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[TaoWolf]

i know of 10+ instances in my past where the detox drink has worked for either me or a friend of mine. you just have to time it right, and piss a few times before you piss for the test. i used one to get into UTI and where i work. your piss will change colors, preferably make sure its clear before you go in. each time i drank one mine was yellow for the first 3 times and the turned clear, but from then on for like the next 3 hours your good. i wouldn't risk it if you cant pull it off on the time guessing. gotta be 007 like

A majority of products sold to help people pass urinalysis drug testing rely on two basic things: 1) That you drink enough water so that your urine is diluted. 2) They contain something that will make the urine not appear to be diluted to the eye. A lot of them are just basic diuretics that make your kidneys produce a high amount of urine - this also tends to lead dilute urine. But nothing I know of actually masks THC metabolites. The testing protocols are just set up so that if a low amount of metabolites are detected below a certain threshold, it's *considered* to be a 'negative'. BUT if it's *way* too dilute the lab will ask for a new sample. Riding the lines between a positive, dilute enough to get an interpreted 'negative', and too dilute really just comes down to luck. And if a person has a lot on the line and a choice to wait and be certain... why risk it?

 

[keanureeves]

so many theories about this but TAOWOLF has the right idea imho.. dilute dilute dilute!!! and make your piss YELLOW!

just eat a couple of vitamin B12s and drink a gallon of water. piss once before your test.. and ASAP piss for your test.

i don't come across having to piss that often.. but this is what i would do.. maybe.. probably..

and if you get surprised by a test DROP THE PISS ON THE FLOOR! WHOOPs!!

 

[realmaple1]

DRINK ALL THE WATER ON THIS EARTH! theory drink a shit ton of water till you want to throw up.. and then keep on going. do it with niacin if u want or a-z urinary cleaner. can all be bought at wal-mart. all this should flush your system. but also in a way i think they rarely test for thc tbo.. My brother went to take a piss test at wal-mart and didnt pass because of xanax.. and he hasnt taken xanax in a week lol. but he smoked 3 days before the test.

 

[sourdieseltech]

A majority of products sold to help people pass urinalysis drug testing rely on two basic things: 1) That you drink enough water so that your urine is diluted. 2) They contain something that will make the urine not appear to be diluted to the eye. A lot of them are just basic diuretics that make your kidneys produce a high amount of urine - this also tends to lead dilute urine. But nothing I know of actually masks THC metabolites. The testing protocols are just set up so that if a low amount of metabolites are detected below a certain threshold, it's *considered* to be a 'negative'. BUT if it's *way* too dilute the lab will ask for a new sample. Riding the lines between a positive, dilute enough to get an interpreted 'negative', and too dilute really just comes down to luck. And if a person has a lot on the line and a choice to wait and be certain... why risk it?

i understand now, i dont know the science behind these things. I am just speaking truth. 10 out of 10 times and thats not a definative enough result? as long as you do it properly, you will pass i promise. i would risk my own balls on that shit, it works.

i smoke tonz, oz a week atleast and it got my ass clean, and remember im not a small guy. 6'3" 250

but, go ahead. go tell your recruiter you cant piss clean. that outcome all depends on the recruiter. i mean he wants that commission im sure but he could be this total anti-weed guy who tells you to fuck off when u say that

 

[sourdieseltech]

WRONG good sir, you do sweat out THC, as for in 1 week to get clean? will never happen. AND if your doing it for the Military be careful because if your piss is to cleer like water they will take a hair test, " yes thc is in your hair " so dont make your piss to clear if you are going to detoxs.. just some hints

of course dude, they can go back 10 years on your ass with hair folical. i work for a trucking company any i see drivers outside the main office all the time waiting on a cab because they failed their hair folicle from 4 years ago when they went to mexico for vac and smoked some herb.

fuck drug test, legalize it and they cant test you anymore =]

 

[dannydakota]

of course dude, they can go back 10 years on your ass with hair folical. i work for a trucking company any i see drivers outside the main office all the time waiting on a cab because they failed their hair folicle from 4 years ago when they went to mexico for vac and smoked some herb.

fuck drug test, legalize it and they cant test you anymore =]

I know truckers usually have long hair, but damn, they didn't get a haircut for 10 years?

 

[333maxwell]

A lot of it depends on the test.. the kind of the test.. and the facility where they do the test..

For instance if they send it up to that big Lab in Seattle (where so many of them do go), you wouldn't stand a chance.. they will send it back even telling you that you had elevated levels of niacin which is considered an automatic fail.

If it is a dropper test done on location (like your probation officer, or small business might employ) then you can pass with just using words some times (I passed one that showed I had cannabis in my system, by laughing and telling him that what was funny to me was not that I failed, but how anti marijuana I was AND failed.. ohh the irony.. he decided he had bad strips, I got the job.


Others bring in a guy to do the test on site, using a bit more procedural methods and better gear than a standard dropper test. This person will watch you pee and actually intimidate you for fun.. they can smell a stoner a mile away.. if you pass one of h is tests and he suspects, he might try giving you a different test that uses different fields to narrow down if you have been perhaps loading up the body (they also do things like look at the color of your pee.. if it is too clear they will tell you to come back again.. indicates you have been overloading on water).


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Worse one for me was a hotel chain called Shilo on the Oregon coast..

I was talked into taking the job as sous-chef.. I even told them I would be too dirty to pass the test..

The Chef told me he didn't care.. he would wait 30 days for me to clean it out..

So 30 days later he calls and says 'I really need you, we are going to give it an extra 15 days'..

So 45 days later, me, a thin guy with quick metabolism who hasn't partaken in 45 solid days and is using detox drinks, goes in and does the test.

They tell me the results will be in 2 weeks.. I am like 'huh?'

They send the test to some DNA lab in Seattle..


Two weeks later I get a call from this outfits Doctor informing me that I had failed the test (it's like they call because they get a kick out of hearing you try and weasle your way out of it)..

He told me I was really dirty and it didn't even seem like I tried to cover it up..

I told him that on the level, I was a smoker, the outfit hiring me was a smoker, it wasn't a secret, and that I had dried up for 45 solid days..

And he says 'well, I am going to assume at this point you are a big man.. a heavy man'..

Nope, I weigh in at 135...


"Welllllll" he says.. "I can't help ya, there is no rhyme nor reason, it just stays in some peoples body longer than others"

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I lost the Job by failing the test..

On the VERY day it was decided a cannabis user was unfit to flip burgers, it was voted unconstitutional to drug test elected officials and they made a big deal of it in the news.... boy was I mad..

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Anyway.. if you are still reading.. *L*

Depends on what kind of test.. I have no clue the Military standards, I can't imagine they would send them all out, yet I can;t imagine they would chintz on their own testing too much either..

 

[Yeah Right]

This advice was given to me by a doctor a number of years ago. Bare with me here, cuz this works and is basically free. I had kidney damage as a kid. Most physicals, especially military physicals test for stuff like protein in urine. Excess protein in urine means you either have or have had serious kidney problems. Protein in your urine equals not being in the Infantry. (Had I only known.....long term, another story) Anyway, protein is accumlated in the fatty cells, just like THC. If you drink water at the rate of about a quart an hour while you're awake your system stays flushed. The liquid is moving through you fast enough that it's not picking up the proteins or THC. Every one of my friends in the military used this method. I've used this method since the late 80s. I've passed every drug test I've ever taken. If you're staying well hydrated it's even easier as you're not adding much liquid to your diet. The easy way to tell you're well hydrated and staying flushed is that you're peeing at least once an hour. If your urine's not pretty well clear, drink more water. Not juice, not soda, not beer.....water.

 

[btw]

This advice was given to me by a doctor a number of years ago. Bare with me here, cuz this works and is basically free. I had kidney damage as a kid. Most physicals, especially military physicals test for stuff like protein in urine. Excess protein in urine means you either have or have had serious kidney problems. Protein in your urine equals not being in the Infantry. (Had I only known.....long term, another story) Anyway, protein is accumlated in the fatty cells, just like THC. If you drink water at the rate of about a quart an hour while you're awake your system stays flushed. The liquid is moving through you fast enough that it's not picking up the proteins or THC. Every one of my friends in the military used this method. I've used this method since the late 80s. I've passed every drug test I've ever taken. If you're staying well hydrated it's even easier as you're not adding much liquid to your diet. The easy way to tell you're well hydrated and staying flushed is that you're peeing at least once an hour. If your urine's not pretty well clear, drink more water. Not juice, not soda, not beer.....water.

Im a biochemist and I also studied the science of nutrition during my undergrad, so i can tell you protein is not stored in your body. When you digest protein, it is denatured by HCL and pepsinogin and used in your body in the form of amino acids. Your body will use the amino acids to build new proteins that function as enzymes or building blocks for other things (multitude of uses). Protein should never be in your urine, which is why it is used to detect kidney damage (kidneys filter out waste and keep needed nutrients like protein). THC metabolite is stored in your fat, the reason drinking lots of water helps is because it dilutes your urine= low total concentration of THC metabolite. Increased water intake also thins your blood (which is why blood/ plasma donation is faster when you drink lots of water) so you would have a lower concentration of serum albumin (blood protein) filtering through your kidneys= less protein excretion (in your case).