My Cat ate my Plant

poplars

Well-Known Member
cats are inherintly not domesticated.. they're like wild cats in teh sense that you can take a wild one from birth, raise it to be exactly like a cat... they're not truly domesticated.

sure you can love them, but to say that love is on par with a dog is straight up foolishness...

dogs straight up bond with you, they become your protector and you protect them, mutual care for eachother in the sense that you both are a mutual service to eachother. cats don't really do much as far as service, and they'll run away from your ass one day if you give them the option to do so... atleast dogs have a reason for leaving and will come back...
 

hazorazo

New Member
My cat loves to try to get into the room and eat the bottom leaves, so she is 86'd from the room. She loves snacking on them if she can get in there.
 

MASS97

Active Member
Hey Man, just follow the cat around man.
Like, my friend had a dog that ate his bag man. He just followed that dog around till it crapped out his bag, man. And then he scooped it up and he sold it man. He called it Labrador and charged DOUBLE for it man!! It was THE BEST SHIT I EVER SMOKED MAN!!!

I'm telling you man. Follow that cat around!! You might have some PRIMO Siamese Sensimellia on your hands!!! :joint::mrgreen: Nice Kitty!!!
 

danny12

New Member
cat? holy shit? they do that?
i hear black cats out side at were my plat is D:
fuck that, every ngiht i bring it in

thats for the post lol
 

KronDonSmoker

Active Member
Yea I got 4 other strains going righ tnow that im waiting for them to break soil, Mekong High, PIneapple Express, Chrystal, and Skunk #11
 

webb107

Well-Known Member
Sorry Guys I have to vent here I cant exactly have this as water cooler talk at work, But my baby Kandy Kush which was about 4 days out of the soil and one of these fucking cats Im watching for a preggo friend (just had the baby a few weeks ago). SO right now Im heated went to bed looking at a plant that was just at its 1st node and now its just a cup of fucking soil fuck cats I will never own or watch one again, maybe go to the Chinese Restaurant and eat some thats about it, Fuck cats if i hadnt said that already
my dad has cats and they just love the smell of my plants all they do is go a lie down near the plants and smell them
 

MediMary

Well-Known Member
I had two cats back when my other roommate was living here. Luckily an employee from the retirement home next door stole one. After living with 2 cats for 3 months, and 1 cat for an additional month, I can tell you, from experience, that cats are useless animals. Real men get dogs, big dogs, not some little dog that might as well be a cat. I have no problems with females owning small dogs or cats.
LMAO muhahaha :lol:
 

Michael Phelps

Well-Known Member
Should of focussed in training for obedience instead of sticking with useless tricks. My guide dogs don't even eat their own food until I say "ok". They shit and piss when I tell them "get busy". They don't step off a curb until I say to. They haven't needed leashes in 4 years and never walk a foot away from me.

I'm not choosing one animal over another... I'll choose a multiple animals over a cat. Horses can be tamed, trained, and do some amazing feats (my step mother's show horses are the most loveable fuckers ever). Birds can be trained to do INSANELY awesome things.

Cats can remember where their shit box is... then shit in it. :lol:
Yeah maybe that's true to some degree.. Our Dog is just a little shit head, fucker knows he does shit wrong but he does it anyways.

Man my cat is a sneeky fuck, his whole life mission is to find ways to get out of the house, and believe me some of the shit is straight acrobatic. I wouldnt believe it if i didnt see it with my own eyes. Dont know to much about horses, guess it would be cool to ride in the Apocalypse.

But i agree birds are hella g, my friend used to have a macaw and that thing was sweet... Although once it did bite him and fuck him up pretty bad.


I guess i like cats and dogs for opposite reasons, cats for the fact they have that Fuck you attitude, the fact they view you as their pet. Then dogs for the fact that they wont leave your side, mans best friend.
 

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
My Priscilla used to sneak into the grow room for a snack.

We came to an agreement which has worked out well for both of us.

She gets all of the males, hermans, and trim she can eat. Once a plant is culled from the grow, she gets first crack at it.

Now she has no urge to sneak into the grow, and if she enters with me she just hangs out.

Cats are smart motherfuckers.
 

IXOYE

Active Member
It was cool of you to take them off the preggo's hands. Another reason why dogs are better than cats: your doctor doesn't tell you to get rid of your dogs when you get knocked up! (though i think its the kitty litter and not the actual cat that causes the health problems.) One thing I can say for cats though - THEY ASSASSINATE SOME MICE!!! I miss having a cat for that reason, my german shepherd tries but he's just too big.
 

Ethan Cray

Member
Fuck that I would have killed that cat. I like all animals except fucking cats. I am also alergic which doesnt help but I wouldn't like them even if I wasn't.
 
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