My urinalisis results LMAO

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PlutonicChronic

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Unfortunately I was busted in March of 2010 and my first drug test was 2 weeks ago. So I go for a follow up report today and the dumb bitch probation officer said my last drug test had one of the highest marijuana levels she had ever seen ( so im laughing my ass of inside my head)

Out of curiousity I ask her what it was and the bitch said "988". Could she of meant 988ng/mL? If so- I find that hilariously funny since the cutoff for testing positive is only 50ng/mL.

That would mean I tested 20 times above the legal limit...
Bill > Uranalisis = OWNED.

I guess buying ounce after ounce and smoking as much as humanily possible while I still could (before my probation started) would result in something like this.

LMAO
- Bill from Georgia, roughly the 20 millionth casualty in the war on grass. Vote for your pro MJ candidates this upcoming election. If you don't vote then you deserve to go to jail over pot.
 
Auzzie07

Auzzie07

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PlutonicChronic said:
Unfortunately I was busted in March of 2010 and my first drug test was 2 weeks ago. So I go for a follow up report today and the dumb bitch probation officer said my last drug test had one of the highest marijuana levels she had ever seen ( so im laughing my ass of inside my head)

Out of curiousity I ask her what it was and the bitch said "988". Could she of meant 988ng/mL? If so- I find that hilariously funny since the cutoff for testing positive is only 50ng/mL.

That would mean I tested 20 times above the legal limit...
Bill > Uranalisis = OWNED.

I guess buying ounce after ounce and smoking as much as humanily possible while I still could (before my probation started) would result in something like this.

LMAO
- Bill from Georgia, roughly the 20 millionth casualty in the war on grass. Vote for your pro MJ candidates this upcoming election. If you don't vote then you deserve to go to jail over pot.
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Been there. Done that. Stay strong.
 
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PlutonicChronic

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Thanks Auzzie, even though half my net worth has been wiped out by the government, my resolve has only been strengthened. I am now pursuing membership in my local NORML chapter.

Brandon- OK it might be harsh.. but then again so are the MJ laws perpetuated by our leaders.. they must be overthrown. You HAVE to vote pro MJ candidates if you are a MJ smoker, it is your patriotic duty. That being said... ofcourse no1 deserves to be thrown in jail for a plant it is insane.. but I figured a statement like I made might motivate that 1 more person to vote.

By the way, does anyone think my P.O. meant ng/mL? Is that even possible to have a reading of 988 ng/mL?
 
brandon.

brandon.

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PlutonicChronic said:
Brandon- OK it might be harsh.. but then again so are the MJ laws perpetuated by our leaders.. they must be overthrown. You HAVE to vote pro MJ candidates if you are a MJ smoker, it is your patriotic duty. That being said... ofcourse no1 deserves to be thrown in jail for a plant it is insane.. but I figured a statement like I made might motivate that 1 more person to vote.
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Regardless, I'm going to vote for who I think is going to be better overall. So far it's not looking good for the pro MJ candidate.
 
abudsmoker

abudsmoker

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sorry to hear about your bust it happens but shit man shes going to make your life hell if you keep giving her those readings
 
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PlutonicChronic

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That was my first test, so I was allowed to be dirty. I have since quit smoking pot :(

I know there are other issues besides pot. That being said, I will not vote for anyone that thinks you should be jailed over a plant.

I know it sounds narrow minded to choose a candidate over pot, but let me explain -

Being arrested for marijuana took half my net worth (over 2 thousand dollars)

It also took my scholarship away and I was previously eligible. (hope scholarship, free ride through college in Georgia- and I worked damn hard for it)

It took my drivers license even though I was no where near a steering wheel.

I can't get a license to carry weapons for the next 5 years. This effects my personal safety since I planned on starting a business similar in nature to a pawn shop.. I don't know if that's a reality anymore since the gov is taking all my money.

Now I pour concrete at $11 an hour, sometimes 20 hour days (hard buisness) just to retain my freedom to pay off these gangsters. And it's hard to even get to work without a drivers license. I feel like a legal slave.

Needless to say I am having my rights violated pissing in a cup every week and can no longer partake in my hobby of smoking.

** The MJ laws have personally effected me more than any health care, economic, military, etc etc. and my life is basically in shambles**

So while it sounds narrow minded to vote based on a marijuana issue, realize people are unjustly having their lives turned upside down and you may be voting for a candidate that supports that.

I will be voting based on how I have been effected, and like I said- the marijuana laws have definitely hurt me more then any other political issue.
 
mcpurple

mcpurple

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i pissed at a level of 400 a month and a half after i quit i dont really think yours was the highest but pretty high. i to cant smoke do to probation cuz i was busted but i have medical marijauna and still cant smoke
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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Were you the person talking about smoking as much as possible before you get tested for probation, so you have nowhere to go but down?
 
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oOBe RyeOo

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PlutonicChronic said:
Thanks Auzzie, even though half my net worth has been wiped out by the government, my resolve has only been strengthened. I am now pursuing membership in my local NORML chapter.

Brandon- OK it might be harsh.. but then again so are the MJ laws perpetuated by our leaders.. they must be overthrown. You HAVE to vote pro MJ candidates if you are a MJ smoker, it is your patriotic duty. That being said... ofcourse no1 deserves to be thrown in jail for a plant it is insane.. but I figured a statement like I made might motivate that 1 more person to vote.

By the way, does anyone think my P.O. meant ng/mL? Is that even possible to have a reading of 988 ng/mL?
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I'm on probation also, the 988 is a score out of 1000... it doesn't necessarily mean 988ng/mL. My score was 12 and I thought I smoked a lot before I was put on probo, lmao!
 
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