Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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EFILROFKGD
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i think i have just found the reason the internet was invented.. so i could find this and share it with u all
The Cryptkeeper
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This, is the funniest, shit, I have EVER, seen. O.O
The lady with the punching woman just basically runs away when she sees the punch coming.
jcdws602
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i think i have just found the reason the internet was invented.. so i could find this and share it with u all
Fucking awesome.........hahahahahahahaha............ aww man that is an epic pic.....the mortified bunnies in the back.......the oompa loompas...topped off with a fat what ever that is on a stretcher......+ rep for that find....
Dirty Harry
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^^^ Shit man, that ambulance should say U-Haul.
Winter Woman
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You have to love British humour!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper and, even if they are not,
they are pretty humorous:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard..
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married, wife knows everything.
**** And Statement of the Century ****
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't
have a headache and sex at the same time?"
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper and, even if they are not,
they are pretty humorous:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard..
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married, wife knows everything.
**** And Statement of the Century ****
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't
have a headache and sex at the same time?"
woodsmaneh!
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[FONT="]Guns[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Yes, I am."[/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Well then, better tell me what you got."[/FONT]
[FONT="]
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"[/FONT]
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"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."[/FONT]
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"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"[/FONT]
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"Nope."[/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Not a fuckin thing..."[/FONT]
[FONT="]A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Yes, I am."[/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Well then, better tell me what you got."[/FONT]
[FONT="]
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."[/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Nope."[/FONT]
[FONT="]
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Not a fuckin thing..."[/FONT]
Don Gin and Ton
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The Cryptkeeper
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Kids say the darndest things...
Hey are we on page 420? I know I've modified my page preferences to 20 posts but somebody else has to be seeing this as well.
Hey are we on page 420? I know I've modified my page preferences to 20 posts but somebody else has to be seeing this as well.
Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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I can't believe what Red Skelton said at the end of this clip in 1969, he must have seen this coming.
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Dirty Harry
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Poor Kermit, He must be trying to clear security to get on a plane. TSA will be wanting that soon. If they can train cops to take blood samples they can train TSA to poke ones' orifices.
