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BillyBob05

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Hey everybody, I've been in veg for 6 weeks now. A friend of mine told me that semen is a good fertilizer to promote faster growing and bigger more potent buds due to proteins that the plants love. So I've been masturbating on my plants for the last week, 3 times a day (once in the morning, on lunch break, and before bed) At first I didn't notice any differance but as of now im seeing brown splots showing up on the fan leafs and also some random areas of what looks to be like a fungus or some kind of mold (bluish white patches). Is this due to the semen or something else I'm doing?? I'm using five 23 watt cfl's and scotts potting soil plus as a medium. I don't have any nutrients yet but plan on getting some soon. Temp is at a constant 74F and I have good ventilation. I also plan on getting some c02 in their soon. I'm watering once every 3 days and I let the water sit to evaporate the chemicals. BTW I tried a search but couldn't find anything, should the semen go directly on the fan leafs? I've been ejaculating directly on the leafs but after reading many posts I think this might be magnifying the light and burning the plants creating the brown splots. Should I do it directly in to the soil? Or maybe mix it with the water when watering?? Any help is much appreciated THANKS!!
 
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LiveAndLetLlive

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BillyBob05 said:
Hey everybody, I've been in veg for 6 weeks now. A friend of mine told me that semen is a good fertilizer to promote faster growing and bigger more potent buds due to proteins that the plants love. So I've been masturbating on my plants for the last week, 3 times a day (once in the morning, on lunch break, and before bed) At first I didn't notice any differance but as of now im seeing brown splots showing up on the fan leafs and also some random areas of what looks to be like a fungus or some kind of mold (bluish white patches). Is this due to the semen or something else I'm doing?? I'm using five 23 watt cfl's and scotts potting soil plus as a medium. I don't have any nutrients yet but plan on getting some soon. Temp is at a constant 74F and I have good ventilation. I also plan on getting some c02 in their soon. I'm watering once every 3 days and I let the water sit to evaporate the chemicals. BTW I tried a search but couldn't find anything, should the semen go directly on the fan leafs? I've been ejaculating directly on the leafs but after reading many posts I think this might be magnifying the light and burning the plants creating the brown splots. Should I do it directly in to the soil? Or maybe mix it with the water when watering?? Any help is much appreciated THANKS!!
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ok billy everything sounds to be going great, besides the spots on the leafs. this is what you want to do, first change your lights to 12/12 and then wait a little bit till all sorts of white hairs start poping up(this might take 2 weeks or so). those white hairs are where you want your sea men to be. ejaculate all over them suckers, you can also add flour to the mixture and apply with a paitbrush if you want your sea men to be evenly distributed. only do this if you want F1 hybrid seeds(you pot will not be sensi bud), other wise direct your sea men into the soil. ive never heard of foliar feeding with sea men, your buddy might be more knowledgable though. also if you start to see your leafs turn yellow you might want to drink lots of beer and piss in your medium, there is a twofold reason for this. 1 it adds nitrogen to your medium, and 2 lowers your PH which is maybe what you need. can you show us some picture of your cum laden plant? ok back to when you fertilize your plant with your sea men, after 1-3 weeks(after you apply the jiz) you should start to see the bracts start to sweel. get a 30x mag glass and look for little human heads with green hair start to pop out :) JMHO Cheers m8
 
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SmokerE

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Hell, 3 feedings a day is your problem. You gotta bump that up to 1/2 a dozen at least, hopefully those spots aren't caused by any insects or bugs.
 
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BillyBob05

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Thanks for the advice man. I'm gonna go with the paintbrush/ flour method. 1 question can i use some of my buddies semen b/c I'm running low lol or would it confuse the plant do you think. Does diet really matter? If so I'll just tough it out and do it on my own. I guess the white/bluish mold or fungus isnt a problem?
 
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HotNSexyMILF

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BillyBob05 said:
Thanks for the advice man. I'm gonna go with the paintbrush/ flour method. 1 question can i use some of my buddies semen b/c I'm running low lol or would it confuse the plant do you think. Does diet really matter? If so I'll just tough it out and do it on my own. I guess the white/bluish mold or fungus isnt a problem?
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I haven't laughed this hard in a while.. lmfaooo. holy shyt..:blsmoke:

I think the plant would get confused.. but that's just me..:blsmoke: LOL
 
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LiveAndLetLlive

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i think he wants some F1 hybrid seeds for his next grow. so he and his buddy can have a session together(?) and truly have a wider spectrum of beans to pick from. see if you cant get your girlfriend in there and have her drop and egg or two on there. if my calculations are correct you might be able to make femanized seeds that way. just dont quote me on it. you should start a journal once you get your camera, i just dont want to see your dinky(no offence im sure you have a nice one :-|). but u can take some pics of your girl dropping some eggies :hump:. ill have to keep a close eye on this one, i cant wait to see your setup and the last couple weeks b4 the chop!
 
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kochab

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oh and becareful tht you and your bud dont get dickburn from jerkin 3 times a day on your plants. I use leather gloves but thats optional, suggestions show that re-eating your semen may also promote more beneficial nutes to recycle and grow stronger. some say it taste better with a raw egg and a strawberry muffin.
 
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BillyBob05

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How is everyone an expert a semen fertlizing when I can't find one damn post about it am i missing something? BTW I dont know if your serious about the whole girlfriend thing but I don't have one atm. I could get my sister or maybe my mom to do it for me if it really helps were you for real? Some feminized seeds would kick ass.
 
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Hanky

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Your babies just got cummed on by their father.. You've been sexually abusing your babies so yer I think they might be a bit confused bud. I'm sure they're going to need a lot of therapy as they grow older to cope with their abuse. Maybe some flushing therapy? You're one sick mother fucker.
I've heard pubes help fert too.. Since you're having sex with plants maybe you could cut up your pubes and throw em in there and tell me what happens? I'm not kidding =/. I really want to see if it works lol.

PS: I'll have more smart ass remarks for you as they come to me :S
PSS: Are you fucking serious?... You realize how much semen is worth? Probably more than the extra KG of bud you'd get.
PSSS: Prostitutes work better.

OOO I almost forgot. I always wondered if you masturbated inside a bag of bud if your dick would feel high.. Does it work?
 
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HotNSexyMILF

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BillyBob05 said:
How is everyone an expert a semen fertlizing when I can't find one damn post about it am i missing something? BTW I dont know if your serious about the whole girlfriend thing but I don't have one atm. I could get my sister or maybe my mom to do it for me if it really helps were you for real? Some feminized seeds would kick ass.
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<dying from laughing... > :blsmoke:
 
BSIv2.0

BSIv2.0

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Newsflash: Teenager found dehydrated and passed out next to dying marijuana plants......News @ 11.
 
sleepytown

sleepytown

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Whoever is posting as BillyBob05, please come and claim this. I'm gonna rep the hell out of you. Well played!

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