Weed Hawk

[DudeLebowski]

So it seems everywhere i live there's one of these lovely creatures...
They seem to be docile and kind at first, offering free beers, cigarettes(if you smoke them) rides to the store...All things one would expect in a friend...

And then it seems that every time you're cracking your jar, wrinkling a baggie, spinning a grinder, or loading a bong.....BUHHHHHH GAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
from under the couch! behind the fridge! outa the bathroom! WEED HAWK.

The hawk tends to soar in, silently and slowly...usually with a yawn or stretch involved..some weird compulsion that the hawks cant seem to shake, these 'rituals' tend to differ between hawks, but all hawks have their own tick.

Before you know it half your doob/blunt or bowl pack has just been graciously shared with a now fleeting Weed Hawk who leaves with a siren call...BUH-GAW!(usually pronounced 'Peace Nigga I'm High')

SO!
down to buisness.
Do i shoot down these birds of prey, cold shoulder them,
or simply tell them to back off and buy some themselves?

I dont mind sharing, but i cant get the lid off my mason jar with out the scurrying of feet and flapping of gums about how someone didnt get that big of a hit last time....A ride to the gas station for pig-snacks and brew-ha's only goes so far right?

please help before i make ed gein look like an alright guy.
...has anyone else encountered hawks of this sort?

 

[HoLE]

hahahahaha,,roflmao,,I bet we all know one

Keep on Growin

HoLE

 

[DudeLebowski]

So sad....So true...

 

[GSTATUS]

Weed hawk central over here

 

[tahoe58]

hahahaha....love your approach to the literal sense.....a good enticing little read....excellent work man.....yea it like it human nature. but in my view it comes down to good friends would do that....they would be compelled to enter into the share agreement with a mutual respect for the others....schtuff!! so so so many "friends" are like shadows, only around when the sun shines, true friends are with you through the thick and thin, and even when its pourin' and thunderin' ! In my view it is totally within your right (and in a way an obligation to your own self) that you say no sorry, this is not to be shared. Sharing is a two way street. good luck man! walk on!

 

[gardenandcats]

I think we have all met one or two. Its up to you either stop sharing or ask them to pitch in some money..

 

[stemseed]

what do you do if youorrrr a weed waahhhhhhkkkk
i just love teh weed

 

[DudeLebowski]

hahahaha....love your approach to the literal sense.....a good enticing little read....excellent work man.....yea it like it human nature. but in my view it comes down to good friends would do that....they would be compelled to enter into the share agreement with a mutual respect for the others....schtuff!! so so so many "friends" are like shadows, only around when the sun shines, true friends are with you through the thick and thin, and even when its pourin' and thunderin' ! In my view it is totally within your right (and in a way an obligation to your own self) that you say no sorry, this is not to be shared. Sharing is a two way street. good luck man! walk on!

Le Sigh (that's french for "sigh dejectedly")

While i pack up rips for everyone i feel like this
but when i get the satisfaction of burning the biggest rip at the end, with all the keif, and still "breaking even" i feel alot more like this

all in all...i guess i'm just a sucker for battered animals.
sharing is caring right? well good karma will do its thing

Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

 

[tahoe58]

hey man....I totally underswtand.....its genuine human nature to share and feel good about it. My interest is in whether or not the balance is there with traffic on the two way street.....and only you can judge where you might be at? either way whatever it is it havs to feel right in your gut. good luck man!

***EDIT*** my reality is that I spent WAY too long in a relationship like 17 years....before realizing the traffic was really only going in one direction....there a big accident at the other end that kept any traffic from coming the other way.....

 

[stemseed]

 

[DudeLebowski]

i have a nice little montra i like to do while i pack em

"Loveloveloblublublublbublbubllove"

it's really fun to do to my puppy too.