Winter Woman
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I don't have a joke or a line for this one. But, when she blows, she's really gonna blow.
Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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Dirty Harry
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realmaple1
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I dont know if this was played but that monkey shat on the tigers.
[video=youtube;W0I0nMD4pXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0I0nMD4pXw[/video]
[video=youtube;W0I0nMD4pXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0I0nMD4pXw[/video]
Winter Woman
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I use to work with a guy from Jo Burg (?) He told me that our wild animals are different that the one in Africa. Ours, for the most part, can coexist with humans and yours usually doesn't. Is that true?
I think the resques were more accidental, I think the hippo was playing with the other animals, but it was awesome enough to see, and chances are always that things are more than what they seem...
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harveyjarvey
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WInter women, Try and keep it to Pictures and videos that make you laugh... We are very stoned and dont want to read. Youre awesome though just so you know
DST
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i went on a game walk with a zulu guide in hluhluwe umfolozi park, he told us, "if you see Leapord or a Lion, do not run....if you see an Elephant, run for your life!!!
......we then signed our forms (or our lifes away) and he promtly picked up his gun and said, "And now I have premission to shoot you, hahahaha", I was like, c'mon, is this Zulu humour, it's like the crack of piss O'clock, and I've got some guy telling me to run from Elephants, and that he can shoot me...was a fun day!!!! We were followed by giraffes!!!
......we then signed our forms (or our lifes away) and he promtly picked up his gun and said, "And now I have premission to shoot you, hahahaha", I was like, c'mon, is this Zulu humour, it's like the crack of piss O'clock, and I've got some guy telling me to run from Elephants, and that he can shoot me...was a fun day!!!! We were followed by giraffes!!!
Hydrotech364
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I spent 8 days in Mombasa Kenya in 1990.stayed in a Hotel in the canopy of the Jungle.There were probably 20 of us.A buddy of mine and I had had enough African Beer and Jungle swag in us to decide to shinny down the columns and go to the watering hole.We only got within 100 yards and all the tough guy in us went away.I don't remember how high those columns were but we made it back up them in a fuckin hurry.The next night we went into town and was about to go into a bar when a big ass doorman picked up a Prostitute and slammed her on her head,killed her instantly.Still went into the bar but thats another story.Africa is beautiful but I wouldn't recommend it to the Cancun Tourist.
I enjoy reading her post's. Pass-em over if you don't.
WW, Keep it up.
Winter Woman
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The Lone Ranger's
Last Request
Last Request
TheLone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...
"In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days."
YOU will be executed in three days."
"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
"What is your FIRST request???'
The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse."
"I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought
before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with
a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits
he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",
he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I will still kill you in two days."
"What is your SECOND request???"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a
voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
Silver again returns, this time with a
voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent
and spends the night.
and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief
is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"
is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But I will still kill you tomorrow."
"What is your LAST request ???"
The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."
"I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent.
and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent.
Oncethey 're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"READ MY LIPS!!!!"
FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...
"BRING POSSE"
Winter Woman
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LOL, I should have thought of that. I do need diamond rings. The BIG dangly kind.
can you hook me up with any diamonds?
i hear if you go to the source they are pretty cheap. from what i understand, diamonds are quit common.