My Cat ate my Plant

[KronDonSmoker]

Sorry Guys I have to vent here I cant exactly have this as water cooler talk at work, But my baby Kandy Kush which was about 4 days out of the soil and one of these fucking cats Im watching for a preggo friend (just had the baby a few weeks ago). SO right now Im heated went to bed looking at a plant that was just at its 1st node and now its just a cup of fucking soil fuck cats I will never own or watch one again, maybe go to the Chinese Restaurant and eat some thats about it, Fuck cats if i hadnt said that already

 

[DB&ST]

Kill that kitty!

 

[mayor juana]

I gave my plant eating cat away because it would just piss me off too much. He loved to get high so he went to a stoner friend that didn't grow.

 

[Gafoogle]

Kill that kitty!

don't hurt the kitty!

 

[Perfextionist420]

my friend semi accidentally murdered his girlfriend cat, it clawed into his arm right after she left the room and he swung his arm which sent the cat flying against the wall. girlfriend comes back in the room asks whats wrong with the cat, he just gets up and leaves

 

[snapdragon]

Don't blame the cat, being curious and getting in trouble is part of their job description, and it's not like they have a lot of other responsibilities. Dog, cat, ferret...they all love those tender green vittles. If you have an animal you need to protect or isolate the plant until it's no longer tender (mine are in a locked room so I don't have to worry about it). Keep other plants around, and get some of that grass they sell for cats to nibble on. And don't forget a scratching pad, cat's gotta scratch, and it's either a pad/post or your furniture/carpet. Having animals is a commitment, like a baby in some ways. They'll get bored and they'll always find something to do.

In the meantime, get one of these things http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4438656&lmdn=Cat If you're mad at the cat, it's like the best way to torture him, let him chase it around until he's exhausted. And while you have the pleasure of applying torture, the cat loves it and will think you're the greatest guy in the world. Win -win.

 

[Michael Phelps]

Dude that sucks man im sorry... Honestly i know its hard but dont take it out on the cat man, its just there nature. My cat has got at my plants many of times, infact when i chop the i usually let my cat fuck with them.. He really only likes the fan leaves anyways..

Atleast it was just a little baby and not a month old..

 

[Karmapuff]

I caught my kitten trying to get at my plant countless of times, He loves everything about that space. The hps light, the huge pot of soil he can walk on, the smell of the plant but I don't blame him :]
I'm sorry the cat at the plant but be glad it wasn't bigger

 

[StonedPony]

Damn Dog ate my homework.

 

[Benassi]

Cats are shit animals. Self absorbed, selfish, spoiled assholes.

Least you can train a dog to not be an asshole.

 

[thedoc08]

Cats are useless. Literally. They don't do anything but eat, sleep, shit, and piss. At least dogs can develop a personality and interact with you. When was the last time any cat got a beer?

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[Michael Phelps]

Cats are shit animals. Self absorbed, selfish, spoiled assholes.

Least you can train a dog to not be an asshole.

I dont understand why people feel like they have to choose one animal over the other, trying to compare and what not, they are both completely different.

If self absorbed means being a more dependent animal then i agree...

As for dog's not being assholes, thats ridiculous, my dog is a huge asshole and he knows all the tricks in the book, fucker will steal your food at the blink of an eye.

 

[Michael Phelps]

Cats are useless. Literally. They don't do anything but eat, sleep, shit, and piss. At least dogs can develop a personality and interact with you. When was the last time any cat got a beer?

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Again this is stupid, ignorant, and wrong. Generally these are the assumptions made by someone who has never had or loved a cat.

 

[thedoc08]

I had two cats back when my other roommate was living here. Luckily an employee from the retirement home next door stole one. After living with 2 cats for 3 months, and 1 cat for an additional month, I can tell you, from experience, that cats are useless animals. Real men get dogs, big dogs, not some little dog that might as well be a cat. I have no problems with females owning small dogs or cats.

 

[Gafoogle]

I have no problems with females owning small dogs or cats.

well as long as you're okay with it. i feel better

 

[KronDonSmoker]

Lol I definately started a cat dog debate in here, IMO people should just do them i fyou like cats get a cat if you like dogs get a dog. Me Personally I don tlike cats mainly because Im allergic not in a real bad way I just get itchy eyes (dont know if its itchy red eyes since my eyes are usally red for other things lol) and stuffed up. Thats my main reason I want to get rid of these damn cats but after they ate my plant it was the final straw , Everyday they break something tear something up throw up on something worst cats I have ever owned dogs only for me now.

 

[KronDonSmoker]

Cats are useless. Literally. They don't do anything but eat, sleep, shit, and piss. At least dogs can develop a personality and interact with you. When was the last time any cat got a beer?

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That is a tight video though I wouldnt mind having a dog that could go grab my sack of weed and my bong for me

 

[poplars]

yep fuck cats... they hardly give a fuck about you, then they pull shit like that... dogs fo life.


edit: that video was epic... good example of why I love dogs...

 

[DelSlow]

That's happened to me before. I got soooo fuckin pissed. But not a big deal anymore. Now I have someone to dispose of the males.
And I didn't care much for cats until I got one. They REALLy like weed. My dogs, eh, not so much.

Ps I got a 10lb chihuahua and a 25 lb poi dog. Funny how the mexican and the hawaiian don't like weed...

 

[Benassi]

I dont understand why people feel like they have to choose one animal over the other, trying to compare and what not, they are both completely different.

If self absorbed means being a more dependent animal then i agree...

As for dog's not being assholes, thats ridiculous, my dog is a huge asshole and he knows all the tricks in the book, fucker will steal your food at the blink of an eye.

Should of focussed in training for obedience instead of sticking with useless tricks. My guide dogs don't even eat their own food until I say "ok". They shit and piss when I tell them "get busy". They don't step off a curb until I say to. They haven't needed leashes in 4 years and never walk a foot away from me.

I'm not choosing one animal over another... I'll choose a multiple animals over a cat. Horses can be tamed, trained, and do some amazing feats (my step mother's show horses are the most loveable fuckers ever). Birds can be trained to do INSANELY awesome things.

Cats can remember where their shit box is... then shit in it.