You Know You're a Stoner if....
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rollin in grass
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you know your a stoner when you have to read things twice to fully understand what it says
StonedPony
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you might be a stoner if you drive your car to the local convience store.....buy tons of snacks and walk home cause you forgot you drove your car there............yep i did it.
carl.burnette
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I had a guy that worked for me. HE was not the brightest bulb on the tree. He couldn't read, couldn't think etc. Totally fried his brain on hard stuff. We were all sitting around the lunch room one day on site & the topic of weed came up & someone said about how much it was by the oz & I was thinking hard to figure out how much that was per gram ( imperial to metric calculations) well this guy who we will call Stinky. he just rips through the entire conversion table just lickety split.
I have a college education, I run a company with about 10 employees but we do almost 10 million per year in volume. I own my house, I have had life insurance since a young age etc. A pretty got it to gether kinda guy. & heres Stinky who can do this complicated math in his head but can't spell his own name.
Hmm.. I swear, if he could put that much brain power into being a normal person in society his life would be much better..
Almost sad..
I have a college education, I run a company with about 10 employees but we do almost 10 million per year in volume. I own my house, I have had life insurance since a young age etc. A pretty got it to gether kinda guy. & heres Stinky who can do this complicated math in his head but can't spell his own name.
Hmm.. I swear, if he could put that much brain power into being a normal person in society his life would be much better..
Almost sad..
oOBe RyeOo
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If this was facebook, I would like this. lol... that's how you know you're a stoner.
xKuroiTaimax
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You know you're a stoner when you budget more for herbs while grocery shopping...
Pipe Dream
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wen you go to a site that ends with NL. U say dot northern lights.
prostheticninja
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Ok I got a few
You know your a stoner when zig zags are on your grocery list.
You know your a stoner when you try to unlock your ipod when it's off.
You know your a stoner when you walk in your house and immediately lock the door.
You know your a stoner if you wake up in the morning after smoking the night before, and have 16 lighters that aren't yours in your pocket. (me)
You know your a stoner when you know the way to McDonald's like the back of your had, but cant remember where your stash is.
You know your a stoner when you go to spit your gum out the window, and the windows down. (my friend)
You know your a stoner when zig zags are on your grocery list.
You know your a stoner when you try to unlock your ipod when it's off.
You know your a stoner when you walk in your house and immediately lock the door.
You know your a stoner if you wake up in the morning after smoking the night before, and have 16 lighters that aren't yours in your pocket. (me)
You know your a stoner when you know the way to McDonald's like the back of your had, but cant remember where your stash is.
You know your a stoner when you go to spit your gum out the window, and the windows down. (my friend)
Shouldn't the widow be down when spitting gum out?
TheStonerPrincess
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hahahaha that is so me
prostheticninja
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yeah i meant up woops
pilgram
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stoner........
I only caught it b/c I'm not stoned atm.
prostheticninja
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I was baked as all fuck when I was typing that. Then I put had instead of hand.
IregAt420
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I did both....some of us are responsible enough to keep it simple. Drink some beer, shoot some shots...smoke some weed. Play video games and talk shit. Great night.
MASS97
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Uhm...You scare me.