Your first time smoking weed..

[NirvAnamation]

Anyone care to share their first time smoking ?

The first few times I smoked I never got high, then like a year later my friend got some GOOD shit from wherever, (I didn't know how good it was at the time, but looking back on it..it was amazing) and we made a ghetto bottle pipe. We snuck behind his house, and smoked till be felt it...and boy did we feel it. All I can really remember from the high is laying down with my eyes closed, with what I know now would be 'close eyed visuals (as much as you can get with weed anyway) and it felt like my mind was racing! and ohh the euphoria

 

[DudeLebbowski]

I smoked swag 3 years ago for my first time. I was in space for 5 hours. Somewhere along the way we went to Sonic and got a root beer float and I 'gasmed

 

[venacular]

LMFAO, the first time I got high I ended up running around the outside of the house thinking I was freezing to death and it was the middle of summer! The shit I was smokin made me paranoid as a M Fker. It really messed up my shit!

 

[NirvAnamation]

LMFAO, the first time I got high I ended up running around the outside of the house thinking I was freezing to death and it was the middle of summer! The shit I was smokin made me paranoid as a M Fker. It really messed up my shit!

Damn! That would be funny as hell to see

I smoked swag 3 years ago for my first time. I was in space for 5 hours. Somewhere along the way we went to Sonic and got a root beer float and I 'gasmed

Root beer floats make me 'gasm with out weed haha

 

[Benassi]

First time was with a chick on her front porch from a pipe, didn't get high. Was some unknown kush.

First time ACTUALLY getting high was the second time smoking, at a party with my long time friend (later dealer). OG Kush from a steamroller and took the biggest god damn'd milky hit ever and coughed up a lung. Burnt so bad I spent 20 minutes choking and coughing outside drinking water cooling my torched throat. Right after that my nipples were so hard them shits could of cut diamonds and I did not have a face as far as my sense of touch was concerned. It was awesome I was fucking blown.

Been on it for years!

 

[khm916]

I was in eighth grade and bought an 1/8 for 60, once i got home i went to my side yard and sat down and learned then and there how to roll up doobies...it took a couple trys but i got a somewhat smokeable jay rolled and just sat there smoking it in my ivy overgrown side yard watching the smoke flow through the leaves. I was so baked.

 

[blazin256]

first time i got high i was drinking too. i was puttin lamp shades on my head, almost knocking pictures off the wall, callin a friend fat (fatty mc fat fat to be exact) woke up the next morning and went to krispy kreme.

 

[Doiremick]

Seems there's a lot of similarity so far, first smoke didn't touch me either although I was too pussy to try more than I did, judging by todays rate it wouldn't have got my dog stoned never mind me, first time stoned was unreal I got this hash off my uncle, grey on the inside and dark black on the outside (still to this day can't find out what it was) I had 1 joint as me and my uncle took a walk, I got home and phoned the chippy (fast food) for a delivery..... I couldn't move when I heard the knock on the door Aw good times

Any help on finding out what hash it was would be deeply appreciated also.

 

[purplehazin]

I also didnt get high my first time. I took maybe a whole bowl full of some mids and didnt really feel a thing. Maybe a week later I got ahold of some better herb and made a gravity bong from a Snapple bottle. That still to this day was the most baked Ive ever been. Sometimes I wish I could go back, 10-15 years ago and be as high as I was then lol.

 

[zhn0k]

i was in 5th grade.

this kid found his brothers pipe with a bowl packed and he gave it to me.

i did get high...

 

[littleflavio]

i get high on my 3rd try, i was swimming w/o water of course and i really felt like the waves are synchronizing with every stroke i pull. and to the point like i was shouting shark! shark! shark! my whole family was wondering what i was doing.

 

[FuzzyHaze]

It took me me a couple times before I got high my first time, but the first time really high was awesome. We went to my friends house and were smoking out of a homemade gallon milk jug bong and had a hookah going with salvia miked in with the tobbacco. I was completely couch locked but somehow made it home and dumped out 2 full bags of chips on a table and then went to town on them. It was like a mountain of chips on a table.

 

[ChronicTron]

OK, so my first time smoking with Mary? It was mid October pretty warm night for this time of year, 2nd week of college and I wasn't there for sports so fuck it. My roommate calls after class say's "Yo, u got five bux I can borrow.""Sure", I say. Come to room... I guess 409. I go, he's like yeah I need it to buy weed your definatley welcome to chill and smoke. Though he all knew I wanted to try it due to previous discussions. So the bowl is packed, Toke it, Hold it, Choke it, Pass it, Repeat... Nothing. So we chill for a bit, pre-roll a blunt and play some Tekken. Maybe I was high because I was killing it in Tekken and these kids play in tournaments.
So after watching this event that is as complicated to understand, as cosmical electrodynamics, we go to smoke another bowl on the balcony. As Jon lights the bowl I said "wait don't some of the R.A.'s live in the building across form us". As if orchestrated every one agreed, and we go to our room to continue to the balcony for the bowl. So we go to the bedroom, put on some chill music take some requests for a playlist and begin. That did the trick, I start geeking out and so does everyone else. We get on break out the camera make a bunch of stupid videos which there are clips of some of them floating around the internet.
At the drop of a hat we're bored and we need to take over the living room for some halo 2 "Sweet"! Only one problem though another roommate, a temp-roomate and his girlfriend. My trump card everything in the living room consist of my xbox and my flat screen, so I politely insist upon vacating the premisess, "Ha, Yeah right", Ha YEAH right, Ha Yeah right? Are u serious the nerve of this kid this 6' 4" 240lbs KID. Yeah kid! Yu-gi-oh cards, pokemon cards, naruto headband on a daily basis, samurai sword practicing kid. If you've ever seen the movie "How-High", you'll understand when I say that I "Powered" him, snatched the remote and sprayed them with air freshener like roach spray and rangled them in to there room. And so the halo proceeded, against each other, together, online, and so on, and so forth. Pizza and a movie, goodbyes, and see you later's. Just an overall soon to be regular, evening. Since that time we added a second television spades more blunts bongs booze broads more blunts and happiness. The End............................................................................................................................... ....... ........... .........................
.....Or the beginning?

 

[Saerimmner]

day i tried weed was also the first time i ever did a 3L bottle/lung/whateveryou call it, needless to say i dont remember a lot about it(only 14 at the time) but woke up the next morning next to a girl i didnt know(both naked) an we ended up going out for over 3 years lol, seems longer than 15years ago tho lol

 

[The sim's Bob Newbie]

I remember my first time - with my mum. She's not a stoner, but she got me some to try from someone she works with so I could experiment "in a controlled environment" - hell, it was brill! Went to bed straight after and tripped like I've never tripped since...most VIVID visuals ever, it was actually like how I imagined LSD to be at the time.

I hardly smoked for the 7-8 years after...but I remember once I got stoned to hell in my room listening to "Lemonjelly.ky" and "Telegram" by Bjork - until the trip went bad a few hours later it was bloody amazing! (Having said that - I think the bad trip may have been a different day...)

 

[PineAppleLover]

I was soooo blazed I just sat and stared at the sky and when my friend pulled out his phone I was like DUUUUUUUUUDEEEE Howdd you dooooo thatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt then when I tried walking I kept falling down LMFAO I think I smoked some fire

 

[DudeLebbowski]

I also listened to "Dark Side of the Moon" for the FIRST time from start to finish.
I basically spoiled myself the best I could with what I could get out of music high. Sadly, it will never be the same.

You can't win the fuckin' lottery twice

 

[Johnny Retro]

7th grade summer. Had to walk about 10min to a park to pick up from this kids cousin. I was told to hold the weed. Kept it in my hand for some reason? not sure why but i remeber distinctivly smelling my hand a shitload, unfamilar with the smell of weed curious to this new scent. Didnt smoke it that night. Slept over at my friends house then smoked that morning out of his home made crackhead pipe. It was me, 2 other kids, and the kids hugeeee white fluffy ass dog, not sure on the breed. Smoked it went back into his house and started throwing ice pops at eachother lol. Ohhh good old days

 

[at0m666]

Christmas, good regs, blown. Called my Mom and then talked shit to people on Halo 2 for about an hour. Rambled about a girl I wanted to screw, looked in the mirror and was amazed at how detailed things looked. I turned sixteen 5 days before Christmas and it was like the perfect gift for both.

 

[at0m666]

It took me me a couple times before I got high my first time, but the first time really high was awesome. We went to my friends house and were smoking out of a homemade gallon milk jug bong and had a hookah going with salvia miked in with the tobbacco. I was completely couch locked but somehow made it home and dumped out 2 full bags of chips on a table and then went to town on them. It was like a mountain of chips on a table.

that was the funniest, most retarded as fuck thing i have ever heard. thank you, you have made my day.