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[Winter Woman]

"I have outlived my pecker."​

The Penis Poem​

My nookie days are over,​

My pilot light is out.​

What used to be my sex appeal,​

Is now my water spout.​

Tim e was when, on its own accord,​

From my trousers it would spring.​

But now I've got a full time job,​

To find the f***in' thing.​

It used to be embarrassing,​

The way it would behave.​

For every single morning,​

It would stand and watch me shave.​

Now as old age approaches,​

It sure gives me the blues.​

To see it hang its little head,​

And watch me tie my shoes!!​

 

[Winter Woman]

Unbelievable boat launch fail. Yes, those are Canadians in swimsuits, but I want to know is where are the icebergs? lol

[youtube]3goRfcrj1WA[/youtube]

 

[Winter Woman]

LOL, that's a good one^^^ I once owned a Red Explorer and that truck took out 3 deer and one beat up old Chevy. I think the damn thing was cursed.

I see white deer all the time, just for 1.5 seconds before it hits my truck @ night on the freeway

 

[DST]

Ever wondered how to dance to DubStep....

http://yesyesyall.org/#/how_to_dance_to_dubstep

Oh, and if you get through the whole video, the one after that my wife thinks it's very sweet!

 

[Dirty Harry]

I wonder what kind of interesting story will show up on a Car Fax report for those boat vehicles.

 

[hempstead]

Unbelievable boat launch fail. Yes, those are Canadians in swimsuits, but I want to know is where are the icebergs? lol

[youtube]3goRfcrj1WA[/youtube]

On the one hand they appear to be dummies. On the other hand those were some good peops trying to help the dude get out. Go Canada!

 

[Hydrotech364]

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.




"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"


"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

 

[Big P]

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[Big P]

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[Big P]

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[bestbuds09]

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.


"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"


"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

this shit made me lmao. it reminds me of my daugthers, they ask me for something and i say no but then 2 min later they come around and ask me for the same thing but in a whole different way that they still get what they want. its annoying but funny at times..... +rep bro i likes a lot

 

[Leothwyn]

 

[danny12]

lol you guys wacth you tube poop? lol cool

haha

 

[alberts]

 

[Winter Woman]

I thought sharks only did this in the movies

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[Winter Woman]

I don't think this one made here.

[youtube]St_4vYCPax4[/youtube]

 

[Winter Woman]

This is a alpha tomcat in the making

[youtube]vDgzfBcZqrs[/youtube]

 

[Winter Woman]

It's the last one that got me.

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[Jer La Mota]

[video=youtube;Cl5Pfc5TyO0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl5Pfc5TyO0&feature=player_embedded#![/video]

 

[Jer La Mota]

[video=youtube;UZ16u-szAhQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ16u-szAhQ&feature=player_embedded[/video]

lol, hilarious