Duuuuude! Don't forget that if you want all female plants to make sure and give each plant a pill of Birth Control, crushed up in your water, the estrogen will turn them female. Also if you could pipe in some car exhaust, and then light a bunch of candles it will make more carbon dioxide which can triple your growth. The next thing you should do is get some black lights, you know the kind that make those funky velvet posters look kewl and stuff right? Black lights can quadruple the potency of your mary jane from a measly 10% THC content to an easy 40% THC content. 1 hit will knock you on yer ass for 3 days bro, im 100% serious and legit. Look at all the rep I have, I would not fib about this shit, try it, you will show these dumb asses how a real man grows!!!
Some other things you can try is snow hardening. You can make your plants tougher by setting them in the snow for a few hours each day, that will make them "ICE UP" with more fucking crystals than you have ever seen, it will look like someone poured sugar on your plants there will be so much icky sticky goodness. Also you can feed them grape kool aid, don't skimp on the sugar, this will do 2 things, 1 , the sugar is like super steroids for plants, and 2 the grape color will turn ordinary bag seed weed into the purple shit, hell yeah, you could kick it with the high class babes if you got that shiznit!!
