Good pickup lines?

[WoddaWodda]

I am just looking for some good pickup lines to get my girl whiskers to "sit on my lap". But please lol no pickup lines like "You look uncomfortable, how about you wrap you legs around my waist?" lmao ok so good pickup lines that will have a effect on her.

 

[Kodank Moment]

No pickup lines will have an effect on her. Sorry. Unless she is immature.

Also why are you seducing your cat? They don't even speak English. It's like Chinese.

 

[420God]

Ask her how much a Polar Bear weighs. She anwers "I don't know", you respond "Enough to break the ice". I've had it work.

 

[420God]

I am just looking for some good pickup lines to get my girl whiskers to "sit on my lap". But please lol no pickup lines like "You look uncomfortable, how about you wrap you legs around my waist?" lmao ok so good pickup lines that will have a effect on her.

Are you asking about a person or a cat?

 

[WoddaWodda]

Naw man, lol Chinese, that's a cat!. I call my girl whiskers or kitten cause the first time i saw her she had whiskers painted on with face paint at the festival. She is cute like a kitten to so maybe something that relates to a cat? So just to be clear she is a human....

 

[kevin]

i thought you just came out of the closet wodda? now your fucking cats?

 

[WoddaWodda]

Dude....i just realized, why would i want a actual cat to put its legs around my waist? lol beastuality isnt my thing.

 

[Kodank Moment]

Dude....i just realized, why would i want a actual cat to put its legs around my waist? lol beastuality isnt my thing.

Maybe you fuck cats. That's why. Kevin maybe its a gay cat...or a girl cat that used to be a guy cat.

 

[WoddaWodda]

Yea ive been fucking cats my entire life, blond cats, brunet cats, cute cats, stoner cats, cats with no gag reflex, so many cats you cant even imagine. Every cat except a fat cat and gay cats. Never will fuck a dog tho. But this cat i actually love.

 

[PussymOneyWeed]

" hey babe, wanna have sex?"

 

[WoddaWodda]

" hey babe, wanna have sex?"

Thats pretty straight forward. Lol does it actually work? Cause the two times and yes i am going to be honest, the only two times ive gotten laid was when we where high and i cant remember the pickup lines, but apparently they worked.

 

[CrazyBudz]

tell her to sit on ur lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up.....works everytime..!!

 

[The Ruiner]

"If you and I were both squirrels would you let me come over and bust my nuts in your hole?"

 

[dangledo]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[WoddaWodda]

tell her to sit on ur lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up.....works everytime..!!

Now that's a good one.

 

[golddog]

Do you want to try out my Joint ?

 

[WoddaWodda]

OH YEA! FUCK YEA! I am definitely going with that one!!!!! Thank you sir!

 

[juleswinnfield]

Woman love a man of mystery, so you don't gotta say anything. At the right time you gotta smack her real hard on the ass to show you mean business, than when she turns around you grab her titty real firm like and mash your mouth up to hers, than burrow that tongue of yours down her throat before she can say anything.

 

[kevin]

Woman love a man of mystery, so you don't gotta say anything. At the right time you gotta smack her real hard on the ass to show you mean business, than when she turns around you grab her titty real firm like and mash your mouth up to hers, than burrow that tongue of yours down her throat before she can say anything.

i've came across a few girls that would let you get by with shit like this but most of them that i know would kick you in the nuts pretty quick for trying something like that.

 

[juleswinnfield]

i've came across a few girls that would let you get by with shit like this but most of them that i know would kick you in the nuts pretty quick for trying something like that.

not even..