I need sex ideas... lol =)

cabeachbum

cabeachbum

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First you need to go to the fabric store and pick up about four yards of spandex. Then to the toy store [ toys r us will do ] and purchase a red firemans cap. Have your partner pull you to the corner of the bed. While lying on your back hoist both your legs into the air and get your ankles as close to your head as you can. Take the spandex and tie it to one ankle, loop it around your neck, and tie the other end to your other ankle. Then have him start poundin away. When your about to cum kick out both your legs and you will get a major rush [ so my ex tells me ] Then if you pass out he can put on the firemans cap and resesitate you...But be careful it can become addicting on both parts thats why shes my ex. It got to wierd if you can imagin that. But for simple sex rushes go find a nice public place and get to it.....Hope I helped.....:peace:
 
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Oisterboy

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Never fuck in a porta-potty. The back of the damn thing bends out as your going at it...scary as hell. The whole time you think its gonna break, and your gonna fall out the back of it.


I was drunk. End of story. :grin:
 
panhead

panhead

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Just bring home one of your girlfriends then you & your hubby go to town.

Nothin better i'd say.

Here's a silly pic just because.

 
Sublime757

Sublime757

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panhead said:
Just bring home one of your girlfriends then you & your hubby go to town.

Nothin better i'd say.

Here's a silly pic just because.

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"ORGAZMO!!!" and Choder Boy! Awesome fucking movie. Jizz-Master-Zero has got to be the best villain ever.
 
Live2Die420

Live2Die420

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I always love choking the bitch. Maybe you would like getting choked out? It offers an intense rush right before you pass out your partner lets go. Its hard though if you don't trust them that much. I could show ya if you'd like ha.
 
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