Could You Survive A Zombie Outbreak?

SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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i have enough weapons and ammo to start a large militia..the first thing i would do is take the house on my corner..its a 2 story with great vantage points..i would man my blaser tactical 2 in 300 Winmag, and get headshots at 1000yds, then i would have my non zombie homies man the first floor, and perimeter with the assortment of assault rifles and semi auto shotguns i have..i have 10 cases of MRE's so food wouldnt be an issue for at least a few weeks, after we've taken out most of those brain suckers, i would set up small patrols to look for survivors, food, and water..

fuckin zombies wont stand a chance..
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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420God said:
I love how a lot of you would loot a gun store, pretty sure that wouldn't be the easiest!

Could you do in a family member if they changed?
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i would hogtie them and store them in the house next door until a cure was found..but if they got lose and it was me or them...then a slug to the head would be in their future.
 
Schmarmpit

Schmarmpit

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Avoid Walmart, it's already infested with zombies. That's the first place everyone will go.
Buy up all the guns, ammo, canned food, and water before hand. Have secure, secluded shelter. Lot's of weed.
Start killing animals now so that you can handle killing people in the future. Gacy did, and he was a master!
 
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The Mighty Rubber

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The Ebola Virus that is a 95% death rate is closely linked with zombification
What happens upon the death of the infected human is... Blood seeps out every pore and orafice of the body
How Fun!!!
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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420God said:
Have you ever really thought this out? I was just thinking that there are a lot of

people that live so close together in apartments and work right next to others in

cubicles that it would actually spread quite quick like the movies. I'm talking about

slower Zombies also, the fast ones kinda kill your chances. I live far out in the

country and of course have hunting munitions so I feel pretty safe. How would you

do?


Just to clarify, I don't think/hope this would ever happen.:bigjoint:
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Not only would i survive, I would garner a sick pleasure from it. only one gun, not enough munitions, but blades don't run out bullets :fire:
 
guy incognito

guy incognito

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I am patiently waiting for the day a zombie outbreak occurs too.

I also love how everyone here thinks that they will have advanced warning. And also be able to just loot ammo stores. As if every other person isn't gonna have the same thoughts or instinct for survival. I really doubt a zombie outbreak is gonna go from non existent to epidemic during a smoking session. You are probably gonna be in the real world, and probably get caught up in it. Pumping gas, minding my own business, and bam what's this? Oh an infected person attacking me (I don't even realize there is a zombie out break at this point).

But no you guys are right. A massive outbreak that nearly destroys humanity...each of you are probably the mental and physical elite that will somehow survive the onslaught. Hell you all won't just survive, you will thrive and prosper.
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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guy incognito said:
I am patiently waiting for the day a zombie outbreak occurs too.

I also love how everyone here thinks that they will have advanced warning. And also be able to just loot ammo stores. As if every other person isn't gonna have the same thoughts or instinct for survival. I really doubt a zombie outbreak is gonna go from non existent to epidemic during a smoking session. You are probably gonna be in the real world, and probably get caught up in it. Pumping gas, minding my own business, and bam what's this? Oh an infected person attacking me (I don't even realize there is a zombie out break at this point).

But no you guys are right. A massive outbreak that nearly destroys humanity...each of you are probably the mental and physical elite that will somehow survive the onslaught. Hell you all won't just survive, you will thrive and prosper.
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†LOL† I didn't come on this earth expecting to live forever, if I didn't survive it, tough shit, I just wanna have fun before I get taken out...I want to spend my last moments slicing and stabbing with a blunt in my mouth. Honestly, never been fond of blunts, but they burn slower, and in that instance, that would be a definite advantage... ;)
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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guy incognito said:
I'd smoke until I couldn't speak coherently and just stumble around looking for food. I would blend in perfectly.
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†LOL† it would be funny as shit if that worked...If I saw something like that I would laugh my fucking ass off...wouldn't be as fun as my method, but if it worked would work alot longer than mine ;)
 
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spleefed

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I love these kinds of threads. I live in a somewhat rural area. I have enough ammo (2 to 3 hundred rounds) and enough food in the pantry to last a good week without leaving my house. After a week or so I would think it would be safe enough to start venturing out on small excursions to resupply and take stock of the situation.

I would stay away from the heavily populated areas for a while because I think there would be too many trigger happy stoners shooting at anything that moved, zombie or not.

I'm pretty sure I would survive the zombie attacks but I'm not to sure I'd survive the chaos and anarchy that would surely follow.
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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It would be a trip, for sure....how much it would suck would be directly proportional to where I was at in flowering... ;)
A big influencing factor I'm not sure anyone has thought of is, how it happened initially? ie, if it were something that was at fastfood chain/s causing it, if it were an outbreak that started in a small area, like a particular facility, and spread from there....etc.
 
420God

420God

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RavenMochi said:
It would be a trip, for sure....how much it would suck would be directly proportional to where I was at in flowering... ;)
A big influencing factor I'm not sure anyone has thought of is, how it happened initially? ie, if it were something that was at fastfood chain/s causing it, if it were an outbreak that started in a small area, like a particular facility, and spread from there....etc.
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I would hope the initial would be over. That would really suck to have that worry in the equation, lol.:shock:
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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†LOL† I know, Damn me for bringing up that issue!!
hey, 420, ever see that simpson treehouse of horror episode where people ate krusty's burger² (cows fed beef then slaughtered to make burgers) and that started the zombie apocalypse? was some funny shit... :blmsoke:
 
spliffbazz

spliffbazz

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