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[woodsmaneh!]

[FONT=&quot]Spent [FONT=&quot]$150.00[/FONT] on E-bay for a penis enlarger.
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[FONT=&quot]Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.[/FONT]



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[unorthodox]

for the gun lovers out there... this is the .577 Tyrannosaur round...


and this is people trying to fire it... [video=youtube;-EVqT3XEzss]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EVqT3XEzss&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

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Be careful what you wish for

 

[woodsmaneh!]

[FONT=&quot]The Black Panties[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Ann[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet.."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away..

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same- she stood there wearing the black panties,
And he was in his birthday suit-
But now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences.."[/FONT]

 

[woodsmaneh!]

[FONT=&quot]A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
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[FONT=&quot]There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road and she got out to see if it was still alive.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]It was, so she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm and let it go in the morning?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]He says, "Okay, get in the car with it."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"But what about the smell?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Just hold it's nose."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The man is expected to recover but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.[/FONT]

 

[woodsmaneh!]

here you go buddy, when do we get the next video.FTW 1%

 

[woodsmaneh!]

Ladies now you know why men don't hold farts in, you have been warned.

 

[woodsmaneh!]

 

[woodsmaneh!]

OK that's enough damage for now reminds me of a place I use to go to Billy Bob's Park'n Pork

81-6372 Mamalahoa Hwy #104
Kealakekua, HI
(80 323-3371

I got the tee shirt too. Food was good.

 

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BE HONEST WHAT DID U NOTICE FIRST?

 

[woodsmaneh!]

let me see now

 

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BE HONEST WHAT DID U NOTICE FIRST?[/QUOTE]


@ 1st her face, then her B00bs. I probably wouldn't even of noticed her arms if i didn't read your comment : )