MyNameIsHead
Well-Known Member
So as pot heads most likely the majority of this forums users are fans of television. Be it educational, comedy, music, or news channels, we have all seen them. The dreaded anti-drug campaign commercials. They are more annoying than the Chuck Norris jokes, more ridiculous than the electoral college, and about as useful as "Just Say No" for the Abstinence Campaign. Lets take a look, shall we?:
A girl walks into her kitchen. She is ripped off of some good shit. So she figures to look in the fridge to solve her cotton mouth problem. All of a sudden we see a dog jump into a chair and start talking to his hippie master. Apparently he doesn't like it when she smokes, then he goes off to his doggy duties.......
Seriously, what the fuck? Would anyone seriously take their pets opinions seriously?
"Master, I think that you should vote for Hilary Clinton in the coming election."
"Hey Fido...you eat your own shit..."
That's what I thought...
Then there was the cartoon one. About as funny as Ashlee Simpson's singing career. A dude and his chick are sitting at a bench. All of a sudden this fucking alien flies in out of fucking no where. He walks up and the dude is like
"Weed?"
and the alien is like
"Naw bro I don't chiefa the reefa."
All of a sudden the dude's chick is like
"Word?! You don't puff the herb?"
And he's like
"Word."
so she skips off into the sunset with this straight edge alien.
Okay, a pot head had to think of that one
"Ahahaha ok bro so this alien comes flyin' in on this dude chillen with his bitch and smokin' an L."
Fucking stoners...
Then there is the ones that are supposed to make you feel bad. Like killing your grandmother because you didn't show up for brunch.
Nice, guilt trip a whole generation into a fear driven life.
"Oh my God! I can't walk the dog, because then MySpace will get shut down and no one wants that."
And some girl turning into a deflated little skut. "She has been like that ever since she started smoking marijuana (who the fuck calls it marijuana). She doesn't do anything but sit around." Uhuh... so they are saying that pot heads can't function. Because there has never been a successful pot head... Right...
Then there is this new one that has this little Spanish slut talking in a horrible Latin racist as fuck accent about how she got "so stoned" and a provocative picture of her somehow got loose, even to peers she was close with. Since when does weed make your clothes come off? I don't know about you but if I don't remember taking my clothes off I was probably way too high to take them off myself.
So these drug fueled, soldiers in the army fighting the War On Drugs, are highly exaggerated pieces of shit that show that word as if smoking weed makes you a killer, terrorist, rapist, communist, racist, and AIDS infested.
Now is it just me or do these commercials actually promoting drug use? To me they do.
A girl walks into her kitchen. She is ripped off of some good shit. So she figures to look in the fridge to solve her cotton mouth problem. All of a sudden we see a dog jump into a chair and start talking to his hippie master. Apparently he doesn't like it when she smokes, then he goes off to his doggy duties.......
Seriously, what the fuck? Would anyone seriously take their pets opinions seriously?
"Master, I think that you should vote for Hilary Clinton in the coming election."
"Hey Fido...you eat your own shit..."
That's what I thought...
Then there was the cartoon one. About as funny as Ashlee Simpson's singing career. A dude and his chick are sitting at a bench. All of a sudden this fucking alien flies in out of fucking no where. He walks up and the dude is like
"Weed?"
and the alien is like
"Naw bro I don't chiefa the reefa."
All of a sudden the dude's chick is like
"Word?! You don't puff the herb?"
And he's like
"Word."
so she skips off into the sunset with this straight edge alien.
Okay, a pot head had to think of that one
"Ahahaha ok bro so this alien comes flyin' in on this dude chillen with his bitch and smokin' an L."
Fucking stoners...
Then there is the ones that are supposed to make you feel bad. Like killing your grandmother because you didn't show up for brunch.
Nice, guilt trip a whole generation into a fear driven life.
"Oh my God! I can't walk the dog, because then MySpace will get shut down and no one wants that."
And some girl turning into a deflated little skut. "She has been like that ever since she started smoking marijuana (who the fuck calls it marijuana). She doesn't do anything but sit around." Uhuh... so they are saying that pot heads can't function. Because there has never been a successful pot head... Right...
Then there is this new one that has this little Spanish slut talking in a horrible Latin racist as fuck accent about how she got "so stoned" and a provocative picture of her somehow got loose, even to peers she was close with. Since when does weed make your clothes come off? I don't know about you but if I don't remember taking my clothes off I was probably way too high to take them off myself.
So these drug fueled, soldiers in the army fighting the War On Drugs, are highly exaggerated pieces of shit that show that word as if smoking weed makes you a killer, terrorist, rapist, communist, racist, and AIDS infested.
Now is it just me or do these commercials actually promoting drug use? To me they do.
, ok I might be 
embarrassing myself here but no-one here finds weed an aphrodisiac? I do 
