1st lap dance....please tell

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jxpfeer

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one time a stripper kicked my buddy i the chest with her high heel. cuz she thought he heard her say something rude, when it was really someone on the other side of the stage.

they still kicked us out.
 
rowlman

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....ahhh, karate stripper!...thats whats nice about the variety of girls....she could of been cowgirl stripper and bullwhipped him...that might cost more though...lol
 
tafbang

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1st lap dance wasn't a professional one. it was from some girl in highschool who was smoking. anyways. after the lapdance I wasn't satisfied, so we fucked. was satisfied then
 
akgrown

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I remember my first, she was a tall brunette and was going to town on my tent pole. She started getting rauncy and she had me rubbing her puss and shit and at 19 I though it was flippin awesome. It was at The World Famous Body Shoppe in San Diego. I remember you pay the cover once then get a lifetime member card. It was a classy nice club but the two drink min(8 bucks a pop) turned me away. Now my wife makes sure I dont need a strip club and I am more than happy to accomidate her.
 
akgrown

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jxpfeer said:
one time a stripper kicked my buddy i the chest with her high heel. cuz she thought he heard her say something rude, when it was really someone on the other side of the stage.

they still kicked us out.
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My friends got kicked out of a club once but, I guess thats hat happend when you try to share you lunch and drinks with the stripper(he puked on her). I felt bad and tipped her a little extra for her troubles.
 
rowlman

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tafbang said:
1st lap dance wasn't a professional one. it was from some girl in highschool who was smoking. anyways. after the lapdance I wasn't satisfied, so we fucked. was satisfied then
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...I was always hoping to run into some little hottie from highschool dancing at a strip club...you know,one of the real shy ones who never talked...or better yet , one of the stuck up bitches that wouldn't talk to you at all...now shes whore'n it up for dollar bills...lol...but I never found one...lol
 
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jxpfeer said:
one time a stripper kicked my buddy i the chest with her high heel. cuz she thought he heard her say something rude, when it was really someone on the other side of the stage.

they still kicked us out.
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the first night I worked at a strip club there was a skinhead sitting center stage with his buddies.... one of the black girls got on stage, and just a few moments into her song, dude busts out with, "what's with all the fucking niggers!?"......
And she proceeded to do this badass roundhouse kick while on her back like a ninja turtle, and caught this fucker in the side of the head with her high heel.... and managed to do all this and make it enough of an 'accident' for us to kick him and his lil crew out.... Moral of the story, dont fuck with NoLa girls... especially the strippers :D
 
rowlman

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...that guy was an idiot...the best part for me is the variety. I joke saying "whore" and "slut" here, but I always have respect for the dancers...most of them put up with so much shit...it's amazing more assholes don't get a heel to the face for a coments like that.
...treating them like a whore for the evening is prefectly exceptable, it's part of the game, but theres no room for racism like that...unless your clubbin somewhere down south...then idk...lol
 
rowlman

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...no shit, the buffet at one place was killer...wings, a taco bar, little finger sandwiches....but the place smelled kinda fishy when they weren't cooking...so I stayed away from the food and stuck with the girls...lol
 
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rowlman said:
...that guy was an idiot...the best part for me is the variety. I joke saying "whore" and "slut" here, but I always have respect for the dancers...most of them put up with so much shit...it's amazing more assholes don't get a heel to the face for a coments like that.
...treating them like a whore for the evening is prefectly exceptable, it's part of the game, but theres no room for racism like that...unless your clubbin somewhere down south...then idk...lol
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new orleans.. bout as far south as it gets :)

rowlman said:
...no shit, the buffet at one place was killer...wings, a taco bar, little finger sandwiches....but the place smelled kinda fishy when they weren't cooking...so I stayed away from the food and stuck with the girls...lol
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where the fuck are you that your strip clubs have food? ... Much less a fucking buffet? That's just badass :D
 
rowlman

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Metro Detroit...outside the city they have a few places that serve menu food during the day and then a buffet at night...the smaller but classier places...it's been so long though the laws have probable changed...they put a crackdown on food in those places for some reason...it's pretty dark in there, I like to see what I'm eating so I usually stayed away from the food...lol

plus , you have some nasty pervs putting their hands all over nasty shit...then going thru the buffet with those hands...no thanks...lol
 
rowlman

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akgrown said:
I remember my first, she was a tall brunette and was going to town on my tent pole. She started getting rauncy and she had me rubbing her puss and shit and at 19 I though it was flippin awesome. It was at The World Famous Body Shoppe in San Diego. I remember you pay the cover once then get a lifetime member card. It was a classy nice club but the two drink min(8 bucks a pop) turned me away. Now my wife makes sure I dont need a strip club and I am more than happy to accomidate her.
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...I remember $8 for a beer 10 years ago...I don't even want to know what they charge now!...lol...I guess it's best to hit the little corner dive bar first to get loaded...then you won't have to drink so many of the $8 ones
 
Dizzle Frost

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rowlman said:
Metro Detroit...outside the city they have a few places that serve menu food during the day and then a buffet at night...the smaller but classier places...it's been so long though the laws have probable changed...they put a crackdown on food in those places for some reason...it's pretty dark in there, I like to see what I'm eating so I usually stayed away from the food...lol

plus , you have some nasty pervs putting their hands all over nasty shit...then going thru the buffet with those hands...no thanks...lol
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Haha i used to date a girl that worked at the Landing Strip but she was far from classy lol.


My first lap dance i will always remeber i guess. i just turned 18 and some older bikers brought me to this dirty roadside titty bar that has long since burned down.....the girl they got me was a cougar (mid 30s) kinda tall, dyed blonde hair and a huge set of "real " tits...its her perfume i never forgot for some reason, you know that baby powder/perfume stripper smell? Haha i was all nervous and shit, and they told er it was my first time. So she was real kewl and got extra sexy....she noticed i had sprung wood a lil bit when she was grinding, so she kinda slid down and bit my knob and laffed. I miss her sometimes when i think about that night....even tho im sure the last 20 something years have proly aged her like a saddlebag lol
 
rowlman

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Haha,you found it!.....You never forget that 1st one!...the dive biker titty bars are the best ones IMO
 
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Cheap Basterd said:
I agree with you. Bandaids on the niples. What the fuck. I like to be teased, that's just over the top. What next, fully clothed women doing household chores? We've gor Wives, Girlfriends for that. lol. It's a sad sad day for sure. at least we had it it good before it went all crazy.

Maybe we're the only ones posting because everyone is just too PC these days.
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Doesn't sound too bad actually. Cleaning and cooking.






Now, the nerves I had giving my first lapdance...

Try asking your girl really nicely so you don't need a trainee hooker. Take her shopping for sexy stuff. She'll have the ego boost of a lifetime and, well, you probably will get a bit more than you would from a lapdancer.
 
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