2 weeks sober Drug Test in FOUR DAYS

zelfna90

zelfna90

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Before i was sober i quit for about 2 weeks then i smoked for a week once every day.. Now i drink green tea and water i also worked out...and i was drinking that when i smoked too. I used a vaporizer in that week. So im starting to worry but im going to work out and drink around 65oz's of water and some green tea. Do you think im good or not or should i do some thing else..
 
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growone

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from what i understand, it's probably about a month or so after your last smoking session that is the typical detection limit
but that does vary quite a bit, the amount of body fat is a big factor, it holds onto the THC
the best way to be sure it to home test with a good test kit
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
growone said:
from what i understand, it's probably about a month or so after your last smoking session that is the typical detection limit
but that does vary quite a bit, the amount of body fat is a big factor, it holds onto the THC
the best way to be sure it to home test with a good test kit
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great advice on the home test .. its always a good way to make sure before you have to take the one that counts..
i was going to ask your weight and height also.. as thc is fat soluble, the leaner your body is, the quicker the thc seems to move out of your body, and the more fat that you have, the longer.. i'm about six foot four inches, and about two thrity or so, so the thc just loves me, lol.. and tends to take a bit longer to leave my body then say a girl who is five foot nothing and weighs about one hundred pounds..
i also have to take monthly ua's, not for probation or a job or anything like that, and i recently just got myself a whizzinator and some quick fix synthetic urine and a shit ton of hand warmers and have been using them with success for the past three or so months.... i know its a lil late now to be buying any of this stuff, but if your going to be taking ua's on the regular, its money well spent imho..
 
doowmd

doowmd

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I'm telling ya man, from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, that drinking the things you've been drinking (large amt.s of h2o and tea) WILL GET YOU PAST A PISS TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've passed four different tests doing basically the same thing: drinking lots of vitamin waters, teas, water, o.j., plus getting exercise during work that I think help sweat the shit out of me too. On the day of the piss test, make up one of those frozen minute maid o.j. cans............drink the ENTIRE amt. u make (36 oz I think), then commence to drinkin water. Buy a case of bottled water and drink one whenever ur thirsty. drink as many bottles as you can before yopur test, after you drink the oj. try to piss at least once after youv'e drank the o.j AT HOME!!!!!! Then drink drink drink on your way to the test. Piss as soon as you get there. Then drink drink drink. There's usually a fountain at the places I was tested (I was to paraniod to drink bottled water. Thought they'd know I was trying to beat the test lol) But anyway, I passed 2 seperate tests for a temp agency (one when I got hurt at the factory and had to piss RIGHT THEN! but i had been drinking water consistently and passed easily!) one for my parole officer a few yrs back, and one at a hospital for a doctor wanting to make sure i was 'clean' before he p[rescribed me narcotics! lmao!!! I'm telling u dude, w/ 100% confidence that THIS METHOD WILL PASS A URINE ANALYSIS FOR YOU!
 
1gamma45

1gamma45

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I have personaly gone from smoking like 3-5times a day for years to nothing and drinking 1 gallon of green tea everyday for 2 weeks and pissed clean every single time. Am a big guy too so if it works for it will work for anyone.

FYI dont be lazy and buy per made green tea go buy green tea bags and brew it yourself let the tea bags seep as long as you can the longer the better but the tea a will become more bitter the longer it seeps.

The only drug test I ever failed wasnt because of weed it was because of my ADHD meds and the dumb ass that called didnt speak english and had no Idea what I was saying so they sent back a report that I failed.
 
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growone

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i have no knowledge on time, have heard the beginning of the urine stream is a bit 'dirtier' than the rest, so pissing off the first bit before the sample cup is supposed to help
another item i have heard about(haven't tried) is oatmeal, oatmeal absorbs fats from the blood, and possibly some thc with it, shouldn't hurt in any event
 
bigv1976

bigv1976

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Hey listen I was on parole for 5 years and smoked every day. Drink plenty of watter and you will be fine.
 
ilove2sell

ilove2sell

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bigv1976 said:
Hey listen I was on parole for 5 years and smoked every day. Drink plenty of watter and you will be fine.
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Lots of water? R U serious? That is the craziest thing I have ever heard... If you just had to drink water to piss clean don't ya think that the rest of the world would have figured this out and this question would have never been asked....
 
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