Wana get rep!!!!!

CHEIF SMOKE

CHEIF SMOKE

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REMEMBER THIS IS MY PAGE..... IM NOT ARSED IL ARGUE WIV U ALL NIGHT, LET ME TELL YA, IL OPEN A NEW POST SPECIALLY 4 ME AND U 2 HAV IT OUT.... BUT DONT TRY CHAT SHIT 2 THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST CHILLIN ON ERE!! sorry nice people ov the post ...sum people jus wind me up :-)
 
CHEIF SMOKE

CHEIF SMOKE

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A man rushes into his house and yells at his wife 'Brenda, pack ya things. I've just won the lottery,'
Brenda replies, 'shall I pack for warm weather or cold?'
'I don't care,' says the man, 'just as long as you're out of the house by noon,'
 
budlet

budlet

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:clap:

thats you told. now off to bed youngstar because mummys not going to be pleased if you wake up for school late again with big red eyes.

idiots ? who the fuck are you man calling me an idiot.

sidetracked again........
 
budlet

budlet

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“You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.”
“Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly and disgustingly fat.
But tomorrow morning I, Winston Churchill, will be sober.”
 
budlet

budlet

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its a picture of some microscoped bud after a touch of vaping.
it has avoided being vaporised but now it is all alone.
 
CHEIF SMOKE

CHEIF SMOKE

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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I Buried the BODIES. Love Bubba

At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Bubba.
 
CHEIF SMOKE

CHEIF SMOKE

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welcome bak jesus.....nice 2 see u again,,,, post done quite well considering i cant spell?....
thanks for your advice..apreciated
 
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