this is some funny shit
tell her your trying out a new way to deliver nutes your doing it with all your ladys called a deep wicking
this is some funny shit
how do i get this girl to get butt fuckked, i keep telling her that i want to give it to her in the butt but she keeps perking about it, she loves to fuck but wont take it in the butt!!!! what could i do
I didn't read the past 21 pages but this may have have come up in the conversation. Offer up your arse to be fcuked first. If you want to violate her in this manner then it's only fair that you should be a man and bend over for her. Might I suggest she get an English Cucumber and ram it up YOUR Hershey Highway first and see how it feels?
There seems to be a lot of latent homosexuality going on here.
gas rag her the when she passes out slip it up the old dirt road
A couple years ago me and the girl i was with got REALLY drunk and went for a romp in the bedroom, long story short it was doggy and at some point i had pulled out and when i went to get back in i accidentally entered the back door. Now this is the part that disturbs me, it weirded me out that i didnt notice i was fucking the hershey highway but the most unbelievable thing to ever happen during sex for me was this girl didnt realize i had it in her pooper. She actually came from anal without even realizing it was anal, in my drunk haze i looked down and started to realize something was up, my positioning was off... hmmm reach around front and... oh shit... sir we've entered uncharted waters. She still being completely oblivious to this and obviously enjoying herself i decided what the fuck just go with it and i kept on goin, not to long later i finish. now this is where shit gets all weird and embarrassing. I pulled out of this girls ass and got a hot cocoa mudslide all over my dick and on my satin zebra sheets and shes just turned around looking at me with her mouth dropped open like WTF and im sitting there with shit on my dick. She starts saying sorry im like wtf shes like wtf and we both got in the shower and it was awkward.
hows that for a first anal experience lol
haha... that's sort of how it always goes down....
yeah whoever's getting fucked should do an enema first... to avoid shit getting everywhere....![]()
That is what I said like 13 pages ago...
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A couple years ago me and the girl i was with got REALLY drunk and went for a romp in the bedroom, long story short it was doggy and at some point i had pulled out and when i went to get back in i accidentally entered the back door. Now this is the part that disturbs me, it weirded me out that i didnt notice i was fucking the hershey highway but the most unbelievable thing to ever happen during sex for me was this girl didnt realize i had it in her pooper. She actually came from anal without even realizing it was anal, in my drunk haze i looked down and started to realize something was up, my positioning was off... hmmm reach around front and... oh shit... sir we've entered uncharted waters. She still being completely oblivious to this and obviously enjoying herself i decided what the fuck just go with it and i kept on goin, not to long later i finish. now this is where shit gets all weird and embarrassing. I pulled out of this girls ass and got a hot cocoa mudslide all over my dick and on my satin zebra sheets and shes just turned around looking at me with her mouth dropped open like WTF and im sitting there with shit on my dick. She starts saying sorry im like wtf shes like wtf and we both got in the shower and it was awkward.
hows that for a first anal experience lol
Tucker Max had it worse.
how do i get this girl to get butt fuckked, i keep telling her that i want to give it to her in the butt but she keeps perking about it, she loves to fuck but wont take it in the butt!!!! what could i do