unorthodox
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im a war vet and i approve this messageI'm 99% sure it's been posted alreay but it's still great so....
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Slojo69
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Dude that same thing happened to me in 8th grade. Cept it was in science class. We were told to do this list of experiment things and record our answers, one of them was to have 2 cups of water, one hot, one cold. Which one of the 2 cools down faster. Trick question, the cold water warms up and does not cool down right? That was my answer. She said no, the cold water actually cools down faster if you take the temps of the 2 after they sit for 2 mins the cold water will be colder ..... I about B slapped that science teacher and got detention, noone would back me up either, i was so pissed .... /endrant lolI'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess this is a public school.
Also, take note of the date.
DST
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Cricket.......incase anyone wasn't sure of the rules.
"You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when
he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's
out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in
and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get
those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in
and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who
are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes
in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two
men called umpires who stay all out the time and they
decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides
have been in and all the men have been given out, and
both sides have been out twice after all the men have
been in, including those who are not out, that is the
end of the game!"
"You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when
he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's
out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in
and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get
those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in
and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who
are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes
in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two
men called umpires who stay all out the time and they
decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides
have been in and all the men have been given out, and
both sides have been out twice after all the men have
been in, including those who are not out, that is the
end of the game!"
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unorthodox
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its a little late for that now....
unorthodox
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this is what your missung n tv
Winter Woman
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Can you say "I love you" any better?What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is soworth it.
'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'
Terri - age 4
'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'
Danny - age 7
'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'
Emily - age 8
'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'
Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'
Noelle - age 7
'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'
Tommy - age 6
'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'
Cindy - age 8
'My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'
Clare - age 6
'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'
Elaine-age 5
'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'
Chris - age 7
'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'
Mary Ann - age 4
'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'
Lauren - age 4
'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)
Karen - age 7
'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'
Mark - age 6
'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
'Nothing, I just helped him cry'
Touching words from the mouth of babes.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got werebroader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
See what you think:
See what you think:
'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'
Terri - age 4
'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'
Danny - age 7
'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'
Emily - age 8
'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'
Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'
Noelle - age 7
'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'
Tommy - age 6
'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'
Cindy - age 8
'My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'
Clare - age 6
'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'
Elaine-age 5
'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'
Chris - age 7
'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'
Mary Ann - age 4
'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'
Lauren - age 4
'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)
Karen - age 7
'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'
Mark - age 6
'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
'Nothing, I just helped him cry'
Winter Woman
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From the Fort Myers Press
Sandy Fonzo hadn't planned on confronting the Pennsylvania judge whom she blames for robbing her late son of his chance at a happy, productive live.
Her emotional, obscenity-laced outburst last week-caught on video and spread over the Internet - has come to symbolize the anger felt by parents whose children were railroaded by Mark Ciavarella, the former Luzerne Coutny judge convicted Friday of racketeering in a $2.8 million 'kids for cash' plot to send youth offenders to for-profit detention centers.
Fonzo's son was 17 and an all-star wrestler with a chance at a college scholarship when he landed in Ciacarella's courtroom on a minor drug paraphernalia charge. Though the teen, Edward Kenzakoski, had no prior criminal record, he spent months at the private lockups and a wilderness camp and missed his senoir year of high school. Kenzakoski emerged an angry, bitter and depressed young man. He committed suicide last June at the age of 23.
"He was just never the same. He couldn't recover," Fonzo said Tuesday. "He wanted to go on with his life, but was just hurt. He was affected so deeply, more than anyone knew. "
[video=youtube;QLqjZq9uh5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLqjZq9uh5E[/video]
IF IT HAD BEEN MY SON THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A DEAD CONVICTED JUDGE!!!
Sandy Fonzo hadn't planned on confronting the Pennsylvania judge whom she blames for robbing her late son of his chance at a happy, productive live.
Her emotional, obscenity-laced outburst last week-caught on video and spread over the Internet - has come to symbolize the anger felt by parents whose children were railroaded by Mark Ciavarella, the former Luzerne Coutny judge convicted Friday of racketeering in a $2.8 million 'kids for cash' plot to send youth offenders to for-profit detention centers.
Fonzo's son was 17 and an all-star wrestler with a chance at a college scholarship when he landed in Ciacarella's courtroom on a minor drug paraphernalia charge. Though the teen, Edward Kenzakoski, had no prior criminal record, he spent months at the private lockups and a wilderness camp and missed his senoir year of high school. Kenzakoski emerged an angry, bitter and depressed young man. He committed suicide last June at the age of 23.
"He was just never the same. He couldn't recover," Fonzo said Tuesday. "He wanted to go on with his life, but was just hurt. He was affected so deeply, more than anyone knew. "
[video=youtube;QLqjZq9uh5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLqjZq9uh5E[/video]
IF IT HAD BEEN MY SON THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A DEAD CONVICTED JUDGE!!!
Winter Woman
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I know it's not funny. Sorry. I really don't post much any where else here and I lost my cool when I read that today. I'll post this kind of stuff somewhere else next time.
Judge's like that are the microbes that lives off of the algae that feeds on the feces that is degrading at the bottom of a pond full of cow manure. That man should live in fear the rest of his life.
Judge's like that are the microbes that lives off of the algae that feeds on the feces that is degrading at the bottom of a pond full of cow manure. That man should live in fear the rest of his life.
Winter Woman
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Hopefully we'll have moved here by this time next year. Like the weather, hate the traffic. Can the old farts get much slower or make more right turns from the left hand turn lanes?Welcome to the fort
Got any recommendations for out of the way good restaurants? I'm tired of the tourist spots.
Xrtnfx
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Yeah we have a shit ton of old people here now that it's winter (wasn't so bad before christmas). I've only been here since august, so I'm still not familiar with all the restaurants but I live near coconut point in Estero and they have some quality places in there like hemmingways. The Fire Pit at Gulf coast town center is a cool place.. not really sure what you're looking for but theres a ton of places around here
unorthodox
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understandable, I may not have seen it at all if you didnt post. I hope that guy never get out of jail and not just because the kid killed himself. he is scum and abused the power that was given to him for money. the whole thing was just kind of a buzz kill...
SmokeyMcSmokester
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fuck i needed to see this after that downer!!I miss so flo
i hope someone takes that judge out..there needs to be more vigilantism in this country...the government, state and city police all suck ass to the 10th degree. in my city cops shoot and kill people once a week it seems...every officer related shooting has been "justified" for the past 30yrs..tell me something aint wrong there. fuckin assholes all of them.
woodsmaneh!
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE[FONT="]!! [/FONT]NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE[FONT="]!! [/FONT]NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
woodsmaneh!
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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or having balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt, and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome...both result in death.
Winter Woman
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Well, I have some business down in Bonita Springs next week I'll stop by the Fire Pit. I haven't been down your way in a year it'll be interesting to see if there are any changes.
My hometown got 10-13" this week, so I'm glad to be down here right now.
My hometown got 10-13" this week, so I'm glad to be down here right now.
EFILROFKGD
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EFILROFKGD
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chick puts camera in her ass and walks around public to catch guys staring at her ass..
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/25888/Ass-Cam/#show
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/25888/Ass-Cam/#show