What Is Your Favorite Movie Line.......Quote It And Then List Movie

HerbalistUK

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Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
 
bobbypyn

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"The future of rock n roll.... Bruce springsteen, he's fuckin it all up!!!"
PeeWee "hamburger Man" Herman. Nice Dreams


Nancy: "I'm the best friend you've got!
Sid: "Yeah, so you keep tellin me!"

"PYLE, GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!"

"Try not. Do or do not; there is no try." Yoda
 
Mike Young

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bobbypyn said:
""PYLE, GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!"
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We could dedicate an entire thread to full metal jacket quotes.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...

LOVE IT!
 
GanJulia

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Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your cunt."
Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

and of course...

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti :clap:

One more :D
Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself?
Senator Ruth Martin: What?
Hannibal Lecter: Did you breast-feed her?
Paul Krendler: Now wait a minute...
Senator Ruth Martin: Yes, I did.
Hannibal Lecter: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
Paul Krendler: You son of a bitch!
Hannibal Lecter: Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
Senator Ruth Martin: Take this... *thing* back to Baltimore!
Hannibal Lecter: Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!



This movie spawned by love for horror. Now its an addiction!! This is defintely in my top 3. Red Dragon was really good as well, but Silence of the Lambs takes the cake.
 
beardo

beardo

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'You got species killing other species…our species killing all species…and we just call it industry..'
Natural Born Killers
 
Slojo69

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lol, i like the video after the 100 movie quotes, the 100 insults lol. Blade 3 - Cock juggling Thunder cunt! hehehe
 
FriendlyGuy

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*shows the cannibus garden held in HUGE pots* This use to be my world I had all to myself and here I am showing you (camera), Maybe it means im about to retire.
 
see4

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Airwave said:
"Tony, do something terrible". Avie ~ Snatch.
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One of the greatest movies ever made.

--------------- Hangover --------------------------

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil yells: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
Stu: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.


-------------- Hangover has about 2 dozen lines which are hilarious --------------------
 
Total Head

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StonedPony said:
Girls have a Vagina Boys have a Penis


Kindergarden cop
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and don't forget "it's not a toomah" same movie.

one of my favorites: "are those...pussy willows?" from serial mom. not to mention the whole obcene call scene. "let me check the zip code. 212 fuck you?" fucking lol every time.

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