Favorite cheater excuse from The Maury Show

hempstead

hempstead

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Ok I was just watching Maury and a guy went to the store and never came home that night. His wife was trying to call him and get this, his excuse was,"I got knocked unconscious". Lol That has got to be one of the best yet. Oh sorry hunny I got knocked out. Oh ok are you ok baby. lol
Thought it was funny and I would share. Feel free to share your favorite whether from Maury or your own personal experience. Cheaters suck!
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Personally, my favorite has always been the ol' "we're just friends" line... followed closely by "I was drunk! :("...

Maury n similar shows seem to be so over the top sometimes it's hard to take them seriously... Bitches with 12 or 13 men coming on the show to be DNA tested to see if they're the father, with Maury saying shit like "now ______ is not to be judged...".

Shit is ridiculous. If it's real, I bet the people from child protective services and the welfare office sure have their hands full... that's all I'm sayin'...
 
rowlman

rowlman

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...lol...my hillbilly great grandma was on the Maury show in the early 90's...she was 79 and married a 40 year old...lol...a proud family moment for all of us
 
hempstead

hempstead

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guy incognito said:
Good to see a stoner spending his time wisely.
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I DVR it and yes I have plenty of time, retired and I'm a stay at home dad and I am free 4 days a week. I busted my ass(delivered beer) for 20 years and got to retire early because of an injury, now I'm a slacker, go Teamsters. Booyeah! lol

I wish Jerry Springer, Sally Jessy Raphael, Jenny Jones, and the mother of them all Geraldo were all still on. Fuck Ricky Lake though, she sucked. lol
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Benassi said:
Best excuse ever; "Nothing happened I promise!!!!"

Dumb bitches are dumb.
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No joke!

I don't get why they sit there and deny it all when they know they have the results of their lie detector tests.. Do they think they'll beat a lie detector or something? Another reason makes me believe it's fake..
 
hempstead

hempstead

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Padawanbater2 said:
No joke!

I don't get why they sit there and deny it all when they know they have the results of their lie detector tests.. Do they think they'll beat a lie detector or something? Another reason makes me believe it's fake..
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Sometimes I wonder about the lie detector test. I am willing to bet the test failed a few times and fucked up a few relationships.
 
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cmt1984

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there is a reason why lie detector tests dont stand up in court...

lmao i cant believe he said he was knocked out, you gotta be pretty fucking creative for that one. ive never seen a cheater episode, ive seen quite a few "who is the daddy" episodes though...always very entertaining.
 
Sgt. Floyd

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Padawanbater2 said:
Personally, my favorite has always been the ol' "we're just friends" line... followed closely by "I was drunk! :("...

Maury n similar shows seem to be so over the top sometimes it's hard to take them seriously... Bitches with 12 or 13 men coming on the show to be DNA tested to see if they're the father, with Maury saying shit like "now ______ is not to be judged...".

Shit is ridiculous. If it's real, I bet the people from child protective services and the welfare office sure have their hands full... that's all I'm sayin'...
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One of the cases I worked on when I worked for a lawyer had paternity involved. We asked the woman who she thought the father was. Tested the guy and it came back negative. We asked who her second guess was. Tested him too with the same results. After the FOURTH guy, we had the woman make a list of all the people who might be the father. She wrote down 6 or 7 more guys.

And I'm pretty sure the Maury dna tests are real. My wife worked at a lab that did dna testing and she had two that showed they were paid for by Maury Povich's production company.
 
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I think some are real and some are fake.

Theres just to much crazy shit on there to be real.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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i love how when the bitch gets proven a whore she always runs screaming off stage. it's like it's on cue every time. it can't be all real but i don't really care. it's a quick shot of joy ever since he started reading the results right after meeting the couple. before you had to watch the whole fucking show to see the results and i always ended up flipping channels and missing it. i like it better than springer because springer is just way too over the top now. classic 90's springer is where it's at but i do enjoy me some maury from time to time.
 
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