Whats the point of living to 103 if you're never gonna get laid?

[Louis541]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3426578/I-am-103-because-Ive-never-had-sex.html
Really, why? She seems like she's had a boring ass life.

A WOMAN of 103 has revealed the secret of her long life - she is a virgin.

Gladys Gough said she "could never be bothered" with intimate relationships.
She has also never smoked, tried alcohol or taken prescription drugs.
Gladys said: "I never got married or had a boyfriend. That probably had something to do with it. I just couldn't be bothered with men.
"I always eat my dinner. I've always made sure that I've eaten well. Men have never been a part of my life."
Gladys, of Coventry, said she dedicated her life to seeing the world, with her sister Edna, who died in 1996 aged 85.
She added: "We were always being approached by men but preferred to travel and talk to each other instead."

 

[80mg]

I wanna fuck her.

 

[fdd2blk]

what's the point of the speed odometer going to 140mph in my truck?

that's the REAL question.

 

[Louis541]

Good luck. She's been gaurding that snatch for over a century.

 

[suTraGrow]

I wanna fuck her.

i got sloppy seconds then.

 

[80mg]

i got sloppy seconds then.

Imagine how famous we'd be running a train on the worlds oldest virgin lmfaooo

 

[mystifiedbongs]

Imagine how famous we'd be running a train on the worlds oldest virgin lmfaooo

she'd most likely die

 

[suTraGrow]

Imagine how famous we'd be running a train on the worlds oldest virgin lmfaooo

Ohhhhh SNAPPPPP sell better then 2 girls one cup

 

[80mg]

Ohhhhh SNAPPPPP sell better then 2 girls one cup

LMAO!...but wtf...103 years? like didnt she ever get wet? (not a nice visual now just imagine her younger...and by younger i mean imagine shakira XD)

 

[themda]

LMAO!...but wtf...103 years? like didnt she ever get wet? (not a nice visual now just imagine her younger...and by younger i mean imagine shakira XD)

hahaha time to clean out the cobbwebs and oil up the piping lol

 

[IregAt420]

it has got to be TIGHT.

Wtf, ......my own statement sickens me...hurry up and post this and get out of here!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kodank Moment]

Good luck. She's been gaurding that snatch for over a century.

Ya but she is 103 now...I'm sure it wouldn't be to hard to hold her down and take it.

 

[StonedPony]

What a waste..........never knowing the sweet embrace of your first puppy love kiss..........the tingling of you tummy when you see the one you are crazy for............the hard dick riseing up out of the top of you jeans and she slowly bends over to get a roast out of the oven and you cant hold back any longer and say FUCK ME BITCH I WANT YOUR HYMAN PASTED ON MY WALL and you reach for her and...........uh.............uh..........hmmmm...............ooooops..............So shes a 103 huh...........cool.

 

[purplehazin]

Ya but she is 103 now...I'm sure it wouldn't be to hard to hold her down and take it.

 

[80mg]

lmfao!................

 

[medicalmaryjane]

lofl i woldn't want to live to 103 regardless. i know i am a downer.

 

[Kodank Moment]

Yes. Because clearly...I was the one that took it to far. The gang bang idea was very classy...lol.

 

[80mg]

Yes. Because clearly...I was the one that took it to far. The gang bang idea was very classy...lol.

Atleast it's concentiual....you got ALOT to learn about having sex don't you?

 

[StonedPony]

Does this napkin smell like chlorophorm

 

[Devildog93]

Does this napkin smell like chlorophorm

If you got that napkin from your side dresser, that is NOT chloroform you are smelling !!!