And yet another great attribute of titties: either whole or part, they always intoxicate us and leave us wanting more. Did I say I love titties?
i purposefully read slow to imagine the tone of the writer and your avatar is making me laugh everytime i see it.
tits thread brought me endless joy already! hooray for fun bags! i think there's something about the word tits. it's really satisfying to say, so for the readers i've included a couple different lines that show how diverse tits really are.
1. you win the lottery: 'holy tits are you serious?!?!'
2. you don't win the lottery: 'awww tits....'
3. you're back in middle school: 'jimmy you big tit! that's MY sandwich!'
4. you're complimenting a girl: 'you have..... such luscious tits...'
5. you're offending a girl that made you mad: 'i'm gonna punch you in the tits!'
6. you're hungry: 'god i could eat two bowls of tits right now...'
7. you're full and joking about it: 'aw man i'm full as tits. if you squeeze me hard enough the milk will come back out.'
8. you stub your toe in an elementary school and don't want to be vulgar: 'aw tits on fire that hurt!'
9. you stub your tit in an elementary school and forget where you are: 'ow my fucking tit!'
10. you're being chased by monster and you're scared: 'hold me against your tits...'
the list goes on forever! tits to infinity and beyond!!