgusting?

 

[Supgee3]

... (ten characters)

edit: if I could give negative rep... this would be one of the rare times I'd use it.

 

[mouthmeetsoap]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Shouldn't be bugs in the jizz my friend. Get yourself checked.

 

[MellowHaze]

WTF?? i also had to read that a few times as im fuckin high right now lol i thought you were talking about a flashlight and it confused me but now I know what your on about why are you posting this on this site I could be wrong but I dont think anyone cares about your FLESHTLIGHT!! get yourself a girlfriend man

 

[patlpp]

You shouldn't have washed it. If you left it as is, it would have felt like a whore who has a big canker in her vag. Crust,bugs and all.

 

[Goober617]

I guesim slow or sumthing what the hell just happend?
WTF is a fleshlight

 

[oJUICEBOXo]

It's a fake rubber vagina thing

 

[Goober617]

Oh Jesus I just figured it out..... Why the he'll would you post that HERE???
I can only imagine what your buds look like..........Those Arent Trichomes !!!!!!

 

[Serapis]

Now I'm sick, thanks!

 

[spacebrain]

fleshlights any good then?

 

[oJUICEBOXo]

..............as long as your shoot doesn't contain fly eggs lol

 

[Serapis]

I'll bet he has never hit the end of that thing...... who knows what is actually up in there...... shudder

 

[Goober617]

Awww man kill this thread allready
I almost smell a bridge dweller

 

[420God]

What the fuck did I read that twice for? Wrong man, wrong.

 

[The sim's Bob Newbie]

What the hell you on about man? You use an empty torch to wank with?!?! and bugs flew out of it?

Bloody hell that could've been nasty...

 

[mistaphuck]

thats just turrable, just turrable.


if i owned a fleshlight not another soul would know.
if bugs came out of it, doubly so.