so i ALMOST got arrested, instead i got robbed

[upthearsenal]

seriously, i went to a friends to chill, and when coming back i got stopped by a cop for some reason (still don't know why). the cop walked up as usual and when i rolled down my window he looked at me with a dickhead smile and not even asking for my license or anything he said, "damn son, how much you got". i told him i had nothing, and he kept insisting i had weed. then he was like, "give it to me or i'm calling the k-9 unit". at this point, i had no real choice. it was less than five grams so i was like fuck it, i guess i'm going to jail. i handed him the plastic jar of weed and he opened it, threw a small nug on my lap, and walked away saying "now let that be a warning" or some shit, i was in shock at that moment

i should feel lucky, but idk. either this cop is really corrupt or kind of a nice guy. he was nice to me the whole time (because he was excited to get some dank for free, probably) and never got rude or anything, he got a little annoyed when i wouldn't cooperate but when he saw the jar his face lit up!

either way, probably one of the weirdest things that has happened to me..

i should have asked for his badge number

 

[jesus of Cannabis]

sounds like Hawaii 5-0

 

[upthearsenal]

hah, it generally sucks that they are such hypocrites, but it's way better than going to jail! also considering i went to my friends to deliver a quarter p, i might be lucky. i wonder what he would if he had found the qp

 

[mistaphuck]

dude that happened to my dad in ohio, cop pulled them over took theyre bag of joints back to his car and just sat there for thirty minutes before my dad just started to slowly drive away and he didn't follow.

 

[upthearsenal]

dude that happened to my dad in ohio, cop pulled them over took theyre bag of joints back to his car and just sat there for thirty minutes before my dad just started to slowly drive away and he didn't follow.

that's fucking hilarious.

i was in mexico in the mountains and cops came with machine guns and robbed us of everything but our bread, water, and peyote hah

 

[Crypnotic]

I've heard storys like this before. I wonder with the new decriminalization laws if officers are directed to just confescate the weed and send you on the way. I have several friends of mine that are ex-cops and we've been friends since childhood, and none of them smoke weed ever! They drink like fish but no drugs whatsoever. So based on my experience, I dont think cops smoke weed, they have too much to lose and I think have to be test randomly or something like that. One of two things, he let you go b/c thats what he's been instructed to do. Or, he's a weed smoking cop lol. Find the second hard to believe, they are so anti drugs its sick. None of my buddies know I grow weed, nor would I ever tell them.

Question: where you baked on the drive home? If so, that prob how he spotted you. Driving under the influence or weed give tell tale signs. Drivers that are high often are over cautous, go well below the speed limit, then speeding up to the limit, then slowing down again. They often make slower than normal turns and elongated lane changes. It cause your stoned dude lol. So he saw that, followed for a few miles or so, then pulled you over. Also, its hard for the police to prove that you are dui on weed b/c they need a blood test to prove it and thats a bitch for them.

If you lived in FL where I live, and you gave up the weed, he would have taken you to jail. chances are you live in a state with easy MJ laws, so the best he could was get the drugs off of you.

 

[kevin]

i've had cops let me go twice. once i had to dump a lid and grind it in the ground, this was back in the 70's and a few years ago i had a joint in the ashtray, the cop asks if that's what he thought it was, i told him probally, he asked if that was all i had and i told him yes. he told me to get rid of it and went back to his car to run me. he came back and gave me a warning ticket for speeding and told me to have a good day. all i did was close the ashtray and both times i was in dallas. i've had friends that the cops took their smoke too.

 

[mistaphuck]

I've heard storys like this before. I wonder with the new decriminalization laws if officers are directed to just confescate the weed and send you on the way. I have several friends of mine that are ex-cops and we've been friends since childhood, and none of them smoke weed ever! They drink like fish but no drugs whatsoever. So based on my experience, I dont think cops smoke weed, they have too much to lose and I think have to be test randomly or something like that. One of two things, he let you go b/c thats what he's been instructed to do. Or, he's a weed smoking cop lol. Find the second hard to believe, they are so anti drugs its sick. None of my buddies know I grow weed, nor would I ever tell them.

Question: where you baked on the drive home? If so, that prob how he spotted you. Driving under the influence or weed give tell tale signs. Drivers that are high often are over cautous, go well below the speed limit, then speeding up to the limit, then slowing down again. They often make slower than normal turns and elongated lane changes. It cause your stoned dude lol. So he saw that, followed for a few miles or so, then pulled you over. Also, its hard for the police to prove that you are dui on weed b/c they need a blood test to prove it and thats a bitch for them.

If you lived in FL where I live, and you gave up the weed, he would have taken you to jail. chances are you live in a state with easy MJ laws, so the best he could was get the drugs off of you.

yeah dude florida sux on weed law, 10 years for possession? fuck that

 

[upthearsenal]

i live in tx so by no means are the laws lenient. this year i had to pay a 1000 dollar ticket for having weed. no joke. from what i understand, at least down here, the cops get the tests when they get their physicals (my friend's dad is a pothead ex-cop) and they get a good heads up to when the next one is. idk about fl though.

that's really funny what you say about stoned drivers, just the other day this girl i've been talking to was giving me shit because i drive too slow and too cautious and she outlined a lot of the things you said. but yeah, i was really fucking stoned when i was coming home.

 

[upthearsenal]

i just smoked the little nug he left me with, asshole didn't even give me enough for a nice bowl. dick took all my cheese!

 

[Hayduke]

I worked with a dude (cooking) whose dirty pig whore wife works for the Escondido, Ca PD...she steals booze and buds for her husband...he was the new guy, and as soon as he told me that I knew to steer clear of the douche bag.

 

[BluffinCali]

I had the same thing happen to me down in Mexico, right down by k-58 we got stopped by a random police car, they took all the weed we had which wasnt all that much cause when we went down to surf we only took what we could smoke cause you dont wanna be bringing anything back. The real bummer was the couple of sick glass pieces I had that were worth a few hundred bucks, but being one of the first times I had been down into Mexico I was relieved that I wasnt getting arrested or something. Never ran into the stoner cop in the US, come to think of it though Ive never been caught with weed period here in the states, but being in California and having my liscense its completely re-assuring as long as I dont have any sort of weight on me.

 

[racerboy71]

i would just be glad that the leo let you go.. i did something completely stupid last year on a flight to europe.. i had like a gram of bud, rolled a j to smoke before my flight, and through the rest of the nug into a camel snuz metal box just so that i didn't have the bud hanging around on my coffee table.. about five or ten minutes before i was ready to leave, i saw the camels laying on the table and through them on the top of my suitcase as i had bought them for the flight to europe as you can't smoke on the plane and completely forget about the bud.. get to the airport, and of course they pull me out of line and search all my shit.. i wasn't worried in the least as i had completely forgetten that i had that nug in the metal container with the chewing tobacco stuff.. dude goes to open the box and asks what was in it, and i told him chewing tobacco for the flight.. he opens the one, and it was just the chewing tobacco.. finds another one, and i'm all, that's just another camels things, no biggy.. dude opened it up, and i nearly shit my pants.. i told him that i had forgetten about it, and that he could just throw it in the trash, yeah right, like that was going to happen.. i turn around and there are now three of the cities cops standing behind me.. i was soo screwed, and all for under a gram of bud.. they take me to the holding cell at the airport, and i'm watching the clock the whole time.. i was like, well, my plane just left, fuck.. about an hour or so later, the real popo show up and take me to a holding center that had to be the most nasty, cockroach infested cell i've ever had the displeasure of being in.. about one thirty am, i see the video judge and get ror.. find a cab and get back to the airport.. the fucking place was closed.. waited to about five am when they open to find out that my ticket is now worthless, and it would cost me close to two grand for a new round trip tix to italy, where my girl had been since the day before waiting for my dumb ass.. they had already sent my non carry on luggage to milan without me.. when i got there, i had to hope and prey that it was there.. it was thankfully.. tried to have a good time on my vacation, but i was so stressed and just pissed at myself for being so stupid.. about two or three weeks later when i went to court, i had to pay about a two hundred dollar fine and all charges were dropped against me.. such a waste of time and about two grand for a gram of bud that i had completely forgotten about...
i so wish that airport security gaurd would have taken my bag and tossed me a bud instead of what he fucking did..

 

[mistaphuck]

i would just be glad that the leo let you go.. i did something completely stupid last year on a flight to europe.. i had like a gram of bud, rolled a j to smoke before my flight, and through the rest of the nug into a camel snuz metal box just so that i didn't have the bud hanging around on my coffee table.. about five or ten minutes before i was ready to leave, i saw the camels laying on the table and through them on the top of my suitcase as i had bought them for the flight to europe as you can't smoke on the plane and completely forget about the bud.. get to the airport, and of course they pull me out of line and search all my shit.. i wasn't worried in the least as i had completely forgetten that i had that nug in the metal container with the chewing tobacco stuff.. dude goes to open the box and asks what was in it, and i told him chewing tobacco for the flight.. he opens the one, and it was just the chewing tobacco.. finds another one, and i'm all, that's just another camels things, no biggy.. dude opened it up, and i nearly shit my pants.. i told him that i had forgetten about it, and that he could just throw it in the trash, yeah right, like that was going to happen.. i turn around and there are now three of the cities cops standing behind me.. i was soo screwed, and all for under a gram of bud.. they take me to the holding cell at the airport, and i'm watching the clock the whole time.. i was like, well, my plane just left, fuck.. about an hour or so later, the real popo show up and take me to a holding center that had to be the most nasty, cockroach infested cell i've ever had the displeasure of being in.. about one thirty am, i see the video judge and get ror.. find a cab and get back to the airport.. the fucking place was closed.. waited to about five am when they open to find out that my ticket is now worthless, and it would cost me close to two grand for a new round trip tix to italy, where my girl had been since the day before waiting for my dumb ass.. they had already sent my non carry on luggage to milan without me.. when i got there, i had to hope and prey that it was there.. it was thankfully.. tried to have a good time on my vacation, but i was so stressed and just pissed at myself for being so stupid.. about two or three weeks later when i went to court, i had to pay about a two hundred dollar fine and all charges were dropped against me.. such a waste of time and about two grand for a gram of bud that i had completely forgotten about...
i so wish that airport security gaurd would have taken my bag and tossed me a bud instead of what he fucking did..

thats fucking hella gay dude

 

[upthearsenal]

wow, that's really fucking crazy man.

yeah, i am very lucky, i realize that. i've been to jail a few times and am really trying not to get fucked again. to be honest, i think i've decided to never have weed on me in public anymore, it really isn't worth it.

 

[Supgee3]

Yo that's crazy hah... I didn't think shit like that happened.... but I also never saw any cop turn on their lights and purposely run a red light... and then shut the light off seconds after until I went to the USA!!!

That shit doesn't happen in Canada really

 

[racerboy71]

yeah, it was fucking gay, and the best part was that the damn airport security people acted like they had just stopped a terrorist plot to blow up a damn plane or some shit.. all walking around with their chests puffed out and shit, and that was the women.. than this young douche comes up to me in the cell and asks me if what i had was indeed marijuna or was it wet .. in my city, they lace usually like peppermint leaves with angel dust and sell it under the name of wet... i was all thinking to myself if this douche had ever smelled wet, he wouldn't even be asking me if my gram of bud was indeed bud or wet.. i had to laugh at this asshole honestly.. and the worst part was watching these jerkoffs tearing through my luggage for the fifth time and just throwing all of my nice new clean clothes all over the filfthy jail house floor searching for god knows what else.. i was getting pissed at this one lady who had sat and watched three others dig through all of my shit only to decide that they weren't thourough enough and decided that she had to have her filfthy hands all over my shit before throwing it all on the floor..
i was soo pissed at myself for being so stupid.. it would have been one thing if i were trying to be slick and smuggle something onto the flight, but to have drugs in a lil metal box on the top of my suitcase was just beyond stupidity on my part.. i even told them.. if i was trying to smuggle something, i surely wouldn't have put it into a metal box and put it on the top of my suitcase, but they weren't buying it.. there must be some really stupid people in the wolrd who have tried such things is all i could think of..

 

[mistaphuck]

not really weed related, but one time I when I was around thirteen or fourteen I was at the bus depot waiting for my bus and I had like 30 mins to kill, and there is a massive parking garage built onto it so I decided to go to the top floor of it to get a good view. now mind you I have gotten jumped a few times around town so naturally I walk around about as armed as I can be, I was carrying this real nice stiletto style pocket knife my dad gave to me and a few other pocket knives, and a roll of pennys I use as a fist stuff. well while I was up there the security car pulls up next to me and the guy gets out and asks me what I was doing, I told him I was just killing time and he tells me I'm not allowed to be up there unless I have a car to park and that I have to follow him to the security office. I told him I was unaware of that rule and that I would cooperate. when we get to the security office (which is a room with giant windows for walls) there's two other rent a cops there, one mexican looking dude and this big fat bitch. they tell me they have to pat me down I said "well I have a couple of knives why don't I just empty my pockets?" as I pull them out this fat bitch grabs my arm, like twists me around and shoves me up against the glass and starts patting me down. It was embarrassing as hell everyone in the bus depot was watching me. they confiscated all my knives because the bus depot is apparently a school zone, another fact I was unaware of. the lady took all my knives hands them to the Mexican dude and says take those down to APD for destruction. and he jumps right to attention and salutes, not joking then takes off. I was hella pissed, they were going to take my fist stuff but I informed them they had no right to confiscate any of my currency. now Im not allowed back at the transit center. fucking rent a cops with nothing else to do besides hassle drunk native people.

 

[meliska420]

I just moved from Texas and my sis was a lawyer's assistant out there and some of her cases were for people having under a gram and getting almost six months in jail. Fuuuuuck that

 

[sirwolf]

crazy stuff. makes for good stoned reading tho. thanks for that. +rep