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Total Head

Total Head

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at the risk of somewhat narrowing down my location i do have a humorous story that made the local front page a couple years ago. basically my friend had just left her birthday party at a strip club and was driving home wasted and just had to text someone some dumb shit and she rear ended a police cruiser who had pulled over another driver. the cruiser then smashed into car that was being pulled over and the cop had all these injuries. the funniest shit in the story was where she tried to tell the cop she was going to sue the owner of the strip club for overserving her. lolol. here is a quick copy and paste of that part of the article:

where she was celebrating her birthday that occurred a "couple of days" earlier and that she should not have been driving. Police said she told them that she had been served six or seven drinks between 10 p.m. Sunday and 1 a.m. yesterday and asked police the procedure for filing a lawsuit against the adult entertainment establishment.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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Total Head said:
at the risk of somewhat narrowing down my location i do have a humorous story that made the local front page a couple years ago. basically my friend had just left her birthday party at a strip club and was driving home wasted and just had to text someone some dumb shit and she rear ended a police cruiser who had pulled over another driver. the cruiser then smashed into car that was being pulled over and the cop had all these injuries. the funniest shit in the story was where she tried to tell the cop she was going to sue the owner of the strip club for overserving her. lolol. here is a quick copy and paste of that part of the article:

where she was celebrating her birthday that occurred a "couple of days" earlier and that she should not have been driving. Police said she told them that she had been served six or seven drinks between 10 p.m. Sunday and 1 a.m. yesterday and asked police the procedure for filing a lawsuit against the adult entertainment establishment.
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DAMN. That took me 15min to find.

Auburn, Massachusetts?
 
GanJulia

GanJulia

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Hmm when I won states my sophomore year of high school (mixed doubles tennis) I called my partner afterward when i was at a totally unrelated party and basically begged him to make babies with me :hump: He was a rockin' tennis player but he was young and immature so he was totally freaked out by me i'm sure. I then went to text him later more about making babies and accidentally texted his cousin who was also a tennis player and our friend but much older and much more interested in what I was saying hahahha! I consider this an embarrassing drunk moment in my life. I discovered things I shouldn't have. :roll:
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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GanJulia said:
Hmm when I won states my sophomore year of high school (mixed doubles tennis) I called my partner afterward when i was at a totally unrelated party and basically begged him to make babies with me :hump: He was a rockin' tennis player but he was young and immature so he was totally freaked out by me i'm sure. I then went to text him later more about making babies and accidentally texted his cousin who was also a tennis player and our friend but much older and much more interested in what I was saying hahahha! I consider this an embarrassing drunk moment in my life. I discovered things I shouldn't have. :roll:
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I'm directly down the middle about my reaction. I'd be simultaneously disgusted and turned on. A Condom would be necessary. There's no way I'm bringing another pesky female into this world. There's a reason why female tennis players get paid less then males.
 
beardo

beardo

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I sent my boss a picture of my dick when I was drunk and I sent my friends girlfriend a picture of my balls
 
beardo

beardo

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GanJulia said:
Hmm when I won states my sophomore year of high school (mixed doubles tennis) I called my partner afterward when i was at a totally unrelated party and basically begged him to make babies with me :hump: He was a rockin' tennis player but he was young and immature so he was totally freaked out by me i'm sure. I then went to text him later more about making babies and accidentally texted his cousin who was also a tennis player and our friend but much older and much more interested in what I was saying hahahha! I consider this an embarrassing drunk moment in my life. I discovered things I shouldn't have. :roll:
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I don't play tennis but I got the baby batter
 
beardo

beardo

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The Cryptkeeper said:
I know people who have done similar things. :D
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It was funny because my boss had weird broken English and was talking about it all day-telling every one he had a picture of my dick and how when he opens his phone he sees a picture of dick he was talking to everyone about it and they thought he was weird
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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beardo said:
It was funny because my boss had weird broken English and was talking about it all day-telling every one he had a picture of my dick and how when he opens his phone he sees a picture of dick he was talking to everyone about it and they thought he was weird
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Haha. "Look at my dick! I got dick on phone!"
 
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