Absolutely disgusting!

thewinghunter

thewinghunter

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hahah weird.
i got high for a month and each night... i would make a pb&J sammich... but id usually leave the tops off the jars after i made the sammich and the next morning just put the tops on and then repeat the process...

well normally id make these sammiches in the dark, so one afternoon decided to make a afternoon sammich in the light... and noticed the jelly was all moldy and shit... i wonder how many i ate before noticing that u cant leave jelly open for weeks... ew
 
Greenplease

Greenplease

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Jesus Mary and Jospeh! This thread is borderline offensive!

What the fuck? Admitadley a read to the end, to see all the funny responses, but I feel........violated after reading the first post........I fee like a rape victim or something.
 
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fdd2blk

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thewinghunter said:
hahah weird.
i got high for a month and each night... i would make a pb&J sammich... but id usually leave the tops off the jars after i made the sammich and the next morning just put the tops on and then repeat the process...

well normally id make these sammiches in the dark, so one afternoon decided to make a afternoon sammich in the light... and noticed the jelly was all moldy and shit... i wonder how many i ate before noticing that u cant leave jelly open for weeks... ew
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i got halfway thru one of those huge costco blueberry muffins one morning, then i noticed the berries were moldy. i was sick for 3 days. thought i was going to die. i only eat the chocolate ones now. ;)
 
mistaphuck

mistaphuck

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fdd2blk said:
i got halfway thru one of those huge costco blueberry muffins one morning, then i noticed the berries were moldy. i was sick for 3 days. thought i was going to die. i only eat the chocolate ones now. ;)
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lol I once had a friend who lived in as my mother put it "squalor and filth" but I remember playing super smash bros over there one day and I saw him pull a half of a costco blueberry muffin from somewhere deep in his couch and proceed to eat it. I still rip on him for it.
 
Stoner Smurf

Stoner Smurf

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First off I do agree, TMI was shared in this thread. Nobody wants to read about nut gnats. Somethings are best kept under your hat. Now with that being said, are you guys really giving this kid so much shit for masturbating? I get as much female companionship as anybody here, and even I still occasionally do it. Although I don't have any toys to get the job done, is it really such a bad thing? Why should women get all the fun? The vast majority of the female population has at least one sex toy to use on them selves, aren't you guys for equal opportunity? They say the average guy only has 7 female partners in a life time (That seems like an awfully small number, but that's what they say.). I'd imagine there would be a lot of alone time in between those 7 partners. So to the OP I say this, let your freak flag fly, if you enjoy sticking your pecker in a hollowed flashlight, keep on keeping on. Live and let live.
 
RC7

RC7

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Stoner Smurf said:
First off I do agree, TMI was shared in this thread. Nobody wants to read about nut gnats. Somethings are best kept under your hat. Now with that being said, are you guys really giving this kid so much shit for masturbating? I get as much female companionship as anybody here, and even I still occasionally do it. Although I don't have any toys to get the job done, is it really such a bad thing? Why should women get all the fun? The vast majority of the female population has at least one sex toy to use on them selves, aren't you guys for equal opportunity? They say the average guy only has 7 female partners in a life time (That seems like an awfully small number, but that's what they say.). I'd imagine there would be a lot of alone time in between those 7 partners. So to the OP I say this, let your freak flag fly, if you enjoy sticking your pecker in a hollowed flashlight, keep on keeping on. Live and let live.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! "So to the OP I say this, let your freak flag fly, if you enjoy sticking your pecker in a hollowed flashlight, keep on keeping on."
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Wow. I wash my vibrator both before and after I use it, every time. But I bet pocket pussies are a bitch to clean. Too bad they don't make disposable ones.
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I I'm toking it up out of my bong and I'm getting a little up if you know what I mean.
btw still high.
I went to get my fleshlight (I had it locked in my safe)
and noticed... what are these little tan pod things.. theyre like... larvas...
SO I dipped it in my distilled water and alcohol mixture for paint reducer for my water based paints.... It kept floating so I unscrewed the back end to make it sink.. AND TINY LITTLE BUGS FLEW OUT OF IT!!! I FORGOT TO WASH IT FROM LAST TIME!

These little bugs were living in my _______ juice stuff and oh jesus lord christ almighty it was the most disgusting thing ever like I was in a horror movie!

Then I posted it on a forum.
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Tripper420

Tripper420

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i just read, thought and reread just to make sure i read the right. thats some fucked up shit. like thats some nasty repulsive shit the jackass dudes would pull. I dont know how to feel right now.
 
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