MMJ Goat Milk

[dirtsurfr]

If I were to feed 2 Lbs of Skunk or W.W. to my goat
would I get any benifits from it's milk???

 

[Sr. Verde]

good fucking question!

 

[JeSt3r]

mmm idk sounds to me like ud just have a stoned goat no?

 

[StonedPony]

Dont know if you would benefit but the fucking goat is going to LOVE YOU>

 

[brownbearclan]

I don't think so because 1st, whatever you feed the goat would need to be cooked so the THC has been broken down and can be absorbed. Then the goats liver and kidneys will filter most of that out. For example from the best of my knowledge if a women smokes weed and breast feeds I don't think the active THC is transferred to the baby for any effect whereas other things like alcohol, hard drugs etc. do. Anyone know for sure on this?

Your goat would definitely like you...probably a smaller dose though or it will just go to sleep. =)

 

[Supgee3]

Hahahahahahah, wow this thread cracked me up... +rep.

Honestly I have no idea, but i'm almost certain nothing would happen... You'd probably potentially kill / injure the goat. I know that eating raw cannabis irritates the stomach lining in humans even just a gram.... so force feeding a goat 2 pounds would probably have some ill effects, in all seriousness.

 

[Sr. Verde]

Dont know if you would benefit but the fucking goat is going to LOVE YOU>

I wonder if he loves his goat back

 

[dirtsurfr]

I didn't think it would hurt the goat as it eats poison oak with no ill effects, and the milk helps me from getting poison oak.

I wonder if he loves his goat back

after u get used to her shes not so Baaaaaaaad...lol

 

[HowzerMD]

Dont know if you would benefit but the fucking goat is going to LOVE YOU>

Heh heh. Yea. Happy goat

 

[prostheticninja]

after u get used to her shes not so Baaaaaaaad...lol

That was probably the 2nd worst pun I've ever heard, but jesus christ did I laugh. +rep

 

[dirtsurfr]

Another thought feeding this to her might keep her from climbing the wood pile and knocking it down...

 

[dirtsurfr]

bump:
Just in case...
Does any one know how to milk a sleeping Goat?

 

[jhopkins34]

My friend explained to me quite recently that milking a goat is a huge bitch of a job, I thought he was just the bitch who was right?

 

[dirtsurfr]

They are a bitch to milk if you let them kick and such, just have to be the boss.

 

[dirtsurfr]

Ok I Milked her last night, then I brought out the W.W. (by the way it's a little moldy
thats the reason I'm doing this.)
Any way when I sat it down she went right at it I checked on her a couple hrs later and she was acting fine.
This evening I'll milk her and then we'll see......

 

[dirtsurfr]

Never got back to report.
It didn't work but now she's a pretty picky eater..

 

[Sr. Verde]

Never got back to report.
It didn't work but now she's a pretty picky eater..

perfect ending to this thread +rep for updating

 

[dirtsurfr]

Just for the heck of it Bump!

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Is there some odd connection between goats and potheads that I have yet to ascertain?!

Lol, keep your goat away from Shannon x

 

[Carne Seca]

I hate goat milk. It tastes like they smell. Blech.